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I almost drowned in the sink

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.....

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How mate?

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I put my face in the sink and my head got stuck in there

Near death experience, i tell you

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You can't drown in a sink-

Whatever sails your boat.

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Why would you do that?

I wish your head got stuck in there forever

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HAWWWWW HOW DARE YOU!!!

I'LL SUE YOU IN AMERICAN COURT!!!

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But we live in South Korea?

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See you in court.

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Alrighty then

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Omg drama without me? :(

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I was gone for 2 MINUTES

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And they started off the drama without us!

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Wait let's review this

What happens when you get stuck in a sink?

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Felix are you serious

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And the sink was filled with water

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OMFG ARE YOU OKAY

MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU

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God bless you

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I-

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Alright so the sink is filled and you're under water

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Hello how are you

I'm under the water

please help me here too much raining ululululu

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First of all, wtf

Second, wtf

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That's a vine, Minho

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Just silently ghosting y'all

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Do not interrupt our review peasants

Okay so where were we?

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Head stuck

Now you can actually inhale the water and fill your lungs with water

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Hey do you think that if we fill our lungs with water then we won't have to carry water bottles around like we can just exhale and bring the water up our body?

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Every time, I open this group in hopes that you all would mature someday but I'm always proven wrong

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Did you not study science or smth?

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He was probably busy thinking about Greenland and Iceland in his classes

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Fr tho lmao

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So we can't do that?

Oml my masterplan is proving out to be faulty whyyyyy

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What's your masterplan?

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I'll travel to the deserts and find that cave in which Aladdin went to get that lamp

Then I'll wish for Han Jisung world domination, some food, and a noona

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"AnD a nOoNa"

I can't with you-

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Guys I think something's wrong with Jisung

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No shit sherlock

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Make a groupchat, they said

It would be fun, they said

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Who told you to make a groupchat?

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My conscience

Istg it sounded fun in my head

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Idk about you all but I'm having fun

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I'm not

Bye

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Wait, we're going?

YAY BYE

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You're all so mean :((

Don't y'all know how to have fun?

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I might not know that but I do know THIS isn't how it's done

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Lmaooo

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A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD

A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

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I think he's broken

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Just pray that this will be over soon

Our father, who art in heaven

Hallowed be thy name

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Noooo don't start reciting prayers!!

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I'm gonna make a cross with my hands and scare Jisung away

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Fine fine

Y'all can go

Bye

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Are you still up for that water lung thingy btw?

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FFS