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hi!! :D

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Um???

Why would you ask me to socialize at 1 in the night???

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Omg new friends hi how've you been

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Omg too much energy

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Please try to sleep Chan

Idk what goes on in your head at night that you did this

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Are there any girls in this groupchat?

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I don't think so, stranger

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Aw damn I don't wanna be here anymore

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Idk who you are but I'm judging you so hard rn

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Me too, mate

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OMG YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA TOO?

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No?

Wait are you that Australian kid who called Chan "oppa" once?

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ThAt wAs jUsT oNe TiMe bY aCciDeNt

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Jeongin I know you're ghosting us all rn

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What do you want me to say?

My mom is gonna ground me if she finds out that I'm texting at 1 AM

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GOSHHHH WE ALL DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER AND THIS IS A MESS ISTG CHAN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING THIS IS GIVING ME STRESS I MIGHT EVEN DEVELOP PNEUMONIA

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Okay who tf is that guy

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I'm judging you too

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As a matter of fact, I know Jisung and Chan

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I don't know you triangle face

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SAY THAT AGAIN

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I don't know you uwu worthy face

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Why are you like this

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...and I know all of you

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And you decided to make this group because...?

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I wanted y'all to get to know each other

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New friends here I come!! :D

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Crap i knocked off a lamp and I hear my mom's footsteps coming towards my door frick frick frick frick-

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Wow now that's a real problem

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Ugh imma brb

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....anyway

Can y'all introduce yourselves?

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No

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R00d :(

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Don't feel bad, I bet he's a nice guy who's just sleepy rn

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I like you already

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UWUWUWUWU THANK YOUUUUU ❤️

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Ew feelings

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Sigh I'll start

Hi, I'm Bang Chan! Or you can call me Chris too!

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I'm Felix! Nice to meet y'all!! :D

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It's your sexy ass dancing machine Hyunjin this side hello

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Ew again

Btw I'm Seungmin

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Lee Minho

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I'm Changbin! >.

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Han Jisung in the building!!

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And the guy whose mom is gonna kill him is Jeongin

He's two years younger than me, Minho, and Changbin, which means he's a year younger than Hyunjin, Seungmin, Jisung and Felix

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Please don't math or my mind will commit unalive

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As a matter of fact, I'm good at math

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Oh look who's back!!

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Bruhhhhh be thankful that I'm still alive

The door to my room opened and like in a nanosecond I threw my phone across the room and pretended to sleep

Now it has an ugly crack on the screen ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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I just read the first and last words of the message but rip

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"Bruhhhhh screen"

I mean, must make sense to you-

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Oh my god Jeongin my prayers are with you and your phone

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You are so sweet 🥺

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Ship-

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bYE

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Um please don't ship anyone w anyone I begggggg

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But Felix called you oppa

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OmG I was there to witness the scene and it was the moment I started shipping you both without even knowing who Felix was and now it's just a blessing that I'm witnessing my ship come to life how can I thank the lord so much for this!!!!!

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I again read the first and last words rip

Why would you ship us T_T

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......

Did you not read what I just wrote?

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I guess it's time for us to sleep goodbye world

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THANK YOU

GOODNIGHT

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This was a goodbye I never knew i needed