《Six Texting GroupChat》III- Bullying Cathy
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[Tuesday 11:31am]
[KittyHoward added TheGoldOne, HeChoppedMyHeadOff and QueenOfTheCastle to a groupchat]
[KittyHoward renamed the groupchat 'Parrmour Stans']
KittyHoward: GUYS
KittyHoward: LITERALLY
KittyHoward: CODE BLUE AND PARRMOUR
KittyHoward: IN ONE
KittyHoward: *sent photo*
[Photo of Jane and Cathy sleeping on the sofa together, Cathy is half on top of Jane, her head buried in her neck while Jane is laying on her back]
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: CODE BLUE?! OH MY GOSH IS IT ONCE IN A BLUE MOON ALREADY?
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i still cant believe jane is actually able to get her to SLEEP
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but like they are literally the cutest power couple i have ever seen
TheGoldOne: We're cuter than them
TheGoldOne: but they're still cute
TheGoldOne: but what is 'Parrmour'?
TheGoldOne: and also why another groupchat?
KittyHoward: cathy and jane. 'parr' from cathys last name and then 'mour' from 'seymour'
KittyHoward: and why would i talk about them where they could see it when we can have a private chat without them 😌
QueenOfTheCastle: OMG PARRMOUR CONTENT GUAKHASFHJSFJKKHAJKSFJALFHASKFJAGFKJLASKJLASKJFAJKSFJKFSALKJFGASLKJLSFKFKSAFGASLKFKJLSAFAFGKASJKJAFASKHJJFSAJFSAGFASASJKSAHJFHASKJHJKAFSHFLHKSFLFSAHK
TheGoldOne: Anna is broken
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: F in the chat for anna
KittyHoward: F
TheGoldOne: F
QueenOfTheCastle: Sie sind so ein süßes Kätzchen! Wir müssen so sein!
QueenOfTheCastle: Ich möchte sie einfach nur packen und so fest umarmen! Sie sind wie kleine Welpen!!!!
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: okay why does anna use proper punctuation when she's speaking german
KittyHoward: i have no clue
TheGoldOne: Anna shush, no one else speaks german here
QueenOfTheCastle: Genau..
QueenOfTheCastle: Deshalb bin ich besser als ihr alle.
KittyHoward: I know you are babe, but english please
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: how the hell do you understand that
KittyHoward: ...
KittyHoward: google translate..
TheGoldOne: RIP
TheGoldOne: anyway. Back to the main chat?
[On the Let The Chaos Commence group chat]
KittyHoward: HEYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO
Mother: Did you have sugar again Kitty?
KittyHoward: oh ur awake
KittyHoward: hey mère :)
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Mother: Why do I get the feeling you're up to something?
KittyHoward: nah was just surprised ur awake cuz i saw you sleeping like 5 mins ago
Mother: Wait you did?
KittyHoward: u were on the sofa when i went to go watch disney movies in the lounge
Mother: oh
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ALSO
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: we want to know how you get cathy to fall asleep like that
SleepIsForTheWeak: I'd rather you not
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: 😏
Mother: NO!
SleepIsForTheWeak: If anything that makes me more awake....
TheGoldOne: tmi mija.
SleepIsForTheWeak: you've heard SO MUCH worse.
TheGoldOne: that doesn't mean I W A N T to hear it
KittyHoward: tbf me neither Lina
Mother: Yeah! Stop scaring the child!
KittyHoward: IM 20 IM NOT A CHILD
TheGoldOne: you're literally younger than my daughter...
KittyHoward: so is anna
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but anna has cool rich aunt vibes, you have innocent baby that needs to be protected vibes
SleepIsForTheWeak: ^
TheGoldOne: ^^
QueenOfTheCastle: ^^^
Mother: What does '^' mean?
KittyHoward: it means 'i agree with the statement above' and also RUDE GUYS
Mother: Right.
SleepIsForTheWeak: you're hopeless darling 😭
Mother: What? Why?
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: she can join lina in the hopeless squad
QueenOfTheCastle: RIP the hopeless squad, current members: jane seymour and catalina de aragon
KittyHoward: LMAOOOOOOO
Mother: I have literally no clue what that means
KittyHoward: maybe it's best if you don't 🥲
SleepIsForTheWeak: it means "laughing my ass off"
KittyHoward: CATHY
Mother: Kitty!
SleepIsForTheWeak: sorry not sorry
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: That's my line!
SleepIsForTheWeak: SoRrY nOt SoRrY
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: you're an asshole catherine parr
TheGoldOne: ANNE LANGUAGE
TheGoldOne: and don't insult my mija
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: so i insult cathy ONCE and you scream at me and she antagonises me all the time and you never say a word
TheGoldOne: cuz its funny
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ur so rude lina
TheGoldOne: sure sure darling
KittyHoward: it is very funny
Mother: Stop bullying each other
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: bUt It'S fUnNy
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