《Six Texting GroupChat》III- Bullying Cathy

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[Tuesday 11:31am]

[KittyHoward added TheGoldOne, HeChoppedMyHeadOff and QueenOfTheCastle to a groupchat]

[KittyHoward renamed the groupchat 'Parrmour Stans']

KittyHoward: GUYS

KittyHoward: LITERALLY

KittyHoward: CODE BLUE AND PARRMOUR

KittyHoward: IN ONE

KittyHoward: *sent photo*

[Photo of Jane and Cathy sleeping on the sofa together, Cathy is half on top of Jane, her head buried in her neck while Jane is laying on her back]

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: CODE BLUE?! OH MY GOSH IS IT ONCE IN A BLUE MOON ALREADY?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i still cant believe jane is actually able to get her to SLEEP

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but like they are literally the cutest power couple i have ever seen

TheGoldOne: We're cuter than them

TheGoldOne: but they're still cute

TheGoldOne: but what is 'Parrmour'?

TheGoldOne: and also why another groupchat?

KittyHoward: cathy and jane. 'parr' from cathys last name and then 'mour' from 'seymour'

KittyHoward: and why would i talk about them where they could see it when we can have a private chat without them 😌

QueenOfTheCastle: OMG PARRMOUR CONTENT GUAKHASFHJSFJKKHAJKSFJALFHASKFJAGFKJLASKJLASKJFAJKSFJKFSALKJFGASLKJLSFKFKSAFGASLKFKJLSAFAFGKASJKJAFASKHJJFSAJFSAGFASASJKSAHJFHASKJHJKAFSHFLHKSFLFSAHK

TheGoldOne: Anna is broken

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: F in the chat for anna

KittyHoward: F

TheGoldOne: F

QueenOfTheCastle: Sie sind so ein süßes Kätzchen! Wir müssen so sein!

QueenOfTheCastle: Ich möchte sie einfach nur packen und so fest umarmen! Sie sind wie kleine Welpen!!!!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: okay why does anna use proper punctuation when she's speaking german

KittyHoward: i have no clue

TheGoldOne: Anna shush, no one else speaks german here

QueenOfTheCastle: Genau..

QueenOfTheCastle: Deshalb bin ich besser als ihr alle.

KittyHoward: I know you are babe, but english please

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: how the hell do you understand that

KittyHoward: ...

KittyHoward: google translate..

TheGoldOne: RIP

TheGoldOne: anyway. Back to the main chat?

[On the Let The Chaos Commence group chat]

KittyHoward: HEYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO

Mother: Did you have sugar again Kitty?

KittyHoward: oh ur awake

KittyHoward: hey mère :)

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Mother: Why do I get the feeling you're up to something?

KittyHoward: nah was just surprised ur awake cuz i saw you sleeping like 5 mins ago

Mother: Wait you did?

KittyHoward: u were on the sofa when i went to go watch disney movies in the lounge

Mother: oh

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ALSO

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: we want to know how you get cathy to fall asleep like that

SleepIsForTheWeak: I'd rather you not

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: 😏

Mother: NO!

SleepIsForTheWeak: If anything that makes me more awake....

TheGoldOne: tmi mija.

SleepIsForTheWeak: you've heard SO MUCH worse.

TheGoldOne: that doesn't mean I W A N T to hear it

KittyHoward: tbf me neither Lina

Mother: Yeah! Stop scaring the child!

KittyHoward: IM 20 IM NOT A CHILD

TheGoldOne: you're literally younger than my daughter...

KittyHoward: so is anna

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but anna has cool rich aunt vibes, you have innocent baby that needs to be protected vibes

SleepIsForTheWeak: ^

TheGoldOne: ^^

QueenOfTheCastle: ^^^

Mother: What does '^' mean?

KittyHoward: it means 'i agree with the statement above' and also RUDE GUYS

Mother: Right.

SleepIsForTheWeak: you're hopeless darling 😭

Mother: What? Why?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: she can join lina in the hopeless squad

QueenOfTheCastle: RIP the hopeless squad, current members: jane seymour and catalina de aragon

KittyHoward: LMAOOOOOOO

Mother: I have literally no clue what that means

KittyHoward: maybe it's best if you don't 🥲

SleepIsForTheWeak: it means "laughing my ass off"

KittyHoward: CATHY

Mother: Kitty!

SleepIsForTheWeak: sorry not sorry

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: That's my line!

SleepIsForTheWeak: SoRrY nOt SoRrY

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: you're an asshole catherine parr

TheGoldOne: ANNE LANGUAGE

TheGoldOne: and don't insult my mija

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: so i insult cathy ONCE and you scream at me and she antagonises me all the time and you never say a word

TheGoldOne: cuz its funny

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ur so rude lina

TheGoldOne: sure sure darling

KittyHoward: it is very funny

Mother: Stop bullying each other

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: bUt It'S fUnNy

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