[3:35pm Monday]

[HeChoppedMyHeadOff added TheGoldOne, Mother, QueenOfTheCastle, KittyHoward and SleepIsForTheWeak to the group chat]

[HeChoppedMyHeadOff changed the group chat name to Let The Chaos Commence]

TheGoldOne: Anne what have you done this time?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i created a group chat...?

TheGoldOne: I swear you've done something else... you're always up to something bad.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: so what? u love it

KittyHoward: leave that to the private chat plz

TheGoldOne: As long as you make sure not to sext Anna on this chat unlike last time...

KittyHoward: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY

SleepIsForTheWeak: What the hell have I woken up to....?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: its half 3 in the afternoon cathy.. why are you sleeping

TheGoldOne: If you guys have woken up Cathy from ACTUALLY sleeping, I don't think the time is what you need to be worried about....

Mother: Why can you not let Cathy sleep the one time I actually manage to get her to sleep!? It took me almost 4 hours!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Oh shi- yeh..

Mother: Language Anne!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: english..

TheGoldOne: I wouldn't do it Anne...

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ou si vous préférez, je pourrais changer en français?

QueenOfTheCastle: welp annes dead

KittyHoward: rip anne i will miss u

Mother: Ne me tente pas, Boleyn...

TheGoldOne: We'll start planning your funeral babe 😔

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Sorry mère..

Mother: Now leave Cathy to sleep.

Mother: And while I'm here, why is no one using proper grammar?

KittyHoward: bc thats effort

Mother: How can anyone understand you guys?

QueenOfTheCastle: its called texting lingo Jane..

SleepIsForTheWeak: I can kinda understand? I guess..

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: thats bc you have to reread your writing after writing on the 9 millionth cup of coffee and zero hours of sleep for the last 5 days

SleepIsForTheWeak: I mean... Fair.. But still rude

Mother: Cathy, go back to sleep..

SleepIsForTheWeak: Read my username and think again darling

KittyHoward: i think janes going to explode..

QueenOfTheCastle: i can see the veins in her forehead..

KittyHoward: shes like a time bomb.. will explode any second..

QueenOfTheCastle: its terrifying but also kind of fascinating

KittyHoward: i wanna stay and see what happens

QueenOfTheCastle: but then again i dont want to be a victim of jane seymour

TheGoldOne: Well done Anne, not even an hour into this groupchat and you've driven Jane to the verge of snapping

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: WELL if CATHY didn't refuse to go to sleep all the time we wouldnt be in this situation

SleepIsForTheWeak: Woah, leave me out of this..

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Go sort out your gf..

SleepIsForTheWeak: 😏

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: NOT LIKE THAT!

KittyHoward: come on anne, u made it too easy for her

SleepIsForTheWeak: Fine I'll go chill her out..

SleepIsForTheWeak: Also, why is everyone ordering me around today?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: bc its funny

TheGoldOne: ANNE!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Sorry...

Mother: Anne.. Don't do it.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Not sorry..

QueenOfTheCastle: she did it

KittyHoward: welp im off to find cover from the raging jane

QueenOfTheCastle: im coming with you kitty 😰

TheGoldOne: I'm getting the popcorn.

SleepIsForTheWeak: Can I have some too madrina?

TheGoldOne: Of course Mija, come here.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: can I have some

TheGoldOne: no.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: y not

TheGoldOne: Because the popcorn is for watching you getting killed by Jane

QueenOfTheCastle: why has Jane gone quiet....?

KittyHoward: ur so fucked Anne

SleepIsForTheWeak: Language!

KittyHoward: just because ur gf isnt here doesnt mean you have to turn into her 😭

SleepIsForTheWeak: Well, I have the swearing pass and I can't let Jane's absence make you guys take advantage of it 😊

KittyHoward: asshole

TheGoldOne: LANGUAGE

KittyHoward: NOT YOU TOO

TheGoldOne: you are a child

KittyHoward: I'm 20!

QueenOfTheCastle: but ur still the baby of the group so no swearing for you

KittyHoward: but w h y

QueenOfTheCastle: Bc I said so

TheGoldOne: Jane and Anne are very quiet..

SleepIsForTheWeak: Yeah.. maybe Anne finally drove her to murder..

SleepIsForTheWeak: I'm gonna go find them.

KittyHoward: NO CATHY ULL DIE TOO

TheGoldOne: And then there was 3...

QueenOfTheCastle: Joint funeral then?

KittyHoward: Lina how bout wearing yellow to them? sure anne would appreciate it

QueenOfTheCastle: well, now kittys dead. IM ALL ALONE NOW

QueenOfTheCastle: I'M ALL ALONE

QueenOfTheCastle: THERES NO ONE HERE TO BERIDE MEeEeEe

TheGoldOne: shut up. Kitty that was a low blow... anne would be proud.

KittyHoward: why thank you lina

TheGoldOne: oh! Anne's back!

HeChoppedOffMyHead: my life literally flashed before my eyes holy cheeseballs

QueenOfTheCastle: holy cheeseballs?

TheGoldOne: I won't let her use the lords name in vain.

KittyHoward: W H A T? how does that even... im not even gonna question it

HeChoppedOffMyHead: but seriously that was the scariest thing I've ever seen

KittyHoward: im sure.

HeChoppedOffMyHead: i was sure she was gonna kill me this time

TheGoldOne: me too

QueenOfTheCastle: me too

KittyHoward: guys...

KittyHoward: did yall just hear that 'oh my god Jane'

QueenOfTheCastle: NO MY POOR INNOCENT BABYS EARS KITTY WERE GOING ON A WALK

KittyHoward: w h a t?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: cathys loud but i bet i can make lina louder

TheGoldOne: ANNE

QueenOfTheCastle: ALRIGHT KITTY WERE TAKING A TOUR OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

KittyHoward: NO

KittyHoward: actually please take me along

KittyHoward: this is traumatising

[2 hours later]

Mother: What on God's green Earth have I just read?

SleepIsForTheWeak: don't question it darling, it's them after all.

Mother: Quite true.

A/N I don't know what this is, but I'm starting it. Each part will be interlinked....somehow if I figure it out