《Quotes I Hear Everyday Vol. 2》Barbeque Sauce On My Titties, But It's Mayonnaise
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"So I was sitting there, mayonnaise on my cheek."
"Which cheek?"
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The Nexus Point Chronicles
My name's Samson, and I'm a Soldier For The Terran Coalition. Before War became my future, before it became all of our futures, earth was a peaceful place... Well not really but we did our best with what we were given. And then the elven Gods of another universe decided they wanted to play a game, they wanted power, they wanted the Nexus point of all creation.... they wanted EARTH. And so they brought death, They brought pain, and suffering and loss unlike any other as humanity died in the millions. But they brought magic and the system and the catalyst for the Gods of earth to reawaken, fight and defend that which is theirs. Now we're playing their game, fighting the war that they started, staining our hands with the blood of the innocents and the Guilty alike. But make no mistake, in this war of cosmic stakes, we will be the victors! We will be the one that seats on the throne of multi-univeresal supremacy. Because we have miracles, guts and the all too annoying trait of not staying the fuck down! and there are none in all of the universes more vindictive, more destructive than humans. This is our story, this is our tale! this is our saga! Our futures, for our children! Remember it! This novel is also hosted on scribblehub. Please support me on my Patreon. Updates are sporadic but at least three times a week, so please show your support. Thanks 😊 The cover does not belong to me and was taken off the internet 😅. Discord server below https://discord.gg/tWSG5XN Participant in the Royal Road Writhaton Challenge
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The Villainess Has Fallen
An overworked executive. An innocent, suffering soul. A twist of fate brings the two dreams in one magical way. Waiting for her inevitable end as she gazes at the frozen pastels painting the southern skies, Leonora—a simple, enlightened soul finds herself thrown into a pit of darkness. But worse is yet to unfold. Bound, gagged, and blindfolded, she wakes up and discovers she has transmigrated into another world. Not as Leonora, but… Victoria—an infamous villainess whose wicked feats have bedeviled her kingdom. A mass murderer, a malicious plotter, an evil witch, and a king-killer. A fallen princess condemned to death through the worst of all punishments—death on a burning stake. ***1 Chapter A Week.
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Down the sewer (complete)
Ria Battista is a 21-year-old young college-goer: happy, healthy, and ravishing. She has Long legs, beautiful golden hair, creamy soft skin, deep blue eyes, a sharp nose, and a soft jaw. Her parents are well off. Her life is great. Her friends call her princess. Her science teacher has a crush on her. She knows. She’s flying through her life. Everything is perfect, but one day she fell down the sewer and her life changed forever.
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The only one of his kind
Nick Salvatore, adoptive son of Damon and Elena Salvatore. Nick hasn't always had it easy, when it comes to life. He goes to mystic falls high, where he is the loner. He reads supernatural books, and sometimes being bullied for it. He himself is supernatural. A hybrid to be exact. Half wolf and half phoenix. He doesn't quite know it. As Damon and Elena doesn't want him to find out. However, he knows about the supernatural things from when he was little as he is friend's with the kids at Salvatore boarding school.His biological father is known to be Malivore, that means he is the half brother to Landon.He is in love with the one and only Hope Mikaelson. Though she is dating Landon and he's with Lizzie. He tries so hard to get rid of those feelings for Hope, but what happens when he also finds out she feels the same way about him?Follow his journey when he finds out that himself is supernatural.Love, fighting, heartbreak, happiness.
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The Story of how I died and was reborn in another world as a Half-Demi
This is the story of a guy called Kawaru Kokoroe, who died, together with his friends, and got reborn in a medieval world, full with magic and adventurers. God doesn't want anything special from them, but they are reborn in different places. So, while Kawaru is growing up, he tries to live a peaceful life, while occasionally trying to find out, where his friends live now. But it won't be that easy, else it wouldn't be an interesting story, would it?
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Daughter of Mortis
Ania Bonteri, a young Togruta female, is a mercenary for the Galatic Empire, and right hand to Darth Vader himself. With no memory predating her life with the Empire, Ania gives herself over to the will and wishes of the Emperor. She is incredibly strong with the Force, her very essence breathing of both light and dark. The truth of her powers are lost within the confines of her nonexistent past. When she is sent to dispense of a mysterious Rebel known as Fulcrum, her life unravels and she discovers her past and what lurks there. Ania is an OC character of mine. This book is sort of a fan fiction since it contains characters that are canon. (Takes place during the Imperial Era and during Star Wars Rebels.)Completed March 12, 2020My Star Wars Fanfiction Timeline Order1) Jedi and Clone2) Senator and Soldier3) Broken Codes4) Trooper5) Daughter of Mortis6) Child of Balance*SPAM VOTERS WILL BE BLOCKED*
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