《Quotes I Hear Everyday Vol. 2》Bigger The Glass
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"The bigger the glass, the bigger the ASS."
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Scraprats
The name's Eileen, I'm a scraprat, that means my job is to track down all those rotten hulks people leave all over the cosmos. Maybe even sometimes the crew with them. As for the ship? She's the Reliance, one-time Dreadnought class warship, now, floating scrapyard. Apparently, somebody decided after all these years she's worth something, so let's try to keep her from being used to repay my debts so I can keep repaying, no ship, no job, no little luxuries like air, or water. No mean feat when your fees are due to go to Tyr, he makes most loan sharks seem like goldfish, and will take payment by the installment plan. (I like all my installments, especially ones like kidneys, and tech replacements are pricey.) So let's make a to do list 1. fix ship 2. pay off the "loans". 3. Try not to get hunted down for the technology my ship planted in me without telling me............. Well that's new.
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My Little Abomination
The My Little Abomination books are a series of grimoires designed to contain the any insanity-inducingly cute creatures called as Baby Eldritch Abominations. Nobody knows where the books come from but DAMN, THOSE THINGS ARE CUTE. And for some reason, once it had sealed something in it, a complete care manual is magically written... But why? Because, plot! I dont really care about my readers so I'm pasting this unedited. Well, have fun eating my shit~! I colored the illustration on my cover but the drawing was picked up by OutOfThis. I LOVE YOU, WEEEEIII!!! I WOULD LOVE IF YOU LAY MY EGGS FOR ME! And who is this Wei? Some person from Inked. Ah, don't get triggered on this novel because besides from posting them unedited, I did the chapters in 30 mins! I spend the other 30 min being distracted as I write author's notes. This series also parodies many things, mainly Pokémon and has tentacle rape undertones, viewer discretion is adviced...
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The Economics of Emotion
Walking an empty life, he was granted a new start within a story of his own making. Instead of being able to walk the life of a mc he was designated the role of a side villain, an intentional loose end as there was no real “role” outside of being the villain. Unneeded and unwanted in this story but granted a new lease on life he decided to take up the role of the lead villain and to rest control of his story back into his own hands! --------- Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge November 2021!
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The Hesitant Magical Girl
No matter how hard you work, no matter how much you try, there will always be somebody better than you. However, when that special someone doesn’t want to do what she’s better at, that is where a new story begins.As much as she doesn’t want to, the fate of many rests in her hand. In the world of magic, a new challenger arrives.
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Project: Massacre
Due to deadly pollution, Zayne lives inside a mountain on Pluto. He must take the Pluto Placement Test, or PPT, to determine his future. One week later, he gets the PPT results back and he is placed into an unexpected job field. He must straddle his new job, care for his sister, and solve the mystery behind Pluto's pollution...he may find out that the stakes are higher than he could have ever imagined.
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Sage Of An Era
Every Era a great Sage appears in the world, vastly surpassing every other Sage and takes his rightful place on the Throne and inscribes their name in history as one of the prominent Monarch. Ryan a boy from the slums wakes up in a room to meet an eccentric middle aged man with a whimsical personality. However, this man is more than what meets the eye, a great Sage who wants to raise Ryan for reasons that no one knows except for himself. -------- I'm a uni student, so a pretty busy guy and writing for fun, lemme know what you think and I'll try posting as much as I can.
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