The squad stopped at a conveniently placed clearing in the woods, due to hearing someone's scream in the distance.

"Wasn't that someone screaming just now?" Sakura wearily asked.

A flock of birds flew up from somewhere in the distance.

"I'm kinda getting nervous.." Sakura slightly backs away.

"I-It was nothing, Sakura. Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed the last part.

*Silence*

"I-I have to pee..." Naruto stated, rushing over to some random bush.

"Please no....." (Y/n) said in a pained tone.

"You fool!" Sakura ran up behind the blonde and smacked him on the back of his head.

"What're you doing infront of a lady!" Sakura briefly scolded Naruto.

Sasuke simply deadpanned at the two.

"Go to the grass!" Sakura pointed in a random direction near the trees.

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

'Naruto' arrived back to his group, but at the same time, that one Among Us sound effect could be heard.

ಢ‸ಢ

"Aaah, that was a lot! I'm refreshed." The fake Naruto said.

"I still have better acting skills..." (Y/n) mumbled to herself.

"Like I said, not in front of a lady--!" Sakura was cut off by Sasuke.

The Uchiha almost immediately noticed something off about his 'teammate', and came up behind him and knocked him to a nearby tree.

"S-Sasuke...! No matter what you don't have to-" Sakura was once again cut off.

"Shhhh." (Y/n) stated.

Sasuke was in a fighting position, not to far away from 'Naruto'.

"W-What was that for--?" 'Naruto' was interrupted by Sasuke trying to kick him.

Sasuke continued to try and land a hit on 'Naruto'. When he finally did, Naruto got kicked off a branch and roughly landed on the ground.

"What are you doing all of the sudden...?!" 'Naruto' asked.

"What you ask? That's my line, isn't it?" Sasuke stated, narrowed his eyes at 'Naruto' and pulling a kunai knife.

(Y/n): 'I'm hungry'

The two started to engage in combat [with their kunais], whilst (Y/n) was looking for a suitable food to consume.

There was a couple seconds of kunai knives clashing together, but they both stepped back and prepared to attack again.

"Sasuke-kun, please stop!" Sakura exclaimed, still not understanding the situation.

"Aha!" (Y/n) happily pulled out [insert random food] from her bag.

"Look closely at him!" Sasuke didn't bother to take his eyes off of 'Naruto'.

"Talk! Where's the real Naruto!" Sasuke demanded.

*cue shocked gasp from Sakura and "Naruto"*

"What do you mean by that?! I have no idea what you're talking about!" 'Naruto' defended himself.

"What happened to the scratch on your face!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"I'm asking about what happend to the scratch you got from the proctor. And your shuriken holster is on your left leg, that guy is right handed. You're worst at transformations than Naruto, you fake!" The Uchiha added.

The fake Naruto poofed back to some other Genin.

"Unlucky! You got me. In that case, which one of you got the scroll?" The unkown Genin asked.

Sasuke got in a fighting stance and Sakura pulled out her own kunai.

"If you listen to me obediently, I'll spare your lives-" The Genin was cut off by (Y/n).

"I think I have it-?" (Y/n) took out a pile of a bunch of fake scrolls, all of them were Heaven Scrolls, yet none of them were real.

"Hol'up, lemme just..." (Y/n) took out a....plate and knife?

She put one of the scrolls on the plate and cut it, wait what-

"Ah, nevermind, y'all can start fighting." (Y/n) ate the cake scrolls with a bored expression.

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

"We'll decide on a password." Sasuke said.

"Password?" Naruto asked.

"Listen, if the password is incorrect, no matter what they look like, presume they're a enemy." Sasuke stated.

"I'll say it once, so listen closely. 'The chance to sneak up where a large number of enemies are making a scene. The quiet place has no secret hideout. It is important for a Shinobi to know the right time. The time when the enemy is tired and drops his guard'."

「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」

(Y/n), in fact, did not listen closely, nor did Naruto.

"I'll carry the scroll." Sasuke held his hand out to (Y/n).

"Fffffine....." (Y/n) gave the Uchiha a fake scroll.

"Sasuke wait-" Naruto was interrupted but a small needle like object hitting the side of his neck.

The three looked in the direction of wherever the item came from.

A sudden stronggust of wind came towards the squad.

Once the dust from the wind cleared, three other figures were awaiting them.

"You guys go play around..." The disguised Orochimaru told the other two, which the Author does not know their names.

"👀" (Y/n) simply stared at the snake man, from a tree.

Her three other teammates were knocked back pretty far away from the two.

"Teleportation style: who the fuck needs a GPS when you can do this!" (Y/n) whisper-yelled, and automatically teleported beside Sasuke and Sakura.

The pink haired girl let out a sigh of relief after telling the password to Sasuke.

"Yo."

"What's the pas-"

"I will expose your baby photos if you continue that sentence."

"..."

"......"

"Hi (Y/n)..." Sasuke sighed.

Another fake Naruto arrived.

"What's the password." Sasuke demanded to 'Naruto'.

"I know! The chance to sneak up where a large number of enemies are making a scene. The quiet place has no secret hideout. It is important for a Shinobi to know the right time. The time when the enemy is tired and drops his guard." 'Naruto' stated.

Sasuke only smirked at this and threw a shuriken at the blonde, who ended up dodging.

"What are you doing?!" The fake Naruto exclaimed.

"But he said the password!" Sakura said.

"That's the thing!" Sasuke replied.

"Do you think that guy can remember a password that long?" Sasuke added.

Sakura soon realized thaf he really couldn't.

"Whag would the real Naruto say?" Sasuke asked.

"Sorry, I've forgotten it." Sakura said, glaring at the other fake Naruto.

「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」

"It's a focking roach-" (Y/n) looked over Sasuke's shoulder, as the fake Naruto turned back to the disguised Orochimaru.

"But if you knew he would forget about it.... why didn't you bother to make the password shorter?" He said, tilting his hag a bit up.

"We kinda knew you were underground. How you were eavesdropping on our conversation." (Y/n) responded for Sasuke.

"I didn't." Sakura stated.

"Yeah sorry." (Y/n) looked over to Sakura for a few moments before turning back to the snake man.

"That's why I purposely chose that password." Sasuke said in the meantime.

The 'female' took off their hat.

"Oh really. So you're not tired or letting your guard down. This will be more fun than I thought." The 'woman' said, licking her lips.

(Y/n): "Fuck- I just saw Hisoka for two seconds'

Meanwhile, Naruto had to deal with a big ass snake.

"You want our Earth Scroll, don't you? 'Cause you have the Heaven Scroll." Orochimaru held it up to his mouth and swallowed it.

"This ain't no mukbang video sir- or ma'am or both, maybe neiter." (Y/n) stated.

(Y/n) watched as her teammates stumbled and fell down, shaking in fear.

"Wait a moment, this might take a second..." (Y/n) stood there for a extra five seconds.

"Aaaaand I'm out." (Y/n) purposely lost consciousness and fell over.

As Orochimaru chuckled at the girl's actions, he took out three kunai and were about to throw them at Team seven [minus Naruto right now].

Then Sasuke did the thing. He managed to take out a kunai knife and stab it into his leg. That snapped him back to his senses and he took both Sakura and (Y/n) to a safer area before they could get hit.

So there they were, on a large tree with a kunai embedded in Sasuke's thigh, and a unconscious (Y/n) on Sakura's lap.