(Y/n) quietly sobs, while leaning her head on Sakura shoulder.

"What's wrong, (Y/n)?" Sakura asked.

"I dropped my fwicking bag in the water." (Y/n) whined quietly, falling back, onto Sasuke's lap.

The unfinished bridge came into view.

"Wooow! It's huge!" Naruto exclaimed.

•

"No, don't continue your sentence."

">:("

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"Hey! Please be quiet! This boat is using the cover of the fog. I cut off the engine and I'm rowing by hand. I'm not planning to get in trouble." The sailor(?) whisper yelled, which made everyone (exclidung Tazuna and Kakashi) sweat drop.

"Before we get to the pier, I would like to ask you something....." Kakashi started.

But of couse the author doesn't want to put all that diologue in, so (Y/n) spaced out.

"So you're trying to make us feel guilty so we keep on protecting you from the cat- I mean. The t h i c c rich man?" (Y/n) asked, aaaaand she got ignored again.

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

The six of them got off the boat and watch the sailor ride off into the distance. They started walking towards Tazuna's home.

(Y/n) was behind Kakashi, not wanting to socialize with anybody right now.

"There!" Naruto suddenly shouted.

"Can you not- you're gonna give our client a fucking heart attack!" (Y/n) spat out.

Said girl walked towards where Naruto threw his kunai, while the blonde was being scolded by their sensei.

Naruto was holding the rabbit that was in shock still.

'That rabbit was raised indoors without sunlight to be used as a substitution' Kakashi looked around.

"Look at the poor white rabbit- wait." (Y/n) said, in the most convincing voice.

"Everybody! Get down!" Kakashi yelled, as a sword was thrown at them.

(Y/n) did the opposite. She somehow managed to jump onto the sword, but got off a couple seconds later.

(Y/n)'s teammates plus Tazuna grunted.

'If I'm not mistaken, he's....' Kakashi thought.

Naruto: 'Here we go... I'm gonna do it this time. I'm not going to lose to Sasuke!'

"YOOOO IT'S A COW-" (Y/n) pointed at Zabuza's sleeves.

Kakashi sweat dropped at her antics. "Well, well. The rogue ninja of the Hidden Mist, Zabuza Momochi!"

"I assume you're Kakashi, the Sharingan user... Sorry but, you'll have to hand over the bridge builder." Zabuza said.

"There's too much tension in the air-" (Y/n) whispered.

"Get in Manji battle formation, you guys. Protect Tazuna. Don't interfere in the fights. That's where teamwork gets involved in these situations." Kakashi said, pulling his headband up, revealing a scar and his Sharingan.

"Ooo. I've never expectect to see the rumored Sharingan this soon.....I'm honored." Zabuza said in a firm tone.

"Everyone keeps saying Sharingan...What is it?!" Naruto complained.

"The user of the so-called Visual Jutsu is said to to posses the vision to see through any Genjutsu, Taijutsu and Nenjutsu. The Sharingan is a unique eye to the user of the Visual Art. However, that is not the only ability of the Sharingan." Sasuke explained.

"fuNKy eYEs." (Y/n) quietly said.

"Well said, boy. But that's not the entire explanation. What's more frightening is that the Sharingan can analyze an opponent's technique, and copy them." The rogue ninja paused. "When I was in the Anbu Black Ops of the Hidden Mist, information about you was in the Bingo book I would carry around with me. There was another thing in the book..... About a man who has copied over one thousand Jutsus..... Kakashi the Copy Ninja."

"Ayyyyyy, he's famous!." (Y/n) spoke aloud.

"Oh, and something else. There has been someone interesting added in the Bingo book recently....." Zabuza started.

"Really- who?" (Y/n) said with a bored expression.

"You." He pointed at (Y/n), which shocked Tazuna and team seven.

"Eh- what does it say?" (Y/n) asked curiously.

"(Y/n), also known as 'The Irregular Mystery', it says that she seemingly appeared out of nowhere. With the power to create any jutsu, her abilities are limitless." Zabuza said.

"Wait- am I famous?" (Y/n) said.

Zabuza only laughed at her response, a genuine laugh. "Your reaction is amusing, I'm even thinking of sparing you!"

"Well, less talk. I nees to kill that old man!" Zabuza said.

Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto went infront of Tazuna. (Y/n) went invisible and made a clone to go behind Tazuna.

"Seems like I have to defeat you first, Kakashi." Zabuza took his sword out of the tree and landed on the water.

Fog started to build up as he disappeared.

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Ok so- I'm just vibing in a tree right now, I don't think anybody has noticed that the body behind Tazuna ain't me.

It's a clone that was specifically designed to fight enemies when I'm too lazy. The thing is, I'm currently observing the fight.

I know damn well I could end this with one Jutsu, I'll just wait until my clone dies. I even added real blood to it! Pink blood though, gotta get 'em Danganropa vibes.

"Eight points..... The larynx, the spine, the liver, the lungs, the jugular and the subclavian veins. The kidneys and the heart. Now then, which vulnerable spot shall I go for first?" Zabuza said.

"The balls, I've already kicked one of the Demon Brothers in that area, the hit knocked him out." (Y/n)'s clone said.

Kakashi used something- now the fog/ mist thingy is gone.

"Sasuke. Don't worry, I'll protect you with my life. I will allow my comrades to get killed." Kakashi reassured.

"What about Rin then?" (Y/n)'s voice ringed through Kakashi's head.

'(Y/n)!? How are you in my mind? How do you know about that?' Kakashi thought.

"A fucking Jutsu, I can get into people's heads and slowly break their mental state. Another addition to this ability is that I can see their memories."

'That's..... interesting. We'll talk about this later.'

"Don't panic when the clone dies."

'Zabuza' appeared in the middle of their circle. Kakashi was quick and stabbed 'Zabuza' in his stomach.

The water clone started leaking, the real Zabuza came up behind the water clone Kakashi and stabbed it.

Zabuza:'The water clone Jutsu? It can't be.... He was actually able to copy me in this mist?'

"Noob!" (Y/n)'s clone shouted.

A shuriken was pressed up against Zabuza's neck.

"Don't move."

*small pause*

"It's over, Zabuza."

Team seven and Tazuna stood there in shock. Well, (Y/n) and her acting skills though.

"WOAH!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura let out a happy gasp.

"Bruhhhh." (Y/n) stared at the two Jonin, waiting for something to happen.

Zabuza chuckled. "You said it's over? You don't understand, do you? You're not gonna be able to defeat me with your little tricks alone. No chance. But, I have to say, you're good. When my water clone Jutsu was being copied, by letting your own clone talk as if it were you, you were successful in distracting me. The fact you use Hidden Mist Jutsu to hide youself, just to see what I was doing. But.... I'm not a fool!"

The real rogue ninja went behind Kakashi.

"That was a clone too!" Naruto said in shock.

"tHIs iS a cLONe tOO." (Y/n)'s clone whispered quietly.

Zabuza swung his sword, but Kakashi only ducked. The sword dug into the ground and Kakashi was sent flying up by back a kick from Zabuza.

With that, Zabuza ran off into Kakashi's direction. He was stopped by Makibishi spikes laid upon the ground. The cow print ninja stepped back and jumped into the water.

"Zabuza fish is confirmed." (Y/n)'s clone said.

'Gotta dash!' (Y/n) thought.

She was humming a song, looking for where Haku is.

"Do you know where the needle boy is? Find the needle boy!" (Y/n) said, pointing and looking towards the screen.

•

"I know I am"

"Is Haku close?"

"Yayayayayaya"

•

The (h/c) haired girl continued to run in the forest until she caught sight of a familiar mask.

(Y/n) did more random hand signs. 'Electro style: Keqing's Elemental Skill!'

"Hiya!" (Y/n) placed her hand on the boys shoulder, which made him flinch.

A kunai was put against (Y/n)'s neck.

"Ha- That was expected." (Y/n) snapped her fingers and the kunai turned into bubbles.

Haku didn't say anything.

"C'mon man! Atleast respond to me with your words!"

"You're that mysterious kid that recently popped up out of nowhere...." Haku said.

"So I am famous?!" (Y/n) gleamed.

"In a way, there's probably people out there looking for you. The chances they seek out power is very high." Haku responded.

(Y/n) laughed, which made a light pink dust on Haku's face.

"T-they can try to get me, it's not like they're gonna succeed." (Y/n) paused.

"Also- why did you stop trying to kill me?" (Y/n) asked.

"I know who I'm facing, I've read about you in the Bingo book. The fact that you can create any Jutsu." Haku answered.

Haku felt something on his shoulder. It was (Y/n).

"You're nice." (Y/n) said, scooting closer to Haku.

This girl is..... interesting. She's so carefree....too carefree.

In this world of ninjas, keeping your guard up at all times is basically a must.... Yet, here she is, leaning her head onto the enemy's shoulder.

It's....reassuring in a way. Knowing she's right there. Kinda refreshing from all the pain in this world.

"Haku." (Y/n) said, grabbing his attention.

"You should probably save Zabuza...." (Y/n) said.

"Mhm, but first, I have a question." Haku asked.

"Ask away."

"Why do you care if I save Zabuza?"

"...Maybe it's because you two have the potential of changing. Gato is just gonna betray you, y'know?" (Y/n) replied.

Haku nodded and threw the sebon needles, giving (Y/n) a goodbye as he leaped away.

'I should probably get back too.'

Kakashi was checking Zabuza's pulse.

"He's definitely dead." The silver haired Jonin said.

"I thank you. I have been waiting for the chance to kill Zabuza." Haku said, bowing.

"Just by that mask, you're a Tracker ninja from the Village Hidden in the Mist"

"impressive. You are correct." Haku said.

Naruto came in like a gremlin-

"Tracker ninja?"

"You don't know what a Tracker ninja is? We learned it in the academy, right? Tracker ninjas hunt for people like Zabuza who turned against the village they were born and raised in. And when they run away from the village, Tracker ninja go after these rogues to assassinate in order to keep the secrets of the village intact."

「𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒」

Haku jumped away with a 'dead' Zabuza on his back.

Naruto stared in the distance with a look of disbelief.

(Y/n) high-fived her clone as it poofed out of existence.

"Hey~ what did I miss." (Y/n) said.

"Oh, you're finally back." Kakashi said.

"Eh? What do you mean by (Y/n) is back? She's been here the whole time." Sakura said, Sasuke just nodded in agreement.

"Ah- forgot to tell you, that was just a clone." (Y/n) rubbed the back of her head.

"So you weren't here when I did that cool trick?!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing at (Y/n), which she shook her head.

Then Kakashi fell over-

"F"

"W-what happened?!" Naruto said.

"Kakashi sensei!" Sakura was worried about their sensei.

"It's fine, he just overused his Sharingan, a some rest and ice would do the trick." (Y/n) crouched down.

"How is his hair still like that-"

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