[Chapter 8: Zabuza and his Fat Ass]

"Ne, Megumi-chan, what ramen should I eat tonight?"

"I advise for pork ramen, that's yummy!"

"Listen up!" Iruka shouted. We turn our heads back to him and the Hokage. We had just done our Tora mission and I am absolutely not prepared to do our C-rank mission. Tazuna can go fuck himself for all I care.

The Hokage sighed. "Well, I do have a C-rank available."

"Ho-Hokage-sama...!" Iruka stuttered out but was quickly silenced by him. Haha, bitch. To my left, I see Sasuke in a satisfied mood and Sakura letting a triumph smile. Beside the right of me, Naruto cheered.

"I think these for genins are more than capable of handling a C-rank mission."

"Are we escorting a famous merchant? A princess?!" Naruto exclaimed, way to enthusiastic for this.

" Are we escorting a prostitute?!" I yell excitingly. They all stared at me, besides Naruto of course. He's an innocent bean. Hiruzen sighed and called the person in. That person being Tazuna who was of course, drunk.

"Huh?! These kids are supposed to be my escorts?!" He questioned drunkenly. Naruto eyebrows furrowed and let out a shout. "Half of you don't even look like ninja, especially the short one with the stupid face. How are they supposed to protect me with all their lives?!" I let out a giggle as Naruto found out that Sasuke was the tallest, then Sakura, and then me who was only an inch taller than the blond.

This is gonna be one hell of a mission.

After Sasuke and I headed home, I darted over to my room to grab my stuff. Grabbing clothes, weapons, and my journal and stuffing them into a bag, I step out and stuff food and water in another bag. Man, I should really learn some fuijutsu. "Sasuke hurry up!!!!" I called out as I sat on a chair next to a table. Five minutes later, Sasuke came out of his room and glanced at me. Sitting up, I grab my two bags and head out with the duckie behind me.

While walking to our meeting spot, I spotted Hinata and Hiro in the distance. Rushing off with a squeal, I could hear Sasuke shout at me but I didn't care as I sprinted up to the unsuspecting girl and glomp her.

She screamed.

"It's been so long Hinata-tan~!" I exclaimed, nuzzling the fucking out of her cheeks with my own. I could practically feel her heat up as she just stood there with a shocked and dazed gaze. She's so cute!

"Oh so I'm not here?" Hiro piped up, looking down on us as he was taller than us (the damn bastard). I smile at him as I placed my head onto the crook of his twin's neck.

Sasuke caught up to me and when he saw me he sighed and face-palmed. "Hn. Nee-chan we have to go." Sasuke said.

"But we're going on a C-rank and then I'll never get to do this till a very long time~~~" I whined.

"Oh? A C-rank, lucky." The Hyuuga male commented, crossing his arms. I deadpan at him, unknown to the other two people with us, if only you knew! I let go of the blushing girl, pouting, and stepped back so I was next to my foolish little brother.

"Bye bye!" I said childishly, waving at them with a smile. I just hope that no one dies. And then we continued our walk to our meeting spot.

Humming a song, my eyes glisten when I see the infamous puddle ahead of us. Letting out a giggle, I run up to and prepare to splash it. But before I could, I was picked up by the collar. "Maaa... we should be focusing on protecting our client then stepping on a puddle." Kakashi stated, sounding tired yet relaxed though I knew that he was alert.

I cross my arms and pout. "Hmph! But I wanna step on it!" I whine. He sighed and placed my down. And then it happened. Stepping back, I see two ninja, the Demon Twins, move out of the puddle and tore my teacher to bits with their chains. I knew he wasn't actually dead but it actually shook me as it looked so real. Rip; Kakashi your sacrifice will not be in vain.

"Protect Tazuna!" I called out to my team, assessing the situation. Sakura quickly guards the client. One of the twins then rushed to Naruto, slashing him with his poison claws. Glancing at Sasuke, he nods and jumps up, throwing a shuriken and kunai at them, it missed but caught them in wire. At the same time, both me and the Duckhead jump up at the twins and kick them.

The Demon Twins then break off from the wire and target Tazuna. Sakura already in position, holds a kunai and braces herself. Being faster than my foolish little brother, I run in front of them as I try to protect them from the poison. Just in case if Kakashi was too late. Who know if something as simple as that was changed because of me.

That thought was dismissed when the chunins where picked up by the one and only boy. Sasuke let out a tsk. Hearing both Tazuna and Sakura sighed in relief, I let go of my fighting stance and smile, panting for air. Holy that was scary.

"Sorry Naruto, I couldn't protect you; you got injured. I didn't think you wouldn't move." He apologized. He then turned to the rest of the team, including us. "Good job Sasuke, Megumi. You too, Sakura." He said, patting the said bubblegum girl's head. I blush, not expecting a compliment, and turn my head away bashfully. Sasuke only let out a 'Hn'. Typical Uchihas.

The Duck Head glanced at the blond and smirked. "What? You alright, Scaredy cat?" He teased, angering the blond. I giggle at their interaction. Oh if only they were gay and if Hinata didn't have a crush on him.

After Naruto stabbed himself (holy shit that must have hurt like a bitch-) and said his little nindo, we off once again. I feel like that's gonna happen a lot.

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"Wow, that's huge!" Naruto shouted at the sight of the bridge.

"Says the gay person." I commented, letting out a giggle. Everyone gave me a weird look besides my brother and Naruto, the latter yelling a loud "I'm not gay!" Sasuke was just already used to it. Humming again, I giggle when the boat person scolded the blond.

When we got off, we started walking again. Gazing at the scenery, I continue humming with my hands behind my back.

"Naruto stop throwing stuff!" Sakura scolded at the said blond.

"Bu-but Sakura-chan! I swore I saw something!" He retorted. Glancing over, there was a white bunny sitting against the tree petrified. Here we go.

"Awww I'm sorry bunny!" Naruto said hugging the rabbit when he saw it. Sakura huffed and Sasuke held an annoyed look whilst I got ready for the shit wreck.

"Everybody get down!" Kakashi yelled just as a huge bitch- er- sword came into view. Tackling Naruto down, we narrowly dodge the big ass spinning sword. (Like how the fuck does MooMooMan even do that?! The sword needs to be bend-) When we got up, Zabusa MooMooMan dramatically and coolly stood on top of his giant ass sword against a tree, away from us.

"Dude you blind? We're over here." I said, not interested in looking at his fat ass. In the distance, he furrowed his eyebrows- oh wait he doesn't have any - in annoyance. Smirking, I decided to tease him, despite the fact that he could chop me up into tiny pieces in a second. "We get that you wanna be dramatic and all but it aint worth looking at your fat ass."

"Megumi!" Kakashi exclaimed, actually surprised that I just said that to an S-rank rouge. Everybody also had the same wide-eyed expression except my raven-head brother, who just face palmed.

With a glare, the dude turned around and looked at me. "Why aren't you an annoying one?" I grin in response.

Pushing me behind him, Kakashi looked up at Zabuza. "Well, well. If it isn't the Hidden Mist's missing-nin Momochi Zabuza?"

"But it is." I said.

"Shush I'm trying to sound cool." Pushing Naruto away when he tried to go to him, he clasped his hand onto his head band. Oh my Pein it's happening! "Everybody get back, this guy's on a whole other level. It will be a little tough... unless I do this." He then moved his head band out of the way, revealing his sharingan. Sasuke dramatically and loudly gasped, as everybody (except me of course!) was completely shooketh by his red eye.

"You are Kakashi of the Sharingan, sorry, but the old man's mine." Zabusa stated gruffly, not sounding sorry at all.

"Team seven, Manji formation!" Kakashi ordered, going into a fighting stance. Moving back, we all do what he said quickly, surrounding the petrified Tazuna. As Sasuke started explaining what the hell the Sharingan was, I wondered on what to do. Bro what the hell do I do?! Should I even try to save Haku and Zabusa? Could I even?! Gah, this is too much for a child like me, despite actually being a 20 year old in my other life.

And then, the battle started.

A bunch of senbons stabs Zabuza in the neck and the said rouge falls over, unconscious. Sighing in relief, I glanced at my team, glad that it was over for now. Long story short, I helped Sakura in guarding Tazuna (knowing that Naruto and Sasuke could take care of things and also cuz I was lazy) and secretly used my Sharingan to copy the Water Dragon and shadow clone Jutsu. I maybe an Uchiha but that doesn't mean I don't wanna use those badass moves.

"You're right. That was his last battle." Came Haku's beautiful and magnificent voice. Looking up, I see Haku with his disguise (it's basically just him with a mask) standing on a tree branch. Kakashi crouched down and placed his fingers on the seemingly dead Zabuza on the neck.

His eyes widen a little for dramatic effect. "He's dead." He announced in shock, glancing up at the masked-man in question.

"Hey, hey! Who are you?!" Naruto demanded, pointing at Haku.

"Don't worry Naruto he's not an enemy."

"That's not what I meant! A guy that strong was killed by a kid!"

"Well," Kakashi stated. " I know how you feel, but there are some people just born more powerful than others." He finishes, patting the blond's head. Yeah, like you, you fucking prodigy-

Haku then jumped down and grabbed Zabuza and slinged his arm over. "Your battle is over. And now I must dispose of the body since it seems to be a body with many secrets. Farewell."

"See ya!" I say with a wave, he glanced (well I think so??? Damn masks...) at me for a split second and then disappeared.

"We should go. Our mission isn't finished yet." Kakashi suggested when the male was gone. Sasuke let out a hn, tired from the fight.

Tazuna let out a cheer and rubbed his neck sheepishly. "Sorry about the trouble. You can rest at my house once we get to the village.

"Alright, let's go!"

Three... I counted in my head. Two and one.

And right on my count, he collapsed.

"Sensei!" Sakura yelled in concern. Not missing a beat, I crouched down next to him and sling his arm over my shoulder. I stood up, turning my head at the confused yet still surprised four.

"Come on! I wanna take a bath!" I whine, proceeding to drag the sleeping teacher. They could only sweat drop on me.