Okay. Let me tell you:

The Kyuubi Attack was terrifying.

Like holy shit, I pissed myself in my little blankie.

After that event, soon enough the whole Uchiha clan moved into the outskirts of the village, just like the canon story. A year later, and I kinda knew some words of the language??? I don't know but like I really, really want to say the word penis for my first word. Or anything inappropriate; I just feel like I'd get the best reactions out of it. Thankfully, the Japanese word for penis was something that I knew from my very limited library!

What? Don't judge me.

On the topic of the Uchiha clan, it was really weird to have parents, especially parents that I already knew for years. But it also felt nice; I've been alone for so long so it was a good chance of pace for once. Fugaku was actually not that bad of a parent; I think it was just because of his experience with Itachi that I thought he was a total dick til the end.

Mikoto was very kind and warm, just like a mother would be. But the thing is, she really likes to dress me up and squeals about literally anything me and/or Sasuke did. It was also really really uncomfortable getting breast milk from her. I mean, I know babies need it but I feel so scandalized!

Speaking of Sasuke, he is such a crybaby! Like, get a freaking chill pill dude! Wait, do babies choke on pills? Maybe I should try it out sometime... Anyways! Sasuke always wants attention like the little brat he is and when every Itachi looks away for even .9 seconds, he'll start balling his eyes off! I had to use my pacifier to shut the fuck him up.

Now that I think about it, I guess it was a little strange for not crying, ever. Whenever I would need something, I would just tug on Itachi's or Mikoto's clothing. Maybe that's why I sometimes got concerned looks. But hey, it's better than crying every 5 minutes!

"Come on Megumi, Sasuke, I-Ta-Chi." Itachi (Ni-san?) States, gesturing me to his lips. Oh yeah, I'm a year and a half old now and right now he's been trying to get both me and Sasuke to say our first words for a while. Unleashing my inner child, I clap with my chubby hands and giggle, Sasuke doing the same. I found out that Sasuke likes copying me, something that I found extremely adorable. It was also something I hope to tease him about when he- we (I would never get used to that) get older. Itachi sighs, but still smiles, "How about Onii-san? Onii-chan?"

This is my chance! I think in my head, smiling mischievously. "O...chi..." I start.

Itachi's eyes light up. "That's right. O-nii-chan!" He pestered, not knowing what the hell I was about to unleash.

"O-o..." Itachi leaned in while baby Sasuke just laid back, giggling. "O... Ochinchin!" The older boy froze, his smile faltering as I laugh at his despaired face.

Right then, Mikoto (Oka-san?) walked into the room, innocent to what I had just spewed out. "Itachi, did Sasuke and Megumi say their firs-"

"Ochinchin!"

She froze as well, then darted her eyes dangerously at Itachi, who was uncharacteristically sweating bullets. "Itachi," She starts, glaring as I continued to say Penis mercilessly.

"Ch... chinchin!" And then I froze as well, along with the older family members. Now I did not say that. Turning around with a giggle, I turn to see Sasuke laughing and clapping his hands, also saying penis. I fell on my back, childishly waving my arms and legs laughing and giggling at both Itachi's despaired and Mikoto's enraged expressions.

"Itachi!"

And this is how Sasuke and I said our first words.

"Nee-chan!" Little Sasuke ran up to me with a pout. "When do you think Nii-san will come home?" Let me tell you one little thing: Little Sasuke is cute (like cuter than baby Kurama) and I always internally gush about it until I realize that he'll turn emo.

"I don't know, maybe soon?" I reply, patting him on the head with a grin on my face.

"Nee-chan stop doing that!" He says but laughs. It's er, still feels a bit weird to see Sasuke and Itachi every day, especially at this age. But, oh well.

"I'm home." Sasuke's head perks up and immediately he beams as he rushes to the door. Letting out a laugh, I follow him quickly and latch onto Itachi's arm, eating a chuckle from him in return.

"Welcome home Nii-san!" Sasuke says eagerly as our older brother (god that sounds weird) puts away his shoes.

"Hello, Nii." I greet in a whisper, letting go of his arm.

"Hello Sasuke, Megumi." He replies with a small smile. I blush, yeah, after hitting 3 years into this life I remembered a big problem: I may or may not have crushes on almost every main Uchiha in the show. The instant I realized that I said the only thing any normal person could do, 'Fuck.' And of course, Itachi was one of them, who wouldn't want direct incest?!

"Hey, I'm here too ya know." Came in another voice. I beam at the voice and turn my head at Shisui.

"Shisui-kun!" I say, running towards him at latching on him with a smile. "Are you staying for dinner again?!" Yup Shisui was another. In the show, not much was said about him, well not as much as Itachi and Sasuke, so I really really wanted to hang out with him. Also, apparently, Shisui frequently ate dinner with the main family, something that was never shown in the anime.

Shisui gave me a grin and then twirls me around. "You bet I am!" I giggle as I let go. I may have been 21 years old in my other life but I now right absolutely love being just a child!

"Nii-san! When are you gonna show me that new shuriken trick?!" Sasuke asks Itachi with a pout. Ah. That. I forgot that he usually does this when I was first reborn and it became annoying. I bet you 1000 ramen bowls that Itachi is grateful for me not being that demanding and Bitchy as Sasuke.

But then again, I'm pretty sure that Itachi likes Sasuke more; I mean, it makes sense. We don't have any time to bond together and when we do, it's with Sasuke. Now it's not like I'm jealous or anything!

Ok maybe.

Oh. My. God.

Omg.

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"It's okay Sasuke, Megumi, you'll be okay at the academy," Itachi says to me in amusement. We were standing in front of the academy entrance and right now, I was shaking. Sasuke was beside me, nervous and slightly shaking as well, clutching my hand inhabit. (I also gushed at that.) But that wasn't why I was shaking though, quite the opposite. And I think Itachi knew too.

I was excited. Of course, I was! I was about to meet the Rookie Nine! Why would I not be?

When we went in, they did the opening ceremony and the Hokage, Hiruzen(I was amazed to see him), came up and did his speech bla blah blah! It was pretty boring honestly, I thought it would be interesting since, ya know, this was the Narutoverse. After that, we all went back out to just chat and possibly make friends. Basically: bonding time.

After Itachi said it was okay to go, I immediately went off to find certain people, with Sasuke tailing behind me. His following me was still a thing, and I would always and continue to tease him about it. I giggle at his antics as I soon found my target- er- I mean, a potential friend sitting at a certain swing.

"Hello!" I say to the alone boy. His blonde head perks up at my voice and looks up. I try to contain my inner fangirl as his wide blue eyes landed on my dark onyx ones. I smile at let out a hand. "I'm Uchiha Megumi, nice to meetcha!" I point a thumb at my brother's cheek, poking and annoying him. "This is Sasuke, my younger brother."

The said Duckbutt huffs and puts on a pout as he pushes back my thumb. "Stop it, Nee-chan! I can introduce myself."

I giggle and poke him again, arching my brow in amusement as I smirk, "But as the older twin, I have the right to do whatever I want~"

"A-ano," We turn our faces to the small blonde. Awww~ Shy Naruto! I think in my head, gushing about it. Now that I think about it, I am completely different than what I used to act in my other life. It kinda feels... refreshing. Anyways, "I-I'm Uzumaki Naruto! And I'll be Hokage one day, Dattebayo!" He shouts with a grin.

Ah. His famous Dattebayo. You know, I should have a special speech defect! It makes everyone unique and I wanna be special too, ya know?! Oh shit copyright-

"And I'm sure you will too," I say, smiling as his expression slowly becomes one of shock, mouth agape.

"Why'd you encourage this dobe? He'd have to be powerful to become Hokage." Sasuke stated.

I dramatically gasped, "Foolish little brother, that's rude!" I say back to him with a finger pointing at him. I turn back to Naruto. "Sorry about him. Anyways, I wanna meet other people but let's hang out sometime 'kay?" The blond frowns for a second but immediately disappears and turns into a grin.

"Okay!" I smiled grimly and turn away, grabbing Sasuke's hand with my own. He's that alone. I thought bitterly in my head. I knew it was bad but not that bad! I shake my head when I saw my brother's concerned face and made myself brighten. Darting my eyes, it didn't take long to find my second target- er- potential friend,

"Hi!" I greet. Suddenly, but expected, the girl jumped back, her pupilless eyes darting at my figure. "Ah. Sorry I didn't mean to scare you." I give her a small smile to assure her. She lets go of her tense figure before get gently pushed and behind another Hyuuga, a boy in fact.

"Who are you." The boy asked, well, more like demanded. Neji? I pondered, tilting my head in genuine confusion. No wait- he doesn't look like him and he wasn't protective of Hinata till like Shippuden. Maybe he was another Hyuuga in another class???

"Hey! Don't talk to Nee-chan like that!" Sasuke childishly complained, huffing with hands up.

"It's okay Sasuke. I was the one to bother them." I countered back, squeezing his hand to assure him that it was fine. He looked like he wanted to say something but decided not too. I look back at them with a sheepish yet apologetic look. "Sorry, I was rude of me. Anyways, I'm Uchiha Megumi," I gesture to my little bro. "And he's my younger twin."

"Uchiha Sasuke." The raven head muttered.

"I-I'm Hyu-Hyuuga Hi-Hi-Hinata." The adorable cinnamon stuttered, poking her head out, her form still mostly hidden behind the male.

We all looked at the pupilless male, expecting to talk. After a moment, he sighed. "My name is Hyuuga Hiro." He stated cooly, crossing his arms. "Hinata's younger twin."

Wha-

What.

What.