《Lost time (eremika au)》Pranks (35)
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Eren POV
Im getting her back for the fucking nail polish that I had to scrub for hours to actually get anything off.
My fingers were still pink and black. Fucking stupid. I know she was lying when she said she didn't have nail polish remover.
Im a genius and she will probably hate me for doing this.
Hate me enough to like me? Probably and that's what I'm hoping for.
After leaving her dorm I didn't go back to mine. Instead I went to the corner store and bought washable paint.
Yup she will definitely hate me.
I'll wash it off don't worry
Making my way back to campus I went to where Mikasas car was parked. What should I write?
'Fuck face? Nah to aggressive
Asshat? No she would get mAd
Emo girl? She would kill me.
"What are you doing?"
"Fuck!" I yelled, where the fuck did Annie come from "what the fuck Annie."
"She didn't mean to scare you. she just does that" Armin laughed while putting an arm over Annie's shoulders "What are you doing though?"
Rolling my eyes and Turing my gaze back to the car I scrunched my eyebrows up. What am I going to paint? "Mikasa's car needs a makeover. What should I paint on it?"
"Oh!" Annie suddenly yelled "draw a bird" she simply said while looking around the parking lot
"A bird?" Armin and I questioned
Annie nodded while looking back at me "She got attacked by one the other day it was pretty fucking funny" Annie laughed
Mikasa got attack by a bird? What the fuck. "What do I write below it though?"
"You know" armin laughed "Shes going to kill you"
I shrugged while looking up to the sky and seeing a bird fly by. His name should be Gerald. Whatever that means. "I'll die eventually might as well die by Mikasa" I laughed which Annie sighed at
"Good luck" Armin called out while walking slowly away with Annie "I don't want to be here if Mikasa comes"
Rolling my eyes I flipped him off before getting to work on her car. Yeah I promise I'll clean it.
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"Jean!" I yelled while running up to him in the hallway "Here" I shoved the paint into his hand
Just a second ago I saw Mikasa going to her car with Sasha so might as well blame Jean for the car. I didn't want to die.
"What Yeager?" He said confused on to why I was giving him paint
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAR" a loud scream yelled so loud I could hear it from where I was.
Turning back to Jean "Say it was you please" I said while running down the hall and leaving Jean there "I love you jean" I smiled sweetly while turning left and hearing Mikasa burst through the entrance- right where jean was.
"You" she sneered at Jean but I couldn't hear the rest because I was running away. I did hear a high pitch scream that was probably jeans.
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"Ymir!" I yelled while running to her and Historia "help hide me!" I said while running behind her and hiding but she side stepped and looked at me with a raised eyebrow
"Oh so you were the one who killed Jean" she laughed while Historia was looking back and fourth between me and the hall
"Is Mikasa coming down this way?" She asked while locking her gaze on the door that I just came from
See I was running and I made it to the building of the college but once I stepped foot on the grass to make my way over here I was taCkled by her.
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I managed to get away from her after tripping her.
"Yes. Now hide me" I said while going into ymirs dorm which they were just about to go into.
"Why should we die for your stupidity" Ymir said while closing the door behind her and sitting on her bed while I sat on the chair of her desk
"She won't kill you" I said while looking at Ymir "she might kill you though" I said while glancing at Historia
"What!" Historia yelped while standing up and pacing around the room "why would she kill me?"
I chuckled while rubbing the back of my neck "Because jean said it was you who painted her car but then told her it was me" I shrugged while taking a sip of the water that was on the table
"That's fucking stupid-" Ymir was cut off by a bang. A bang on her door.
"Ymir open this fucking door I know Yeager is in there" Mikasa's voice sneered from the other side of the door.
Ymir looked at me then at the door. Shaking my head 'no' to Ymir and mouthing 'I'll kill you' she grinned while pointing to her closet for me to hide in.
"Ymir!" Mikasa yelled again making me jump up and hide in her closet
"Coming Ackerman jeez" Ymir sighed while going to the door after I hid in the closet. This is a stupid hiding spot.
"Hey Ackerman" Ymir said sweetly "Eren isn't here he was hanging out with uh? Historia?" Ymir said like the fucking idiot she was. Oh she's trying to get me killed.
"Historia you say?" Mikasa hummed while walking past Ymir and sitting on the bed right beside Historia "like this Historia" she deadpanned while pointing at the blonde.
"Ah! Historia how are you here-" Ymir pretended and gave up "fuck this. Erens in the closet" she pointed to where I was
Fuck fuck fuck I'll kill her.
Backing up and hiding behind the clothes I stopped my breathing so she couldn't hear me. She opened the closet door rather aggressively "Eren get out" she said in a cold voice.
Stay in the closet or get out and be murdered I think I'll stay-
"Fuck Mikasa!" I yelled after she grabbed my foot and dragged me out "heyy" I smiled sweetly at her fuming face that was looking down at me on the floor.
"I'll kill you" she said while throwing the paint bucket at me that was empty "you painted me a bird! And write 'closeted goth!' I'll fucking have your head! I'm not even closeted any more everyone knows I'm bi sexual!"
Ymir started laughing and so did Historia after what Mikasa yelled and to be honest it was kind of funny "Did you not like my painti- ow! Mikasa! Stop hitting me!" I yelled while she attacked me
"I'll fucking kill you!" She yelled while punching me. I tried to get up but she pushed me back on the ground.
"Oh hey Levi!" Ymir suddenly said while looking at the door "How have you been?"
My heart stopped once she said levi. Levi's here? He'll kill me. Like actually kill me. Mikasa stopped her attack on me and turned towards the door looking for the short black haired guy
Looking at Ymir I raised an eyebrow once she mouthed 'run' which I nodded to and quickly got up from the floor and ran past Mikasa out the dorm room and into the hall that had no Levi in. Thank god Ymir is smart. Somewhat.
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Running down the hall I heard Mikasa curse at Ymir before the door slammed shut indicating that Mikasa was running after me. "Mikasa I'm sorry!" I cried out while running down the hall and towards the stairs to go down them faster
"Sorry my ass!" She screamed back while turning the corner quickly running behind me
Dear god I'm sorry for everything tell my mom I love her and that I'm thankful for her and tell Connie I ate his pizza and it wasn't Sasha I lied about it. Tell armin I lied about his shoes. They looked better in white. I wasn't paying attention when he bought them.
Running out of the doors and into the field I ran I looked behind me to see Mikasa not there. Oh god where did she go?
Slowing down I started to walk towards the main building but was cut off by me falling. Mikasa tackled me again from the side this time.
"Mikasa! Get off me" I said while she climbed on top of me, her face red with rage
"I'll shave your fucking man bun off" she glared at me.
Kicking to the side so I got momentum i climbed on top of her and locked her wrists beside her head "darling chill out im sorry"
"Fine fine" she breathed out, looking everywhere but my face.
I climbed off her and held a hand out for her to take which she gladly took "Ill see you around I need to do stuff" she said while stretching her arms and tying her hair up "I'm taking your fucking car" she said while grabbing my keys "if I crash it's your fault you fucking asshole. I actually hate you"
I nodded while she walked away "love you too!" I laughed out while she gave me the middle finger behind her back.
I saw god. Good thing she didn't do anything to me.
———Mikasa's pov———
He's not off the hook. I'll kill him
Well this actually might kill him. Hopefully he doesn't have a weak heart.
"How do I look?" I asked with a grin but you couldn't see it under the clown mask I was wearing.
"Scary" Annie laughed while Sasha looked at me with wide eyes "Thats terrible" she breathed out
Rolling my eyes I grabbed my phone and put it in my back pocket "I'll be back later" I said while opening the door "or not" I grinned while taking the mask off and closing the door leaving them.
He thought he could just paint my car and get off the hook? No babe you thought wrong. I would strangle him but he would like it-
Anyways so I'm walking towards his dorm, Connie texted me saying he wasn't there so this is my chance seeing how it's 10 at night and he wanted food.
"Hey" I said while going into his dorm, Connie on his bed. He got up and dabbed me up "hey kasa im going to your dorm so have fun scaring the shit outta him" he laughed while looking at my hand "is that it?"connie asked while looking at the clown mask
I laughed while bring it up to my face "yes do you like it?" I asked while giving it to him which he nodded at
"Yeah it's scary" he said while handing it back and Going to leave "don't fuck on my bed" he pointed at me before slamming the door before I could say anything. Asshole.
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Armin texted me that Eren was coming back to the dorm so I should hide. Looking around the dorm the only good place to hide would be under the bed so that's exactly what I did.
Laying under the bed I quickly pulled my foot in so he couldn't see it right when he opened the door.
"No mom" he said while throwing his keys on his desk and closing the door "no I don't know" he sighed while taking off his shoes
"Yes I know. I love you too bye" Eren said before hanging up the call and plugging his phone in beside the bed.
Shuffling around the room Eren opened the closet door and dropped his shirt to the ground.
Oh fuck.
Luckily he was already wearing sweatpants so he didn't take his pants off but he does sleep without a shirt. Oh lord.
He went to his bed and laid down and went on his phone for about 5 minutes before shutting it off and turning off his lamp and going to bed.
After hearing light snoring above me I slid from under his bed and put on the clown mask-he was deathly afraid of clowns.
Standing by the top of his bed and pushing myself into the wall i threw his keys across the room, across from me and loud enough that he would wake up. Which he did.
His body jolted while sitting up and looking in-front of him not noticing I was behind him.
I leaned down so I was right beside his ear "BOO" I yelled loudly which he jumped up and looked at me before falling off his bed. Did I mention he screamed like a five year old?
"Holy fuck!" He yelled while getting off the floor and looking at me with wide eyes "oh my god I'm going to die!" He cried out while backing up
Grabbing his pillow from the bed I threw it at his face which he screamed at "Eren chill it's me" I said but in a low voice just to fuck with him a little.
"Why do you sound like the guy version of Mikasa!" he cried out and held out his pillow acting like it was a shield "You ate her didn't you!" He yelled
Taking off the mask and turning the lamp on I looked back at him "no you dumbass it's me" I said with a smile
He put down his pillow and looked at me with a glare "I'll kill you" he sneered while throwing the pillow back at me
I waved my hand in dismissal "yeah yeah" I said while walking to the door and unlocking it "you look cute when you fear for your life" I said while looking back at him
"Bro. I actually hate you" he breathed out while coming behind me
I turned around and crossed my arms while smirking at him "you love Me"
He nodded while coming closer to me, backing me up until my back hit the door "You're so annoying" he breathed out, his warm breath hitting my neck.
"You love it though" I said but my smirk slowly dropping after I notice how close he was and how shirtless he was.
My has he grown since we were kids. "You got a tattoo?" I asked while I raised my hand up hesitant to touch it but after he made no move to put it down I gently traced the flower-my favourite flower that was on the left side of his chest
"I got it last week" he said lowly while tucking a hair strand behind my ear but he didn't lower it. Instead he ran his hand down to my cheek and rubbed his thumb back and fourth it while holding my face which I leaned into his touch.
I hummed in response while gazing into his eyes. "I like it" I breathed out after he brought his face closer to me.
He nodded after stopping a distance. Our noses grazing. His hand that was on the side of my cheek going lower so it was rested on my throat. His hand was on my throat. I'm going to pass out.
My heart was beating fast and hopefully he didn't feel my pulse "Eren" I said while bring a hand up to his face and putting a piece of his hair behind his ear and letting my hand drop to his arm.
He gently tilted my chin up with the hand that was holding me and squeezed ever so lightly. I was shocked when he grabbed my waist with his free hand but not as shocked as I was when he brought his lips to mine.
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