THREE YEARS LATER

Sunday, 8:00 A.M.

Yoongi Boongi

Yoongi Boongi:

Please

I haven't begged for anything

like this in my entire life

Just one picture

Come on! Please!!

Me:

Shut up. I caught you

cheating on me.

Yoongi Boongi:

What?

Have you gone nuts?

Me:

I have proper proof!

Yoongi Boongi:

Yeah n I wanna see that

Me:

That's you Ryuk.

That's you.

I trusted you alot 😭😭

Yoongi Boongi:

Jee... Seriously...

I am typing this with

my middle finger 😠

Me:

Yoongi Boongi:

You. Are. No. Longer.

My. Girlfriend.

You are nothing. Get

tf lost.

Me:

Calm down ketchup precum.

What do you want?

Yoongi Boongi:

A selfie. Now.

Me:

You've got thousands on

your phone.

Yoongi Boongi:

I want more.

Me:

It's been an two days since

you left! 🤯

Yoongi Boongi:

So?

Me:

Yoon... I am really sorry.

I am out with Mihi.

Yoongi Boongi:

Cool then ask her to

click some pictures. 😎

Me:

She'll curse the shit Outta me 😂

Yoongi Boongi:

Istg I wanna take you

on every your we have

but it's not possible 😔😔

Me:

Bro. Cheer up.

For you. With love

Yoongi Boongi:

😭😭😭

You'll cause the end

of me.

Me:

: ()

Yoongi Boongi:

Open your mouth baby girl.

Me:

: (. )

Yoongi Boongi:

Wider

Me:

: ( )

Yoongi Boongi:

That's like my good girl.

Btw what's this place?

You're in Busan? Or in

Seoul?

Me:

Um.. yeah. Busan.

Btw you haven't got

any nickname for me 😁

Yoongi Boongi:

I have.

Me:

Realllly??? What??? 🤩🤩

Yoongi Boongi:

Significant annoyance

Me:

What do you want me to use?

Yoongi Boongi:

Huh?

Me:

🔪 or 🗡️ or 🔫

Yoongi Boongi:

I am not really into machoism

but we can try if you want

baby.

Me:

You. Are. No. Longer.

My. Boyfriend.

Get tf lost.

Yoongi Boongi:

Hehe I was kidding.

Me:

No. Out.

Yoongi Boongi:

Come on. Sorry.

Heyyyy

Jeeeeeeee

🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Noona, have you reached LA?

Me:

Yeah I did Tae Tae

Can't wait. It would be

a great surprise.

Thanks for helping me.

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Not at all. You're my

favorite alien.

Me:

You too. Good job. 😌

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Btw did you guys fight?

He is sulking. Saying that

he wants to get back.

Me:

No. We didn't.

I am just ignoring him.

Alien of Kepler 497D:

WHY??

Me:

Just like that?

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Woah you're treacherous

Me:

Don't even say.

He blocked me once for

two day straight and I was

in LV! He didn't fucking care!

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Well well well

You guys had your biggest

fight then.

I really thought you guys

broke up. I mean you said

to each other "you are not

my gf/bf anymore"

Me:

We do that all the time.

I am the Cinderella but

he gave me a fucking sneaker

instead of a glass shoe.

I am deemed to be different!

Alien of Kepler 497D:

What?

Me:

😌

Alien of Kepler 497D:

We have a concert Noona

and he's sulking! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Me:

Your concert is tmrw. I'll

talk to him in an hour or

two.

He deserves it 😌

Alien of Kepler 497D:

I still can't belive that you are

dating.

Literally all you do is

fight.

Me:

Oh I gtg. Bye.

Alien of Kepler 497D:

Bye

Sunday, 1:00 P.M.

Me:

Should I buy this?

Yoongi Boongi:

What? Why? Did you

got hurt? Finally you

text me after hours only

to say this?

What happened Jee?

Me:

Yo man calm down.

I was thinking if I place

them on my nipples,

will they disappear?

Yoongi Boongi:

Me:

😂😂

No but really...

Yoongi Boongi:

You can make them disappear

without any band aid.

Just take my mouth girl 😉

Me:

Bye.

Yoongi Boongi:

Sorry babe.😬😬

Not really. But still

Me:

Yoongi Boongi:

How many times have I

told ya to not use me as

a meme.

Me:

You can't control me babyboy 😉

Yoongi Boongi:

Are you sure babygirl?

Me:

Okay, you can 😭

Yoongi Boongi:

I love my honest baby 😌

Me:

So... You wanna apologise?

Yoongi Boongi:

Yup. Sorry. 😭

Me:

That overdramatic fake

emoji did your work.

So, a selfie?

Yoongi Boongi:

😏😏

Me:

Bye.

Yoongi Boongi:

😩😩

That's not fair.

Me:

I care? No. 😊

Yoongi Boongi:

Me:

When.... When are you coming

back?

Yoongi Boongi:

In a three days. Why?😂

Me:

Yoongi Boongi:

😂😂

Me:

All the best for tmrw. 🖇️

Yoongi Boongi:

All the best for your

horny ass 🖇️

Being utterly bored in the hotel room, I decided to pester MiHi and Woobin in the next room. They got married last year and I remember, Yoongi literally lifted me up to catch the bouquet but I could not.

Man, don't even ask how angry he was and how embarrassed I was. Stupid, I know. But... So very cute.

I pressed for doorbell and after a wait of a few moments, Woobin opened the door. His hair were a mess and his shirt half buttoned.

"What were you doing?" I smirked.

"Work."

MiHi's head popped out from behind the wall, a cheeky smile on her face. "Hi Jee, I'm work," she responded and Woobin coughed awkwardly.

I laughed, "Continue."

"Then why did you come?" He asked, annoyed.

"I was bored but I love humanity. I won't interrupt the human making process," I laughed again and carried myself back to my room.

I cannot disturb Yoongi, not because he won't respond. He would. That's the problem! I don't want to distract him.

He would be surprised on seeing me here. Also, in these three years, we both have been engrossed in our work to an extent that we haven't really had a trip or something.

I plopped down on the bed when my phone rang.

Incoming call : Yoongi Boongi

Yes / No

[What the fuck? You have

work. Concentrate man.]

[I cannot when I fucking come

to know that you cancelled

your booksign from Minho

Hyung.]

[Ahh it's about that? Ha ha]

[Stop beating around

the bush. First the band aid,

now this... Are you sure you

are fine?]

[Yes bro. Fine. And hot af]

[Stop joking for fuck sake.]

[No really.]

[Then why? If youre not hurt,

you are not in your period,

you eat well... There can be

only one reason then.]

I gulped.

[And what's that?]

[You're double dating someone

behind my back!]

Disappointment.

[Yeah you're so right.

He is so sexy and hot.]

[Stop joking.]

[Who's joking? Really.

Oh my god, his lips.. Ahh!

His abs... Ahh!!

His eyes... Ahh!!

His-]

[Ok sorry, I was just joking]

[Good. You should be. ]

[Well, forget this and

tell me what the fuck is

wrong with you.]

[You know theres this

problem I am facing and

I don't know what to do.]

[What's the problem?]

[I wanna shower but I

also wanna sleep. I can

sleep in the shower but

I am also starving.]

[...]

1... 2... 3...

[WHAT THE FUCK IS

WRONG WITH YOU

IDIOT! I DON'T KNOW

WHY YOUR PARENTS DECIDED

TO FUCKING SQUIRT WATER

ON EACH OTHER AND

MUTUALLY DECIDE TO

GIVE BIRTH TO A SMUG,

CLOWN BABY LIKE YOU!

AND WHY THE FUCK DO

I LOVE THIS CLOWN BABY?]

[Done?]

[Yeah *heavy breathing*]

[ I didn't go

because I was not in the

mood. I want to rest. It's

been hectic.]

[Oh. Rest well then.

When I come back, I

don't think you'll be

resting. I love you.]

[*Laughs* I love you too.]

Call ended.

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