"Oh who is she?" Jin questioned pointing at me while his eyes were on Yoongi who was still in the grasp of chikorita-like boyfriend of Mi Hi. I mean, yeah, he is cute.

Yoongi pushed him slightly, "How many times have I told don't hug me, don't touch me, don't be like this!"

Classic Min Yoongi.

"Wae~" Woobin whined that made Mi Hi laugh out loud, even blush because he was acting all squishy.

"And who are they?" Jin continued.

"You don't know me? I am world wide beautiful, you know," I said winking at him, still looking at him from behind Yoongi.

He laughed hysterically and I grinned.

"She is Jee," Yoongi informed, "He is Woobin, my friend from Daegu, and she is Mi Hi, Woobin's girlfriend and Jee's best friend."

"Oh I see," he responded and I made my way to the light, standing in front of Yoongi.

"It's nice to meet you," he formally greeted.

"The pleasure is all mine," Mi Hi bowed.

"Nice to meet you too," Woobin smiled.

That's what they taught us. But am I a good student?

I smirked, "Ofcourse, it's nice to meet me!" I gave a single huge nod to which he laughed.

Behind Jin, Jungkook and Namjoon came through the door.

"Oh, aren't you Mi Hi, from the T.V.?" Jungkook's eyes widened.

Bro, you are a world famous singer. How in mf hell is he so damn cute?

Mi Hi blushed at his sentence and I saw Woobin's jaw clenching. Time for me to become a menace.

"Yeah she is. Isn't she beautiful?" I blubbered.

"Yes she is, it's such an event meeting you," he lent out a hand towards her and she instantly took it in a formal handshake, bowing without giving any attempt to repeal her smile.

Woobin stepped ahead moving right between the connected hands, breaking the bridge and wrapped his hand around her waist. She was taken aback by the abrupt actions but eventually became flustered.

"So, you're Jee? If I am not mistaking," Namjoon said. I simply smiled and nodded. Way too respected to mess with. Sexy Genius.

Jimin and Hoseok followed. Jimin instantly recognised me, maybe because Yoongi informed him of me on the stage. He came up and hugged me as a greeting and I just complied.

Yoongi pulled me back by my forearm and that was completely unaccounted. I furrowed my brows in inquisition.

"You're blocking my view," he reasoned.

"Excuse me, I am the view," I said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Oh so, you are Jee who has Hyung's heart," Jungkook smirked at Yoongi.

Okay, I know this is just teasing Yoongi. But I feel like I would start bleeding from my nose and then probably drink it and become a vampire.

I smirked and looked back at Yoongi, he rolled his eyes nonchalantly.

"Why don't we just sit down and talk for a little while? I am really exhausted," Hoseok beamed. Sorry, I would always say that he beamed cause he is fucking beaming light. A luminous human. A fucking human star.

"Whatever sunshine says," I smiled and instantly dumped my ass on the left most end of the couch. Yoongi took his seat beside me such that his biceps where brushing against my shoulders. There was the entire Bangtan except Taehyung. No matter what he thinks of me, I still love him. Scenery is my all time favourite song, I love him for that.

"Honestly, I expected you to look different," Hoseok said.

Oh. You mean more pretty? Or I am prettier than his expectations.

"Why? I am world wide beautiful, you know?" I blew a kiss to them and everyone reacted dramatically, either clutching on their chest or catching the kiss. Bro their vibe is awesome, I can just stay here forever.

"But seriously guys, how do you look so flawless?" Mi Hi blurted out, just glaring holes into their faces.

"By copying you," Jimin winked.

Smooth like bottah!

"Bro, she is my girlfriend!" Woobin whined making all of us laugh all over again.

"Jimin better than Woobin... Sorry I mean Jimin better than Woobin..." I smirked.

"Oh please Jee. Mi Hi better than you!" He countered.

When he spoke this, the only laughter I could distinctly make out was of the man beside me. Fucking piece of unicorn fluff!

"It's okay, I appreciate your ignorance."

"Bu-"

"Why are you quarelling? Literally we are in front of people we stan, what the heck Jee?" Mi Hi chided both of us.

"What are you talking about? I eat probiotic yoghurt when on antibiotics. I love battles, I am a fucking violent person," I replied.

Jin laughed at that. Ofcourse, only Jin laughed at that.

"You are cracking dad jokes," Jungkook said.

"I can crack better."

"You know, bad jokes make better dad jokes," Yoongi passed.

I poked my inner cheek by my tongue, getting in form for dad jokes, lol.

"Okay, what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?" I asked. Everyone pondered over it for a second.

"Ouch?" Hoseok guessed.

I shook my head, "Mitosis."

Jin, Namjoon, Hoseok, Mi and Woobin laughed out loud while Yoongi sprang up from his seat.

"Who is killing her? Me or anyone from here?" He said with a resolute expression.

I pulled him back down, "No one. Calm your ass down."

"Wait. I didn't understand!" Jimin said.

"Eh! Mitosis... My toe sis! Mitosis is cell division into identical twins," I explained.

"Oh!" Jungkook exclaimed, "I knew it but it wasn't funny." Liar.

"Dang girl, you like biology?" Hoseok beamed.

"Nopes."

They all were in their conversation, when I leaned towards Yoongi's ear.

"You know what I like in Biology?" I whispered. He gave a shy smile and then hiding it with his fist. Oh he be dirty minded.

I leaned in again, "Dang boy, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but there's this feeling in my stomach that I should take you out."

That's the most weirdest pick up line I had ever used on him.

He gave a very weak attempt to repeal that curve of his lips, his cheeks turning into a redder shade. Man, is he blushing?

The door opened for the nth time and finally Taehyung was back, he moved aside a bit giving way to a beautiful lady. Her golden hair that were mid parted streamed down her shoulders as an effortless waterfall of gold.

Her eyes were sparkling baby blue eyes looking straight towards me or... Yoongi? Her upper lip had that perfect heart shape and he got my heart. She was indeed very beautiful.

"Jee?" Yoongi stood up, his eyes widened.

"Yeah?" I responded giving him a confounded expression.

"Not you," Woobin interrupted. He pointed towards the lady, his hand trembling while doing so, "Jee..."

She smiled beautifully. "How are you doing Yoon?" She asked in most dulcet voice I had ever heard.

The sweetest but I don't know why it felt like thorns? Fucking teleport me to Jupiter!

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(A/N: No, I don't drink.)