Monday, 11:45 P.M.

Doraemon

Me:

I need to ask you something,

and I need you to be completely

honest with me. It might

become awkward with us

after this but I want to know

what you think about this.

I have kept this in for a while

and it's about time. I hope

this doesn't ruin our friendship.

I just need to know and I can't

find any way around this any

more. It doesn't feel fair to me

if I don't get my answer. So,

here it goes... Do you know Santa

Claus and if he really lives in

Lapland?

Doraemon:

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH

IT MADE ME BLEH

Me:

😂😂😂

But it was great. You loved it.

Doraemon:

I DID

I WAS EATING A MELON

AND I FUCKING DROPPED

IT WHEN I READ THE LAST

LINE.

Me:

😂😂

Doraemon:

Where were you since

two days?

Me:

Oh. OHHHHHH

someone was missing me???

Doraemon:

Me:

😂😂

Yeah, I was a bit consumed.

I was writing something. It's

something new, something

different.

Doraemon:

Oh. What's it??

Me:

You think I would tell you?

Doraemon:

Me:

Sure. Anyday.

Doraemon:

Smh.

Well, we are releasing

new music too.

Me:

Oh really??? What's the

name? Is it a collab?

What's the theme?

Doraemon:

You think I would tell you?

Me:

Doraemon:

😂😂

Me:

Hey Yoongi boongi. Really out

of the blue.

Should I tell you something?

Doraemon:

Why the fuck did you

call me that?

I would murder you for that.

Me:

Kill me with your love.🥰

Doraemon:

Let's kill this love. 🔪

Me:

Oh black pink in our area? 😂😂

I would hit you with

the ddu ddu

I was telling you something tho.

Doraemon:

Only if it's necessary.

Me:

No it's not. Forget it.

Doraemon:

That means it absolutely

is cause you only speak

bullshit. 😂

Me:

Doraemon:

It's wrong. You got my

memes and gifs.

Me:

😎

Doraemon:

Tell me now

Me:

Forget it.

Doraemon:

🖇️

Me:

Man. Is this any sort

of magic spell?

Doraemon:

Yup 😌

Cute. Freaking hella cute.

Me:

So, like, mmm... Yk

my shares were transferred

to a Broadcasting.

'The Nation's Voice'

It's CEO is Louis. None

other than Suho.

Doraemon:

Suho in the sense your

bsf??

Me:

Call it an ex.

Doraemon:

HE DATED YOU??

YOU SAID YOU NEVER

DATED.

LIAR!

Me:

No, I meant call

him my ex bsf.

I don't take him as one

anymore

Doraemon:

Oh. Why?

Me:

He forged documents

claiming that he will be

having an interview

with Jerry Jarvis and that's

how he gained favour.

Doraemon:

But you are Jerry.

Me:

Exactly. Poor lad doesn't

know it. And I tried warn

Minho but that stupid

bastard threatened me with

my identity instead

Doraemon:

Wait. Minho knows that

you are Jerry? I am confused.

Me:

Okay. Lemme tell ya

again. In this whole

freaking universe. Only,

and only you know that

I am Jerry Jarvis.

Minho is talking about

my journalism career.

People who know about

that are you, Minho, mihi

Got that?

Doraemon:

Yeah...

Are you some criminal

on run that you're hiding

so much??

Me:

I don't want people

to know me. In the sense

me. But I want them to

hear me, but not know that

it's me.

Doraemon:

Makes sense.

Then, what happened?

Me:

So, yeah like. What should

I do now? I cannot confront

him because that'll require

confronting myself.

Doraemon:

So do you even wanna confront

him?

Me:

Like, yes no.

One part of my brain

says - Fuck em, why do

you care.

While another - come on,

they are your parents

after all.

Doraemon:

It's your take.

Me:

In any case I don't wanna

reveal myself.

Doraemon:

Then just warm em once

and then let them decide

their fate.

Me:

I have already warned

Minho. I rarely talk to

my parents.

But, you know, recently,

I have really started liking

Lily.

Doraemon:

Finally, at least you like

someone! 😂😂

Me:

Man, I do like people.

I like you. I like Mihi.

Doraemon:

That's it?

Me:

Remove yourself

from the list. I only

like Mihi.

Doraemon:

What about BTS??

Me:

I like their songs. I love

their talent. Please don't

kill me, I am not that much

connected to their personal

lives.

I mean, I do feel bad when

something happens or I feel

joyous if they win an award

or the rankings. But that's like

I love the artist because of their

art and not the art because of

the artist.

I mean I love the artist too

but not like that. Ahh... Idk

I am speaking shit.

Doraemon:

No no it's fine. I kinda

understood.

Like, you are not personally

attatched but emotionally...

Fuck, I didn't understand.

Me:

Yeah 😂😂

Doraemon:

Well it's raining today 😩

Me:

So?

Doraemon:

I don't like rains at night.

I don't like them in morning

too. Except if I am in a

pensive mood or in a jolly

one. The latter is rare.

Me:

Dude. How can you not

like rain. Like the ocean came

all the way to give you tiny

kisses and this is how you

react? Arrogant bitch!

Doraemon:

Woah. Now I will always see

rain like this. 😂

Me:

😂😂

Well it's gonna be pretty tomorrow

after rain

Doraemon:

Just like you

Me:

Okay bye I gtg.

Doraemon:

You're doing something?

Me:

No?

Doraemon:

So where do you gtg?

Me:

Idk I have nothing else

to say.

Doraemon:

Text me cause you're

the only person I like

talking to.

Me:

Oh man are we doing

a soft comeback battle now?

Doraemon:

Eh... Maybe.

Me:

Doraemon:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Me:

I'll put fucking stars in

the sky for you dumbass.

You made me smile!

Doraemon:

😂😂

I could be anything, but

I want to be yours 😊

Me:

You look such an adorable

dumpling, I would just eat

you up cause it's so freaking

adorable 🤯

Doraemon:

That's still violent. Tone it

down.

You made me believe in

things I had lost my trust

in.

Me:

I love how you can pull the

badass vibe while you're a

complete cinnamon roll and

that makes me weak af.

Cause that's cute!

Doraemon:

Better 😂😂

You're the person I would

not stop looking in the crowd.

Me:

Okay let's not do this.

Doraemon:

Why? You're shy?

😏😏

Me:

Cause you return like autumn,

And everytime, I fall.

Doraemon:

Oh well okay. Let's not

do this.

Me:

Yeah that's what I am saying.

Bye.🖇️

Doraemon:

Bye 🖇️

•••

(A/N : Double update for no reason. Duh 😂)