Thursday, 11:00 A.M.

Doraemon

Doraemon:

I really really wish I

was a cat. I am not built

for this capitalist society.

I am built for sleeping

19 hrs a day and knocking

over things.

Me:

What a nice way to start

a conversation. Lmao 🤣

Didn't you wanted to be

a rock?

Doraemon:

That's in the next life.

Me:

What's with this epiphany?

Doraemon:

Nothing. Just realised this.

Me:

Lmaoo 😂😂

You know where I am?

Doraemon:

Hell

Me:

Doraemon:

😂😂

Ok sorry. Where are

you?

Me:

I am at the hospital.

Doraemon:

And that's amazing? How?

Me:

I mean what I am doing

here is something I wanted

to do from a very long time.

Doraemon:

Tell me you're getting

treated for your mental illness.

🙏

Me:

Hey, don't worry.

One day I'll beat my mental

sickness.

Behind Denny's.

At 3:00 A.M.

With a stick.

Doraemon:

That's not funny! 😒

Me:

Well, you remember...

When we started talking,

you asked me what would

I ask if I got a crystal ball.

Doraemon:

You skipped the question.

Me:

Yeah.

So, like, I wanted to know

if I am the real daughter of

my parents.

They had their routine blood

test today, so, I kinda bribed the

doctor to have a DNA test. 😌

Doraemon:

You're speaking as if this

is something usual girl?!

What would you do if it

turns negative?

Me:

That would be the best.

I'd be more than happy, I

already have an intuition

about this.

At least then, the godly

name of 'parents' would

be clear in my head.

Doraemon:

What if it's positive?

Me:

Then too I'll be happy,

at least I have a family.

Doraemon:

All the best if you think

like that.

Are you scared?

Me:

Nah! 💃

Doraemon:

Just how much do you

pretend?

Me:

Hehe 😝

Doraemon:

😑😑

Me:

No seriously, I am

not scared.

A bit nervous. It would

be changing nothing.

Because I don't really matter.

Doraemon:

You matter. You matter

to me. You matter to the

world!

Me:

I don't. Jerry matters to the

world. Not me.

Doraemon:

Aren't you Jerry?

Me:

No. I mean yeah but no.

Well whatever. You won't

understand.

Doraemon:

You're right. Because you

don't know it yourself.

Me:

I hate the fact that you are

always correct but I also

like it, I mean it's hot af.

But also it makes me defenseless.

So I hate you. 😐

Doraemon:

I'll take it as a compliment 😎

Me:

Well it was. 😄

Doraemon:

That's so weird

Me:

🖇️

Doraemon:

Wtf?

Me:

This is us.

Paperclips

supporting

each other.

Doraemon:

Oh....

Well Jee... I don't know

if I should talk about this.

Me:

What's it?

Doraemon:

Aren't you like the heir

of the broadcasting company..

The Korean Times?

Me:

Mhm. So?

Doraemon:

I just read an article of

their daughters' shares

transferred to a new

publication...

That was dated of your

birthday.

Me:

So?

Doraemon:

Did you by any chance

lost them because you

were with me?

Me:

First, I didn't lost them.

I gave them with my

consent. Also there was

nothing to lose, it wasn't

mine anyway.

Secondly, if I say it was

because of you, would you

gimme your signed album

for free?

Doraemon:

😑

You can buy it. You're

rich enough.

Me:

No. I cannot. It'll be delivered,

and if anyone sees, I am dead.

Doraemon:

Even if I send you, it'll be

delivered.

Me:

Yeah you're right.

Sorry I was dumb.

Doraemon:

Tell me something I don't

know😎

Me:

You're an absolute piece

of fucking shit.

Doraemon:

😂😂

I don't know this cause this

ain't true.

Me:

Or you're ignorant? 😂

Doraemon:

Anyway, I never thanked

you for that day.

Thanks.

Me:

Of course.

Doraemon:

Shouldn't you say, "you're

welcome"?

Author???

Me:

Like of course I am helping

you, that's what I do.

You were stupid to assume

another dimension in which

I am not helping you.

You idiot. You absolute buffoon!

Doraemon:

Me:

Aww 😂😂

Doraemon:

When will the results come

out?

Me:

In a week or so.

Doraemon:

All the best.

Take care.

Me:

Doraemon:

😂😂

🖇️

Me:

Aww 😂😂

You're making me do

Aww. That's not good.

Because people are watching

me, so, better stop.

Doraemon:

Okay yeah whatever 😂😂

Just know that you

can come to me anytime.

If you're horny or depressed

or just wanna talk. I'm here.

And whatever the results

will be. You are still you.

Unapologetically, authentically,

just you.

Okay?

Me:

Doraemon:

I downloaded this just

for you lmao 🤣🤣

Me:

Wow, this is our love language.

Downloading memes to

send each other.

🖇️

Doraemon:

😂😂 Bye

🖇️

Woah, he didn't deny. Weird.

•••

(A/N: Should I publish one more chapter for no reason?)