Gucci Boy

Gucci Boy:

Sorry if I offended you

in any case.

Me:

I love you.💜

Gucci Boy:

Huh?

Me:

Means I wasn't offended.

Gucci Boy:

I didn't really mean

that you're low or something.

I only got to know this

when Namjoon Hyung explained

it to me.

Me:

Duh duh Idc.

Gucci Boy:

You really do nothing

all day?

Me:

Nopes 👑

Live life, King size 😎

Gucci Boy:

You're really extremely

lucky.

Me:

Yupsie Gucci Boy.

Gucci Boy:

I gtg. Bye.

Me:

Bye.

Doraemon

Doraemon:

Seems like you got a

hater. 😂😂

That's why I said no, don't

poke your nose in other's

business.

Me:

Can't help if he is stupid.

He actually knows nothing

and he is judging crazy.

I thought he was the

understanding type.

Doraemon:

Did you ever made him

understand?

Me:

I don't even need to.

😂😂

Like I care... 🤭

Doraemon:

He is the one you stan!

It affects you, don't lie.

Me:

Yeah but it's his choice.

And honestly, I did nothing

to offend him. He decided

to be a bitch.

Doraemon:

You lied.

Me:

Even if I did. Even if I was

the person I pretended to

be, he shouldn't have judged

me like that.

He has a cloud in front of

his eyes blocking his fresh

view.

When someone judges you,

it's not only about us. It's about

their own insecurities and needs.

Also limitations.

Well, kudos to his ignorance.

Doraemon:

Why don't you ever listen

to me? Like seriously, if

you haven't come to that group,

you wouldn't be sad.

Me:

Who says I am sad? Damn bro,

No!

I am affected but sad? Hell

nah! No one got that power

except myself.

I am rather pensive rn. I

also got shit to write.

I'll say this once and clear,

opinions are like assholes,

everyone has them and sometimes,

they stink!🤷🏻‍♀️

Doraemon:

Woah calm down.

Me:

I am calm and cool.

Thinking of writing something.

Doraemon:

I have seen Namjoon

reading your work

Me:

Sexy Genius 😌😌

You too, read it! 😤

Doraemon:

Are you forcing me into

reading your

work?

Me:

Obviously. Man, you absolutely

have to. You are the only one

who knows. In front of I don't

have to act as if I am his fan. 😁

Doraemon:

Btw on the grp chat, you

said you love me 🌚

Me:

I love cats

I rest my case 😄😄

Doraemon:

😑😑

Btw, did you face any

problems? You said you

had to return by six?

Me:

Not at all. My parents

weren't up. I was safe.

Doraemon:

Did I smell lies?

Me:

Man, you care so much

for me.

Let's make love! 🫂

Doraemon:

I hate you. I'll say this

everyday so that you know.

Me:

Doraemon:

Just stop this! S. T. O. P.

Me:

Lmaooo

Doraemon:

I got how subtly you

changed the topic.

Me:

Doraemon:

I am feeling the itching

urge to kill you.

Me:

Kill me with your love

papi 😘

Doraemon:

This is cyber bullying.

Me:

What will you do now? 🥺😭

Sue me for loving you? 😭😭

True love is powerful

little kitty. It'll survive in

the dark prison cells 😭

You can then go ahead and

fuck any hoe out there but

you won't fine a woman like

me.

Cause... I...

I am...

Doesn't matter who I am. I

am great. No greatest! 😤😤

Doraemon:

Don't you ever get tired?

Typing so much for proving

that you are an idiot?

Me:

What did you sayyyy

Doraemon:

Use your useless fingers

to scroll up.

AND READ IT!!

Me:

Sooooo rudeeeee

But I'll bear with you.

Cause true love is like

that. 🥺🥺

Doraemon:

Man, stop saying things

you don't mean!

Me:

Why? That makes you

shy babyboy? 😚😚

Doraemon:

No babygirl. That's makes

me want to make you

realise that who's the boss.😘

Me:

The boss is obviously you.

I am your little princess, my

prince charming 😘💜

Doraemon:

Okay princess, then come

here to daddy.

Me:

I like this new name of yours

Doraemon:

Do you want me to make

you moan it, princess?

Me:

ahem ahem.

Doraemon:

I love how you get shy

after saying all that stuff

that doesn't suit your

pretty mouth.

You know what suits it?

Me:

Bitch fuck off.

Doraemon:

I would love to have you

on your knees, princess.

Me:

Okay, then sit by my side

and we will pray to Jesus

together.

Doraemon:

Next time we meet you

won't be praying. 💜

Me:

Yeah, I'll be on the knees,

pull down your pants in

the Mart and runaway.

I would reveal you and your

little ding dong bell! 😤

Doraemon:

You never know. PrInCeSs

Me:

Bye, me going away

from your bullshit.

Doraemon:

Someone just accepted

defeat.

Me:

I don't talk about sex with

small ding dongs. So, bye bye

little kitten.

Doraemon;

😑😑

Fuck off to you too 🖕

Why don't you try soft

pick up lines?

Me:

Would you be lured by

them? 😏😏

Doraemon:

You're no good. How even

are you an author?!

Me:

Be honest, you don't

believe that I am Jerry?

Doraemon:

I believe. It's so evident,

the way you speak, the

way you feel... It just

matches.

Me:

Doraemon:

Not really. If you don't

believe then IDC

Me:

You're really bad. 😕😕

Doraemon:

What did I even do?

Why? Why do I want to be appreciated by him? Like that even matters? They don't call me a fucking dumbass shithead for nothing.

Me:

Nothing Bye.

Doraemon:

Hey wait. what's up?

Me:

Nothing I gtg.

Doraemon:

Ohkay bye.