Tuesday, 1:45 A.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Bro, I have slept

for 2 hrs in 3 days.

Idk how I am alive

Ryuk:

Are you out of fucking

mind?

Me:

I decided to re read the

entire lord of the rings.

Almost ended.

Ryuk:

I am contemplating over

giving you the password.

😑😑

Me:

Yeah I was practically

hallucinating a owl hooting,

so I was hooting back at it for

two minutes straight.

In the morn. And Lily almost

killed me with lectures.

Ryuk:

Why are you like this? 🥲

You're a complete idiot.

Me:

Yeah there are pros and

cons of me.

Ryuk:

Like?

Me:

Cons:

I am an idiot.

Ryuk:

Ik that. What about the

pros?

Me:

I am your idiot. 😘

Ryuk:

Do you talk like this

to everyone?

Me:

I don't talk to people.

Ryuk:

Good because at this

rate you would have

been fucked with horny

bastards for your words!

Me:

Does that mean you

became jealous? 😏

Ryuk:

You're lucky that I am

not blocking you for that

disgusting smirk.

Me:

Ryuk:

Smh.

Go back and sleep.

It's already 2!

Me:

I am about to finish

this book.

Ryuk:

You're stupid.

Me:

Yk I can't spell stupid

without u and I

Ryuk:

🤯🤯

Idek why I talk to you.

Me:

Because you're stupid.

Ryuk:

Oh man. If you are

not texting me then

sleep.

Me:

And if I am texting you?

Ryuk:

Then I'll insist you to sleep.

You know your body

schedule gets fucked up

like this.

Me:

Well it's actually fucked

up. Also I am water hungry.

Ryuk:

You mean "thirsty"

Me:

oh bro I am not a pervert.

🌚🌚

Ryuk:

You're practically high

without drinking.

Idc if you don't sleep

now, I'll change my password

and won't ever tell you.

Me:

I got why you gave me

the password.

So, you can control me!

Bitch!

Ryuk:

Me:

Well okay whatever.

Bye bitch. Don't change

the password pls. I'll

freaking die.

Ryuk:

Guess you'll be dead if you

don't sleep now. 😘

Me:

Freaking dead already.

With that emoji💜😘

Ryuk:

1...

Me:

Lol what?

Ryuk:

2...

I'll count till 5 and

if you don't go, I'll

change the password.

3...

Me:

Fuck. I am off already.

Ryuk:

Good. 😌

Wednesday, 11:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

Hey you there?

Me:

Ryuk:

I need help

Me:

Love matters? I am absolutely

best at it. Ask me anything.

Ryuk:

Says the virgin.😂😂

Me:

Well love is not

about sex...

Ryuk:

It's weird coming

from you.

Me:

Ryuk:

😂😂

I am asking yours though.

Aren't you working for the

media?

Me:

Yeah.

Ryuk:

Like which form do you

work for- only for the newspapers

or all.

Me:

You tell me what you

want to do. I can do

anything.

Ryuk:

Are they using green

screen for the coverage

of matters in the disputed

areas or they are actually

there??

Me:

😑😑

That was your question?

Ryuk:

Curiousity is a valid

doubt.

Me:

Smh.

Well depends, some are green

screen. While two of our reporters

are actually there.

Ryuk:

Our?

Me:

Yeah we own a publishing

and also a news channel...

So yeah.

Ryuk:

You just spilled the beans.

😎😎

Me:

It's finee. You know way

too much than this.

And this doesn't define me.

Ryuk:

Obviously it doesn't.

Your parents work for

the press and you too. Why

didn't you work in their

publishing?

Me:

Well I do work for them.

Just they don't know. Lmao 🤣

Ryuk:

How did you even manage?

🤯🤯

Me:

I am AmaJin! 😘

Marry me 💜

Ryuk:

In your dreams!

Wait not your dreams.

Not even in your dreams.

Me:

Ryuk:

😂😂

So, what're you doing?

And isn't Lily around?

Me:

I am in the washroom.

Ryuk:

Wtf? You take your

phone to the washroom?

Ew girl!!

Me:

We need to find ways ofc.

Ryuk:

That's why it took you

time to text back first?

Me:

Obviously, I was going

to the washroom.

Apparantly, acc to them,

I have diarrhoea. 😂😂

Ryuk:

What in freaking hell!

That's so disgusting.

Me:

Ryuk:

Some edits are really

nice 😌😌

Me:

Am I an edit? Because I

am as nice 😘💜

Ryuk:

Get out of the washroom

miss. Bye.

Me:

Yeah 😂😂

Bye

Oh wait.

Yk it has been over

a month since we

are talking.

Ryuk:

So?

Me:

Let's celebrate our month

friendship anniversary!!

Ryuk:

Are we couples 😑

Me:

We can be 😘

Ryuk:

Fuck off.

Me:

Just kidding.

I won't ever date.

Ryuk:

Why?

Me:

Because I was born

for arranged marriage.

Ryuk:

You cannot control

your feelings though.

Me:

Honestly, I haven't felt

any strong emotion in

a time now.

Ryuk:

When was the last time

you felt it?

Me:

It was like four years ago.

When someone very

close to me died.

Ryuk:

Oh I am sorry.

Me:

No. It's fine. Death is

inevitable. I was really

sad because I could not

be with them in their

last minutes because my

parents didn't knew about

them.

I tried to sneak out but

apparantly they had an

important conference in

which I had to be a puppet

Ryuk:

Who was it? Your boyfriend?

Me:

No. He was the first child

We took in our NGO... He

had congenital heart disease

and was

undergoing treatment of the

same.

Ryuk:

Didn't your parents know

about your NGO?

Me:

Not at all.

Ryuk:

What about the money?

Me:

I have a seperate account

for that. And I have nowhere

I can use the money.

Ryuk:

Then why didn't you buy

Kindle from that??? 🤯🤯

Me:

I forgot.

Ryuk:

Stupid 😑

Me:

You're right. I genuinely

forgot about that account.

I never used it for myself.

Forget this... How about

our one month anniversary?

Ryuk:

Get lost.

Me: