Friday, 1:15 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

Hey, you up?

Me:

Yup

Ryuk:

What happened? Are

you okay?

Me:

Yup

Ryuk:

Aren't you lying?

Me:

Yup

Ryuk:

Theres a reason I

hate you.

Me:

Yup

Ryuk:

Fuck you

Me:

Yup 😘

Ryuk:

Smh

Bye

Me:

Oh bro sorry.

😂😂

Ryuk:

Me:

Yeah it's that dumbass

bitch.

You know my life is

a movie:

Lily returns.

Ryuk:

Who's lily?

Me:

A nightmare 😱

Ryuk:

Speak clearly.

Me:

Lily was my butler

and she was like

super strict.

But then she was replaced

cause she had personal

issues.

But apparently, as I

was laughing and giggling

on the dining table that

was utterly disrespectful

for some people.

My mom called her back.

And guess what? She is

there over my head all

the time with those bitchy

eyes like a hawk.

Ryuk:

You've got Butlers attending

on you?

Me:

Yeah.

Ryuk:

Are you from royalty?

Me:

No. Is that all you got

from there?

Bro, it's like, walk and

your feet should be making

an angle of 45°...

Breathe and you should

take shit percent of oxygen

It's so suffocating here.

Ryuk:

I am astonished at what

you've become after coming

from that bg 😂😂

Me:

Get lost.

Ryuk:

No oops sorry.

Hey....

Like, thats obviously

intriguing.

Me:

I am going to sleep. Bye.

Ryuk:

Sorry, I was just

trying to lighten up

the mood.

Me:

Yeah ik. I am a bitch.

And I really don't wanna

prove it, so, I am trying

not to talk.

Incoming call : Ryuk

Accept/ Decline

Ryuk:

You think you are

big enough to decline

my call dumbass.

Pick it up.

Me:

I really don't wanna...

Ryuk:

I won't judge.

Me:

Idc if you do.

'Because in the end, they're

gonna judge anyway. So

whatever.'

Ryuk:

Why you don't wanna?

Me:

Not in the mood.

Ryuk:

Fuck you!.

Me:

Sure 😌

Ryuk:

Wtf! Are you crying?

Me:

Nah. I don't cry at

petty things. I cannot

even remember the last

time I cried.

I really don't cry.

Ryuk:

I don't believe you.

Call Ryuk?

Yes / No

[Look. I am not

crying.]

[Hear. I cannot look

on a phone call.]

[You're such a bitch

for real.]

[Couldn't help. Are you

okay?]

[I am fine and other

jokes you can tell yourself

*Laughs out loud*]

[What's so funny in

this?]

[*Chokes* Y-Yeah. It's

not. My existence is funny.

*Nervous chuckle*]

[What should I do of

you?]

[You cannot do anything.

Even I cannot. They even

regulate what books I should

be reading.... They just

took off the crime thrillers

off my shelves and have

added idk what magazines.

And... I love my books.]

[You can read it online

though.]

[Books are aesthetic.]

[You wanna read or not?]

[I wanna. But I don't have

an account on Kindle.]

[Then make one.]

[They will know.]

[Take mine.]

[You have??]

[Yeah.]

[Bro I'll be forever

grateful.]

[Haha what will I get?]

[What do you want?]

[Let's keep it for now.

I'll tell you once I have

something in mind.]

[Okay. But we keep that

in limit.]

[Don't tell me. It's always

you who don't know the

limits.]

[*Laughs* that's true though.]

[*Chuckles* but seriously

coming from such bg, how

did you manage to be someone

like this?]

[I would like to thank by

legs to keep me going, my

eyes for me to look forward and

my fingers on whom I can always

count onto. They made me

who I am today]

[HAHAHAHAHA.]

[Seriously, like I am a creative

person and most of the creative

people have a sexy imagination.

Take BTS for example.]

[Hey? What do you mean,

BTS are perverts??]

[Hey come on. Not perverts.

They are gentlemen. We all know.

But like they aren't that innocent

either. We know that too.]

[Yeah but still...]

[Come on, it's normal. We are

in our adolescent years.

If not now then when?]

[I have a feeling that you'll

be like that even in your

seventies.]

[*Laughs* who wants to

live that long. Shit. I won't.

And... I am not usually

like this.]

[I cannot believe you.]

[Believe me. I don't have

many friends. Just Mi and

Suho. And I only talk to

Mi. And we don't really

talk like this...]

[So, why am I harassed for

no reason?]

[*Laughs* cause you're my

imagination.]

[What? No. I am real.]

[You're fifty percent

my imagination.]

[You're scaring me

*Nervous laugh*]

[Nah. It's like what you

say is like what I would

make my character say

in my mind. So, I find

myself very much me when

I am with you.

And so, I talk to you. I am

very selfish. Sorry. I would

want you to be happy all

the time and it'll trigger me

if you don't react the way

I want. I am a psychopath.]

[In casual words, taking

out this horror element.

You just want your friend

to be happy and not be

rude cause that'll make you

sad.]

[Somewhat *laughs*]

[You're overdramatic]

[I get paid for it. It's my

day job.]

[How much?]

[A vivid imagination]

[You and your imaginary

world. Both are requested

to fuck off.]

[Haha. Just give me the

account and I'll fuck off.]

[Just in a nanosecond.]

Ryuk:

Id :

Password : swagking

[It's saying. It's subscribed

today. You did it now? For me?]

[Be grateful]

[Fuck off. You said you

had it. You didn't have to.]

[You're trying to

be cute? That's not

working.]

[Mmmm.... I wasn't trying

to be cute. I was born cute.]

[Ykw... Fuck off. Ungrateful

wench.]

[No. I am grateful. You

shouldn't have done it.

It's not like I would die

without reading... No. I am

lying yeah I would die without

my books. Thanks.]

[*Laughs* finally. You're

welcome.]

[So... Bye?]

[Yeah um. Bye.]

Call ended.