Thursday, 6:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Hey?

You know what bees

make?

Ryuk:

Honey?

Me:

Yes dear?

Ryuk:

Well fuck

Me:

*We'll 😁

Ryuk:

What are you?

Sex addicted virgin?

Me:

Ryuk:

😂😂

You're so irritating

goddam.

Me:

Why are you so rude

lmao?

Ryuk:

Because the best way

to not get your heart

broken is to pretend

that you don't have one.

Me:

Oh. What happened?

Ryuk:

Nothing?

Me:

Come on. Tell me.

Ryuk:

What will I get?

Me:

Peace of mind.

Ryuk:

Completely lured.

Me:

😌😌

Ryuk:

Nothing as such.

It's just that shit fucked

me up.

Me:

What shit?

Ryuk:

You know... Jee

Me:

When did I fuck you??

Did I? 👁️👄👁️

Ryuk:

Ykw I am talking about

lol 😂😂

Me:

Yeah... You should

move forward like

she did. And honestly

we don't know her

circumstances.

Ryuk:

I don't even wanna know.

Me:

Yeah liar. As you say.

Ryuk:

No really... Maybe.

Me:

Yk when you were

drunk, you said you

we're waiting for her.

Ryuk:

Exactly, WHEN I WAS

DRUNK!!

Me:

Oh well fine. So, what

do you wanna do now?

Ryuk:

Idk

Me:

Do me. 😁

Ryuk:

I fucking choked

on my tortilla!!

Me:

Oh baby, you should

be used to it now.

Ryuk:

Yeah you're a little

tease.

Me:

Daddy's little tease 😎

Ryuk:

😎🤏🕶️😳

Me:

😂😂

🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚

Did you like my

pick up line?

Ryuk:

Hell nah.

Me:

If you don't like my

pick up line I should

pick you up instead.

😘😘

Ryuk:

Woah.

Me:

Are you flustered?

Ryuk:

Not at all. Flustered?

By you? What a joke!

Me:

Ryuk:

Go ahead...

Me:

Freaking hating you.

😒😒

Ryuk:

Aww look someone

got frustrated.

Me:

😒😒

Get lost.

Ryuk:

😂😂

Come back here dumbass.

Me:

😒😒

Ryuk:

Asshole?

Me:

😒😒

Ryuk:

Jerkface?

Me:

😒😒

Ryuk:

Princess?

Me:

Yes papi 😘😘

Ryuk:

Smh 😂😂

Honestly, you're not

that bad.

Me:

Why do I feel so proud?

Ryuk:

Listen entirely...

You are awful.

Me:

Awful is actually

made from awe and full

that actually makes

it awesome.😌😌

Ryuk:

Me:

You are on board?

Ryuk:

😑😑

Me:

😂😂

Due to personal reasons

I am evil now.

Ryuk:

You were always evil.

Me:

Yeah I am not at all surprised.

You know why?

Cause I am a hexagon.

All my hecks are gone.

Ryuk:

The fact that you

exist totally pisses me

off sometimes. 🖕

Me:

What about the other

times? 😘

Ryuk:

I want to kill you then.

Me:

Not very diff than me

lmao.

Ryuk:

You wanna kill me?

Me:

I wanna kill myself. lmao 😂

Ryuk:

You just have two

faces...

Horny and Depressed.

Me:

That pretty much defines

me just add hot.

A hot, horny and Depressed

woman.

Ryuk:

...

That's not very good

Me:

do you care?

Ryuk:

Idc fuck off.

Me:

Sure 😂😂

Thursday, 9:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

Heck you won.

Yeah I do care about

you.

Me:

Really thanks.

But I cannot talk rn

Will ttyl

Ryuk:

Oh ok.

Everything fine?

Me:

Hm. Will get back

to you in sometime.

Ryuk:

Okay.