《Who Are You》Chapter 23
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Wednesday, 2:05 A.M.
Yoongi Maybe
Yoongi Maybe:
Are you like
still alive?
Me:
Shit bitch I might be
Yoongi Maybe:
Good. I was just wondering.
Me:
Ykw??
I GOT STRAWS
Yoongi Maybe:
So?
Me:
Straws make every drink
better tbh.
WATER IS SO EXCITING
WITH A STRAWWWW
Yoongi Maybe:
You are telling me that
you are drinking water
with A STRAW at 2 A.M.?
Me:
Can't I?
Yoongi Maybe:
Idk why it is so weird.
Me:
Are you judging me?
Yoongi Maybe:
When am I not?
Me:
Yoongi Maybe:
How are you texting?
Aren't your parents home?
Me:
Bro. My dear bro.
It's 2 A.M. and I am
in my room.
Also, I do use my phone
in front of them.
Yoongi Maybe:
Oh
Me:
Don't tell me you texted me
at night because of that!
Yoongi Maybe:
Who said? 🤨
Me:
Yoongi Maybe:
Fuck off miss, don't
assume shit.
Me:
😂😂
I am gona top it up
with
Da da da da da
✨Poems✨
I regret this.
Yoongi Maybe:
You should 😂😂
Me:
What are you doing?
Yoongi Maybe:
Just got off work.
Me:
You work at odd hours..
Isn't it deleterious?
Yoongi Maybe:
You don't even work
still up at odd hours.
Isn't that deleterious?
Me:
What do you mean I don't
work?
Stop zooming the picture,
you won't get what I am doing.
Yoongi Maybe:
How do you know I was
zooming the picture?
Me:
I am very intelligent.
Yoongi Maybe:
You know what, if I were
to rate you between zero
and garbage...
You'll be non recyclable trash.
Me:
Yoongi Maybe:
You're so small don't
ask people to fight with
you.
Me:
Oh. Like you know?!
Yoongi Maybe:
I can make out.
What's your height?
Me:
YoU cAn MaKe OuT?
If you're good at it, I'm up.
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Yoongi Maybe:
Just... Answer my question.
No shit.
Me:
5' 3"
Yoongi Maybe:
Shorty 😂😂😂
Me:
Fuck off. Just because
I am short doesn't mean
I can't snap your neck.
Yoongi Maybe:
You won't even reach there.
Me:
I have my step stool in
my sight. Don't provoke
me to use that. 😠
Yoongi Maybe:
That's so funny.
A nerdy girl carrying a
step stool wherever she
goes. You're existence is funny.
Me:
Smh at your lack of
grammar knowledge of
when to use your/you're.
sO stupid.
Yoongi Maybe:
dO I point out your mistakes?
Me:
Yes 😒
Yoongi Maybe:
Honestly but, that picture is
aesthetically pleasing.
Me:
I do things for the aesthetics.
Yoongi Maybe:
It's really shocking to
know that you work.
Me:
Are you my mom?
Yoongi Maybe:
Shut up.
Me:
You can be my daddy tho
Yoongi Maybe:
I am this 🤏 close to
blocking you.
Me:
😁😁
Yoongi Maybe:
Shouldn't you like... Sleep?
You wake up at six!
Me:
I am really used to it.
And I just had tea, I cannot
sleep just yet.
Ginger Tea. Aesthetic.
Yoongi Maybe:
Tea or coffee?
Me:
Tea. Cent percent.
Coffee is not my thing except
if it's Cold coffee with an
unhealthy amount of sugar.
Yoongi Maybe:
I think you got that
sugar addiction.
Me:
Stop talking about me
Let's talk about you instead.
Yoongi Maybe:
I'm out. Figure things
yourself.
Me:
Okay. I'll ask you loud and
clear...
Are you Yoongi?
Yoongi Maybe:
Why do you think so?
Me:
Guess.
Yoongi Maybe:
I wish I was.
But if you wanna assume
that I am him. I have no
issues. Like he is great. ✨
Me:
😒
Tell me the truth.
Yoongi Maybe:
This is how you talk to
your stan?
Talk to me with respect.
I am a king, I am boss.😎
Me:
Enough to tell you're not
him. Lmao 🤣🤣
Change Yoongi Maybe to Ryuk?
Yes / No
Ryuk:
But that was a pleasant
assumption. 😁
Me:
Yeah you must be
on the seventh cloud.
Ryuk:
From when are you
thinking that I was Yoongi?
Me:
Yesterday lmao 🤣
Ryuk:
Oh. You're so stupid. 😂
Me:
😒😒
Whatever. I gtg sleep.
Ryuk:
Yeah you should. Bye.
Me:
I mean pinterest. Bye.
Ryuk:
Wtf
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