Wednesday, 2:05 A.M.

Yoongi Maybe

Yoongi Maybe:

Are you like

still alive?

Me:

Shit bitch I might be

Yoongi Maybe:

Good. I was just wondering.

Me:

Ykw??

I GOT STRAWS

Yoongi Maybe:

So?

Me:

Straws make every drink

better tbh.

WATER IS SO EXCITING

WITH A STRAWWWW

Yoongi Maybe:

You are telling me that

you are drinking water

with A STRAW at 2 A.M.?

Me:

Can't I?

Yoongi Maybe:

Idk why it is so weird.

Me:

Are you judging me?

Yoongi Maybe:

When am I not?

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:

How are you texting?

Aren't your parents home?

Me:

Bro. My dear bro.

It's 2 A.M. and I am

in my room.

Also, I do use my phone

in front of them.

Yoongi Maybe:

Oh

Me:

Don't tell me you texted me

at night because of that!

Yoongi Maybe:

Who said? 🤨

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:

Fuck off miss, don't

assume shit.

Me:

😂😂

I am gona top it up

with

Da da da da da

✨Poems✨

I regret this.

Yoongi Maybe:

You should 😂😂

Me:

What are you doing?

Yoongi Maybe:

Just got off work.

Me:

You work at odd hours..

Isn't it deleterious?

Yoongi Maybe:

You don't even work

still up at odd hours.

Isn't that deleterious?

Me:

What do you mean I don't

work?

Stop zooming the picture,

you won't get what I am doing.

Yoongi Maybe:

How do you know I was

zooming the picture?

Me:

I am very intelligent.

Yoongi Maybe:

You know what, if I were

to rate you between zero

and garbage...

You'll be non recyclable trash.

Me:

Yoongi Maybe:

You're so small don't

ask people to fight with

you.

Me:

Oh. Like you know?!

Yoongi Maybe:

I can make out.

What's your height?

Me:

YoU cAn MaKe OuT?

If you're good at it, I'm up.

Yoongi Maybe:

Just... Answer my question.

No shit.

Me:

5' 3"

Yoongi Maybe:

Shorty 😂😂😂

Me:

Fuck off. Just because

I am short doesn't mean

I can't snap your neck.

Yoongi Maybe:

You won't even reach there.

Me:

I have my step stool in

my sight. Don't provoke

me to use that. 😠

Yoongi Maybe:

That's so funny.

A nerdy girl carrying a

step stool wherever she

goes. You're existence is funny.

Me:

Smh at your lack of

grammar knowledge of

when to use your/you're.

sO stupid.

Yoongi Maybe:

dO I point out your mistakes?

Me:

Yes 😒

Yoongi Maybe:

Honestly but, that picture is

aesthetically pleasing.

Me:

I do things for the aesthetics.

Yoongi Maybe:

It's really shocking to

know that you work.

Me:

Are you my mom?

Yoongi Maybe:

Shut up.

Me:

You can be my daddy tho

Yoongi Maybe:

I am this 🤏 close to

blocking you.

Me:

😁😁

Yoongi Maybe:

Shouldn't you like... Sleep?

You wake up at six!

Me:

I am really used to it.

And I just had tea, I cannot

sleep just yet.

Ginger Tea. Aesthetic.

Yoongi Maybe:

Tea or coffee?

Me:

Tea. Cent percent.

Coffee is not my thing except

if it's Cold coffee with an

unhealthy amount of sugar.

Yoongi Maybe:

I think you got that

sugar addiction.

Me:

Stop talking about me

Let's talk about you instead.

Yoongi Maybe:

I'm out. Figure things

yourself.

Me:

Okay. I'll ask you loud and

clear...

Are you Yoongi?

Yoongi Maybe:

Why do you think so?

Me:

Guess.

Yoongi Maybe:

I wish I was.

But if you wanna assume

that I am him. I have no

issues. Like he is great. ✨

Me:

😒

Tell me the truth.

Yoongi Maybe:

This is how you talk to

your stan?

Talk to me with respect.

I am a king, I am boss.😎

Me:

Enough to tell you're not

him. Lmao 🤣🤣

Change Yoongi Maybe to Ryuk?

Yes / No

Ryuk:

But that was a pleasant

assumption. 😁

Me:

Yeah you must be

on the seventh cloud.

Ryuk:

From when are you

thinking that I was Yoongi?

Me:

Yesterday lmao 🤣

Ryuk:

Oh. You're so stupid. 😂

Me:

😒😒

Whatever. I gtg sleep.

Ryuk:

Yeah you should. Bye.

Me:

I mean pinterest. Bye.

Ryuk:

Wtf