Thursday, 1:30 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

Jee? Look I tried to

stay away from you

because I thought that

would cut out her impact

in my life.

But it didn't really work

actually, it made me

guilty instead. And I started

thinking more about her.

I'm kinda apologetic.

Me:

Oh. I have an idea.

Ryuk:

Hm?

Me:

Why not just block everyone

whose name is Jee?

Or basically why not

kill every Jee that exists?

Ryuk:

...

Me:

Look mister, you willingly

broke ties with me.

I have no intention in

keeping up the conversation

any more.

Sorry.

Ryuk:

You don't have to be

sorry. It was my fault anyway.

Me:

At least you know.

Ryuk:

At least forgive me and

then I won't bother you.

Me:

I love how everything is

about you and not me.

Like, it's your wish when

you block me or drunk call

me or be rude and when

you suddenly feel like...

Hey that's kinda triggering

my guilty conscience. Lets

just apologise and get myself

out. Wow man you surely

are something.

Ryuk:

It really wasn't like that.

You are literally putting me

in such a bad light.

Me:

Well, you are in the 'bad'

light for me.

I think I know why she

left you.

Ryuk:

...

Me:

Sorry sorry..fuck I didn't

really mean it I was just

angry.

Fucking hell shit

Sorry.

Brooooo

Sorry I said.

I really don't mean it I swear.

I swear upon BTS. I really

hate your ex.

Ryuk:

It's fine. But believe me Jee,

you're always responsible

for your words no matter

how you feel.

And I guess you don't really

wanna talk to me

So, bye.

Me:

Fuckin hell! You think you

can act all soft and gain all

sympathy? Bro, you deliberately

blocked me for a fucking

week.

And why? Oh your beautiful

reason. "Your name hurts"

So, yeah bye to you too.

Ryuk:

Fucking listen to me.

Me:

I don't want to.

Incoming call : Ryuk

Accept / Decline

[I-]

[FUCKING LISTEN TO

ME MOTHERFUCKER.]

[Th- that's aggressive-]

[YOU UNDERSTAND?]

[Y-Yeah]

[Good]

Call ended

Ryuk:

Now listen to me.

Me:

Can't. You just broke

my eardrum.

Ryuk:

That's what you get

when you piss me off.

Literally him repeating what I did? How can he make me laugh when I was really so pissed off at him?

Me:

Aren't you like

always pissed off?

Ryuk:

I am just pissed off when

I am with you

Me:

There we go with my regular

insults. Anything else mf?

Ryuk:

I missed you.

Me:

What? 😳

Ryuk:

I am sorry that I became

selfish and ruined our

friendship.

Me:

We are friends?

Ryuk:

Obviously

Me:

Wao. I can now die in

peace. Satan kill me now.

Ryuk:

I am Satan and I am

on my way

Me:

😂😂

Waiting for you satan 😘

Ryuk:

Returning back. I am

not coming to a pervert

like you.

Me:

😂😂

So, yeah...

I missed you too. Kinda.

Don't ask me why. Bcoz I

Don't know

Ryuk:

Wasn't gonna ask anyway

bcoz I know you're stupid.

Me:

Ryuk:

Can't help. You're the

same stupid.

Me:

And you are the same mf

Can I call you?

Ryuk:

No.

Me:

Don't. Ever. Talk. To. Me. Again.

Ryuk:

Haha lol. You can.

Me:

No. I don't want to.

Ryuk:

Oh princess don't lie. I

know my voice must have

addicted you. So, you always

wanna call me.

Me:

Is your name Park Jimin?

Ryuk:

No?

Me:

Then you are wrong.

His voice is the only voice

that can give me an eargasm.

Ryuk:

And you call yourself

an OT7 stan?

Me:

Yeah but I really like Jimin's

vocal color. I mean it's so

pleasing to the ear.

I would love to have him

sing me to sleep.

Ryuk:

Is that what Maruko wants?

North Korea?

Me:

You mf 😠

Ryuk:

I am just popping your

bubble.

Me:

Yeah you can only pop

that.

Ryuk:

Pervert woman. Ew.

Gross! 🤢🤢

Me:

I was talking about popcorn

That you cannot even make

pop corn.

Ryuk:

Shut up.

Me:

Btw you are quick at understanding

huh? 😏😏

Ryuk:

Do you wanna call me

or nah?

Cause if no. I'll sleep.

Me:

I don't really have anything

to talk about. 😂😂

Ryuk:

Then why were you asking

to call?

Me:

Idk 😂😂😂😂

Ryuk:

You are laughing way too

much. Are you fine?

Me:

Yup 😅

You know some way in

which we can find someone.

Ryuk:

You are finding your

friend. Right?

Me:

Yeahhh. Like we have

literally tried each method.

We tracked his location. I

tried to contact the stores.

Like everything. Where the

fuck is he?

Ryuk:

I have never done things

like this...

Like searching for anyone

and stuff.

Me:

I have done it alot. It is

somewhat required in my

profession.

Ryuk:

What are you? A detective?

Me:

Maybe.

Ryuk:

I can say you are not

a good one. Lmao 😂😂

Me:

I am not a detective lmao.

But I am good at this.

Maybe. Literally it's really

bothering me now.

Mi is all despondent and

my parents are gonna return

in two weeks.

We need expedite the process.

Ryuk:

Don't really know hoe

I can help.

*How

Me:

Ya sure. HOE YOU

😂😂😂😂

Lmfao 🤣🤣

Ryuk:

That was a typo 😒

Me:

Whatever. But why are

you always sleeping late?

Ryuk:

I work at night. So...

Me:

Oh. So, you sleep in

the morn?

Ryuk:

I sleep whenever I feel

like.

I work at my liesure. Just

have to fulfill the time

limits.

Me:

I see. Me too. Even cut out

the time limits. It doesn't

really bother me.

Ryuk:

I am really curious now

of what you do.

Me:

I am curious too. Like,

who are you?

Ryuk:

Ig we both have to

drink it down.

Me:

I guess. 😪😂

Bye.

Ryuk:

Bye.