Friday, 9:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

Hey. Are you free rn?

Me:

Yup. I mean kinda I

am always free. I do work

at my own liesure.

Ryuk:

Oh... Actually...

Me:

Hm

Ryuk:

Let's not talk

Me:

Bro you were the one

who is texting me.

Ryuk:

No I mean never.

Let's not ever talk again.

Me:

Can I be obliged to

know why?

Ryuk:

Just.

Me:

Oh wow. We don't do

things like that 'just'

Ryuk:

Your name hurts

Me:

It isn't my mistake that

my name is same as your

ex, duh!

Ryuk:

But like we don't really

have to talk. We don't know

each other

Me:

So, you'll not be talking

to anyone whose name

is Jee?

That's practically insensitive.

Ryuk:

Can't really help.

I'm sorry

Me:

Hm

Ryuk:

Hey... I am really sorry

Me:

I cannot say that it's

fine. You are practically

abandoning me.

That's why I don't talk

to people. You guys are

mfs.

Ryuk:

Aren't you are a human

too?

Me:

Fuck off mister. I don't

even wanna talk to you.

Ryuk:

Good because we are not

talking again.

Me:

You are so rude.

Message not sent.

Wow.

Message not sent

Mi was so right!! You

are a jerkface mf!

Message not sent

Fuck you

Message not sent

Mi Hi

Me:

I wanna kill someone

Mi Hi:

Don't kill me man, please

Spare me. I wanna live.

I have five kids and a wife

to support.

Me:

You are a girl!

Mi Hi:

Are you a homophobe?

We have feelings too.

How very insensitive.

Me:

*Rolls eyes*

Rude Boy not Suho blocked

me.

Mi Hi:

Shame shame puppy shame

All the donkeys know yr name.

😂😂

Me:

Mi Hi:

Did you heed to me

when I said don't talk

to him?

Me:

But you said I can

if he texts...

Mi Hi:

Don't even know why

you wanna talk to him.

Do you realise how

much trouble you were

opting for??

Me:

It's not always about that.

I cannot just stop socializing

because my parents think

that.

Mi Hi:

I can say something has

entered into you.

Well, why did he tho

Me:

Because I have the same

name as his ex.

Mi Hi:

So?

Me:

He says, "Your name hurts."

Mi Hi:

NGL that's so powerful

line.

But like how much time

has it been after his breakup?

Me:

He said years.

Mi Hi:

Then I can say that he

is an idiot.

Like would he not talk

to anyone whose name

is Jee?

Me:

Exactly. He needs Jin's rap.

Mi Hi:

I allow Yoongi to spit

fire at him.

Me:

I allow Jungkook to steal

all his banana milk if he

has any.

Mi Hi:

I allow Namjoon to

break anything he likes

Me:

That's kinda extreme

Mi Hi:

I like it aggressive

Me:

Haha 😂😂

Mi Hi:

Don't give a fuck about

him. Not worth.

Me:

Hm.

Mi Hi:

Me:

Damn I got scared.

Mi Hi:

😂😂

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(A/N: Double update coz my exam got postponed 🥳🥳)