Tuesday, 11:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Me:

Are you alive?

Ryuk:

Debatable.

Me:

Lmao 😂

Ryuk:

Again. Why are you texting

me?

Me:

Cause I drank four cups of

Espresso and was fist fighting

an alien and then I thought

why not actually talk to a

shinigami?

Ryuk:

Ykw...

Me:

Ik everything. Don't tell me

you idiot. I don't wanna know.

Ryuk:

What's really up with you?

Me:

I am high on espresso.

Ryuk:

Why did you take so much

caffeine of you could not

handle.

Me:

That's what rich people

do. They drink espresso.

Ryuk:

I can say it's not true.

Me:

Forget it. What are you

doing?

Ryuk:

I am just sitting.

Me:

Just sitting? Idle?

Ryuk:

Now I am texting you.

Me:

You don't have work to do?

Ryuk:

You have? 🤨

Me:

Skip.

Btw I found a BTS

meme. And it's so

UwU

Ryuk:

Don't wanna see.

Me:

Didn't ask your opinion

Ryuk:

🤣🤣🤣

Oh God. This is so

familiar.

I need to show this

to everyone.

Me:

Thank me

*Flicks hair*

By the way...

Ryuk:

Hm?

Me:

I have not seen you.

Ryuk:

So bad for you. Smh.

Me:

You haven't seen me too.

😑😑

Ryuk:

Since when was I this

lucky? Lmao

Me:

Ryuk:

I am not very scared

of you yk.

Me:

I wanna kick you somewhere

uncomfortable.

Why are you always

with your killer mode on.

Oh you're shinigami.

Reasons.

Ryuk:

Why are you even talking

when you are questioning

and answering on your own?

Me:

I am high.

Ryuk:

You like coffee?

Me:

I hate it. It's smell

nauseates me. 🤢

Ryuk:

That's because rn

you've had too much.

Me:

Yeah right.

Ryuk:

Me:

That stickman is

surely you!

Picking up my spitted

out gum for me? You

can throw it.

Ryuk:

😑😑

That's your small brain.

Can't help if it's gum sized.

Me:

I am so done with you.

Ryuk:

I never asked you

to converse. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:

You are so rude.

Okay, it's not that I am

dying to converse with ya.

Ryuk:

...

I was just saying it. I didn't

really mean it.

Message deleted

Whatever.

Tuesday, 11:30 a.m.

Mi Hi

Me:

Fortunately, he did

visited the laundromat.

He has details that

a customer named

Lee Suho approached him.

By why is that his last

location?

Mi Hi:

At least we have a clue

that he is still in Seoul

and not somewhere like

Hawaii.

I could not tolerate that

bitch being that lucky.

Me:

Liar. You were wishing

him idk what wishes when

he was leaving for Seoul.

Mi Hi:

Don't remind me. That's

the dark past I don't wish

to remember.

Me:

🤣🤣

Very dark and cringe

Mi Hi:

🥲🥲

Wednesday, 1:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:

I'll apologise even

though I don't feel sorry.

Me:

Heyyyy

Forget what I said earlier.

I am in a better mental state

now.

I had chocolate milk

Now everything is great.

Ryuk:

Are you a kid?

Me:

I am a respectable adult.

Ryuk:

Sure. Why not?

Me:

Why does it feel sarcastic.

I am really 25. You don't

believe?

Ryuk:

I think you are a teenager.

Me:

Keep thinking. Not my

problem.

Ryuk:

Armies are really

good editors.

Me:

Ikr there is so much

talent flowing in this

fandom that it fascinates

me.

Ryuk:

Yeah me too. Hope they

all excell well.

Me:

They will. BTS believes in them.

They said it in their video.

Ryuk:

Yeah...

Since when are you an army.

Me:

2-3 years I guess.

Ryuk:

Oh it's not that long.

Me:

Coming from someone who

thought epiphany is Yoongi's

song.

Yoongi is a rapper and Jin

is a vocalist. How can you even

confuse?

Ahh you dumb

Ryuk:

I was just confused.

Me:

Sure.

How many years has it been

for you.

*Months

Ryuk:

Not many.

Me:

I knew it.

And you even said Yoongs

is your bias.

Ryuk:

He is.

Me:

Do you even know about

him?

Ryuk:

More than you ever will.

Me:

Confidence huh?

Ryuk:

You can call it.

You can test me.

Me:

Don't wanna lmao.

I am too lazy for that.

Ryuk:

😑😑

Me:

Byee I sleep unlike

you Dracula.

Ryuk:

Bye

•••

(A/N : Double update 💜)