Wednesday, 11:00 A.M.

Rude Boy

Me:

I am way too proud.

It is feeling as if me

myself is there up the

charts.

Rude Boy:

It's all because of Armys

like you. So, you can

think that its you up the

charts.

Me:

You sound like BTS giving

their award acceptance

speech. Lmao. 😂😂

Rude Boy:

That's the truth tho

Me:

Rude Boy:

You're shy for this?

Me:

Obviously... Btw you should

be shy too. You are also a

reason for BTS's success.

You are an army too.

Rude Boy:

I am proud but I don't

get shy that fast.

I am not a softie 😂😂

Me:

Rude Boy:

Well it's my fingers

at work rn

Me:

Rude Boy:

What the fuckkk???

Ewww damn girl. I did

not mean it that way.

Me:

Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rude Boy:

I know.

Don't fucking accuse me

of this.

Me:

Looks like someone took

something more seriously.

Rude Boy:

I don't wanna be

associated with this.

Me:

Rude Boy:

....

What kind of memes are

you having?

Better delete these

Me:

Haha I have many.

Rude Boy:

It's so futile talking to

you anyway.

Me:

You are doing it anyway

Rude Boy:

It's because you are

texting me.

Me:

Rude Boy:

Yeah I think I would do that

Me:

Hey? Really?

Wow.

Rude jerk

Thursday, 5:00 P.M.

Mi Hi

Me:

The location is somewhere

in Hongdae.

Mi Hi:

You did it so fast!

Me:

I am not a person who

likes to delay.

Mi Hi:

Liar

So, what now?

Me:

It's somewhere near a

laundromat. I'll contact

them if they have any

contact details.

Mi Hi:

Okay. I am trying to ask my

reporter friends to find

more to it

Me:

Cool

Mi Hi:

Btw BTS broke another record!!

Me:

Ik bitch ik.

Goddd I did talk

to rude boy not Suho

about this.

Mi Hi:

You still talk to him?

Me:

Yeah. A little. I like

talking to new people.

Mi Hi:

Since when? You hate

talking to new people!

Me:

What are you talking

about? I am an extrovert.

Mi Hi:

Heck no. You are goddam

introvert. You don't even

write articles in your name.

Miss Abigail Rosemeyer

Me:

That's because I don't

like fame.

Mi Hi:

Exactly

Me:

Hell. Then why am I

talking to him?

Mi Hi:

Do you see me as a mind

reader?

Me:

😅😅

Mi Hi:

Fucking get lost already.

I am busy

Me:

Friday, 10:00 P.M.

Rude Boy

Me:

Rude Boy:

Why are you telling this

to me?

Me:

Nah I am telling this

to myself that it's okay

that I talk to you.

Rude Boy:

Then why did you

sent it to me?

Me:

Because I love you

and I love telling my

loved ones good things.

Rude Boy:

Loving me will take

you nowhere. You can

never get me anyway.

Me:

I don't want you

anyway.

Rude Boy:

Then why flirt?

Me:

Mood

Rude Boy:

Yk you are annoying af

Me:

You are not a very

good person to talk

to either

Rude Boy:

You still do

Me:

I am still thinking why?

Rude Boy:

I think because we

are a bit similar.

Me:

How?

Rude Boy:

It just feels like it.

Me:

You wanna say...

"Birds of a feather

flock together."

Rude Boy:

I don't particularly like

being associated with you.

But ig yes.

Me:

You cannot spare a chance

to be rude...

I am not a mf like you.

Rude Boy:

Just look at your text.

Me:

Oops. Lmao 😂

Believe me, you are just

a fourth person with whom

I have texted this long.

And the first stranger ofc.

Rude Boy:

It's a first time for me too.

Talking to a stranger.

Me:

I never knew I would be

having such understanding

conversation with you. 😂

Rude Boy:

I never thought I'll be

having any sort of conversation

with you.

Me:

You name and your

texts match appropriately.

It's like rude boy exhibits

rudeness.

Rude Boy:

I don't really care but

I would like you to change

my name.

Me:

Or delete your contact?

Rude Boy:

Huh?

Me:

Since you haven't saved

my number then it's pretty

reasonable.

Rude Boy:

You can delete it too.

But I had saved it after

our last conversation.

Me:

Oh. So, what should I call you?

Rude Boy:

Swag King?

Me:

I just puked. What kind of

name is that??

Rude Boy:

It's reality

Me:

And so is "rude boy"

Rude Boy:

You know you are as

rude.

Me:

Oh please I am not.

Rude Boy:

How about infiresgirl?

Me:

What the- No!

Proving that you are

a Yoongi stan! 😂

Rude Boy:

Then just call me YG

Me:

YG? In the sense YG ent?

😂😂😂😂😂

I'll call you Ryuk

Rude Boy:

Oh. Why?

Me:

Because he is the shinigami

The God of Death. And a

good name ofc

Rude Boy:

It's cool so fine.

Me:

What's my name???

Rude Boy:

Are you forgetting that I

already know your real name?

Me:

Ahh shit I also want a

cool name. 😔😔

Rude Boy:

What do you wanna be?

Me:

Mikasa Ackerman

Rude Boy:

Fine. 😂

Me:

😁😁

Btw you wanna see

what you look like??

Ryuk?

Rude Boy:

Sure...

Me:

Rude Boy:

What the fuck???

Change!! Hell nah.

I don't look like that.

And how do you look?

Me:

Rude Boy:

That's cheating.

Me:

Bye Ryuk

Rude Boy:

Whatever 😑

Change Rude Boy to Ryuk?

Yes / No