《Who Are You》Chapter 7

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Sunday, 3:00 P.M.

Rude Boy

Me:

Rude Boy:

Again a wrong send?

Me:

No. I am not an idiot. Duh.

That was funny.

Rude Boy:

You know what's funny?

Not you. So shut up!

Me:

I guess someone's humour

is in their knee caps

Rude Boy:

At least I have it.

Me:

How does it matter, it isn't

a good one anyway.

Rude Boy:

*Rolls eyes*

Me:

Keep rolling maybe you

find your brain back there.

Rude Boy:

Sorry to disappoint my

brain shuts itself down

when it intercepts bullshit

like you.

Me:

Why do we always end

up in a roasting battle?

Rude Boy:

Now that you don't have

a reply, you are changing

topics. Hah.

Me:

Do I really need to reply

to a person like you?

Rude Boy:

You don't even know me.

Me:

Neither do you

Rude Boy:

I don't even need to.

Me:

Oh bro I-

Rude Boy:

I ain't your mama

Me:

Yeah cause I am the

mommy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rude Boy:

You wish? Daddy's lil

princess?

Me:

I was never Daddy's lil princess.

So, I won't be in future too.

Rude Boy:

Let's see 👀

Me:

Sure why not. Babyboy.

Rude Boy:

I am not babyboy

Me:

Yeah cause you are rude boy

Rude Boy:

You've really got me

like that?

Me:

Absolutely

Rude Boy:

Idc anyway

Me:

Neither do I

Rude Boy:

Then why do you

even have my number

saved?

Me:

Why do you have mine?

Rude Boy:

I haven't

Me:

Caught in a lie~

Rude Boy:

I haven't really.

Why would I?

Me:

Then how do you know

it's me?

Rude Boy:

I just know by the way

of speaking and a

subconscious memorization

of your contact number.

Me:

Rude Boy:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me:

Whatever.

What's your age tho?

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Rude Boy:

Why?

Me:

Just random question

Rude Boy:

Did I ask yours?

Me:

Maybe because

"Your brain shuts itself

down in front of me"

That sounded kinda

romantic NGL

Rude Boy:

Me:

From when is "fuck"

"Dumb"?

Rude Boy:

I think because when

someone is fucking, they

are not in their damned

senses. So that's dumb

Me:

Ooh. You seem quite

knowledgeable

Rude Boy:

Yeah you seem like

you are still a virgin

Me:

Rude Boy:

Whatever

Me:

Don't tell me you did not

laughed.

Rude Boy:

I didn't

Me:

I said that don't tell me

Rude Boy:

Sorry not sorry

Me:

Rude Boy:

Where do you even

find it?

Me:

That's funny now

Rude Boy:

Your humour is as high as

this statue's legs.

Me:

Did your parents taught

you to pay for things you

broke?

Rude Boy:

Yes?

Me:

Full payment in cash pls

Rude Boy:

...

Me:

You don't really have to

hide that you laughed yk?

Rude Boy:

I didn't

Me:

Smh

Bye anyway

Rude Boy:

Bye.

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