Tuesday, 6:15 P.M.

Suho

Me:

Look I am confused.

Suho:

Then die in confusion

Me:

I'll take you with me.

So, better listen to me.

Suho:

I am going nowhere with

you.

Me:

Like your will really matters.

Suho:

Yes it does more than your

existence will ever do.

Me:

When did we dated?

Since when do you love me?

Suho:

Can you just fuck off or

you'll inaugurate the block

culture in my new phone.

Me:

Suho!! Clear this out. Right here.

Suho:

Suho?

Me:

Are you fine??

Are you really having split

personality disorder?

Suho:

What?

Me:

I am having that feeling.

Now everything is clearing

out...

You have split personality

disorder. I read it in a book-

Tell me your dreams

by Sydney Sheldon.

Suho:

Have you lost it??

Me:

Don't worry. We can treat it,

I guess. Did you visit the

psychologist?

Suho:

Hey? It's you who need it...

No. You need a psychiatrist!

Me:

It's okay Su Ho... I won't judge

you. Is there anything you

wanna share?

Suho:

Wait. Who is Suho???

Me:

You! You are Suho. God. You

forgot your name?

We have studied together,

graduated together, we had

done everything together.

(Except certain things ofc)

You, me and MiHi...

You don't remember????

You don't remember me??

Suho:

I know you. You are the slut

on cheated on me.

Me:

What are you talking about?

Cheated? Bro... I've got parents

tougher than Beatrix Kiddo.

I have never dated before.

Suho:

Aren't you Jee?

Me:

Yes I am. Your childhood bestie...

Park Jee

Suho:

Wait wait... You aren't

Kim Jee?

Me:

*Frantically shooks her head

IN ABSOLUTE DENIAL*

Sorry dude but the parents

of your fic ex are so fun.

Kim Jee sounds like Kimchi

Lmao 😂

Suho:

I am not Suho

Me:

WAIT?? YOU AREN'T

LEE SU HO?

Suho:

I guess I made it pretty

clear.

Me:

Oh damn! Was it just

a wrong number then?

Suho:

I believe that's the case.

Me:

Wow. Stuff like that happens

in real life.

I thought you had split

personality disorder.

What a relief.

Suho:

Stop texting me now that

you know.

Me:

Don't you wanna say something?

Suho:

Like?

Me:

... sorry?

Suho:

Why would I be sorry?

Me:

Cause you deliberately

called me a slut.

Suho:

Well I assumed you to be

a slut. So, I was not at fault.

Me:

But you did call me that

when I am not.

Suho:

I was not very happy and

in fact you should be

sorry for contacting me

and wasting my time.

Me:

*Aggressively writes lyrics

of cypher pt 5*

Suho:

Are you an army?

Me:

Yeaaahhh (☆▽☆)

Suho:

Sorry for calling you a slut.

I thought of you as someone

else.

Me:

Oooo you changed in a flick.

Are you an army too?

Suho:

Yeah.

Me:

That's great!! Mi Hi is an

army too. You know that girl

in that group?

Suho:

I see. Why are you talking

to me now?

Me:

Idk. Bye bro.

And... I am sorry too. I know

you must have been forced

to grow through some memories

you didn't like to.

If possible, forgive me.

Suho:

It's fine.

Me:

Btw you are...

Suho:

Not Suho

Me:

No. I mean what's your name?

Suho:

Why do you wanna know?

Me:

So I can save it?

Suho:

Why do you wanna save it?

I don't know you.

Me:

I don't either. Duh?

Suho:

That's the fact. We don't

know each other.

Me:

Well you thought you did

and we did talked to each

other and you know my name.

It's pretty reasonable for me

to know yours too.

Suho:

Go and do your work girlie

Me:

Okay whatever rude boy.

Suho:

Whatever.

Change Suho to Rude Boy?

Yes / No