Tuesday, 4:35 P.M.

Mi Hi

Me:

I hate Suho.

Mi Hi:

Oh. Why?

Well I hate him too.

That mf never returned

my shirt, he took.

Me:

He called me a slut.

Mi Hi:

Whattt??? Girl... That's

not possible. He knows you

way too well for that.

Me:

But he did....

I was just contacting him

cause suddenly the picture

of the three of us popped

up on my phone leaving

me all nostalgic...

And he is the one who

decided to go to Seoul for

work leaving us behind.

What wrong did I do???

Mi Hi:

I still can't believe it.

Me:

*Inserts screenshot*

Mi Hi:

He is so dead.

Me:

Yeah bro. Kill him.

Roast him until he is

bleeding out of his eyes.

I am not contented with

tears. I want blood!!

Mi Hi:

Sure my girl. How dare he?

Wtf? Why did you even

talk to him. He is such

a motherfucker.

Let's talk to him.

together.

Me:

I can't wait for it.

Mi Hi:

Okk create a group.

Me:

Yeahhh

You created a group Confusion

You added Mi Hi

You added Suho

Mi Hi:

How dare you fucker

talk to her like that?

Me:

Yeah how dare you talk

to me like that?

Suho:

At least look at her

before speaking. You'll know

who is the "fucker"

Mi Hi:

You've got guts bro.

Do you crave death that much?

Me:

Yeah I guess he does

Suho:

If the world has people like

you. I prefer death.

Mi Hi:

Oh so, better die. Why oblidge

us with your godly presence?

Me:

Yeah why do this favour on us?

Just die already.

Suho:

Why would I even heed to

lowly people like you?

And I don't even know

who this second person is.

I swear I will file a case of

cyber bullying against you guys.

Me:

Oh. Do it motherfucker.

That's all you can do. I have

proper proof of you calling

me a "slut"

Mi Hi:

If you know mr. Uneducated,

name calling is also a crime.

Suho:

I know but the the convo

was initiated from this slut's

side. So, for your kind info,

you can do nothing.

Me:

Calling me a "slut" and then

speaking about "kind" info?

Mi Hi:

What has happened to you

man? You are making her

cry!

Me:

I AM NOT CRYING

Suho:

Obviously she isn't. Bitches

like her don't cry.

Or even when they do... That's

what we call...

"Crocodile tears"

Me:

Forget it MiHi, humans like

him don't talk, they bark!

Suho:

But I thought you were

barking, Bitch!

Mi Hi:

This is so weird. You weren't

like this bro??

Suho:

Do you even know me?

Mi Hi:

Obviously I do. We have

spent our childhood together!

Suho:

I don't even remember you.

Me:

Leave Mi Hi. Ungrateful people,

he forgot us as soon as he

went to Seoul.

Suho:

I never did. Don't rub it on

me. You forgot me Jee. You were

the one fucking around and

now don't blame me.

I loved you!

Mi Hi:

YOU WHAT???

Me:

YOU WHATTT AGAIN??

YOU LOVED ME??

Suho:

Why do you think I would

be dating you if I didn't

loved you?

Me:

Hey hey... We never dated!!

Suho:

That's why you are a slut.

Mi Hi:

I am confused....

YOU GUYS DATED?

Me:

No

Suho:

Yes

Mi Hi:

Wtf? When?

Me:

Yeah? When? Why didn't

you tell me that you loved me?

Suho:

Wtf? I told you each fucking

day of my fucking life and

so did you!

Mi Hi:

Jee... Are you really...

Me:

NO. wtf? I never loved him.

He was just my friend.

Suho:

Wow

I wish I knew you were

such a bitch!

Suho left

Mi Hi:

Wtf?

Me:

I don't know

I didn't date him. Never

And didn't he liked Aeri???

Mi Hi:

I don't even know.

What is going on? And

when he turned into

a roaster? He used to

cry at little things!!!

Me:

Idk... I am ... Perturbed

What if my parents know

about thissss????

Mi Hi:

Don't be a fool. How would they?

Me:

Yeah right. Huff.

He called me a slut. Me who

has never dated before.

What a life!

Mi Hi:

Are you sure?

Me:

Yessss

Mi Hi:

What if you have

short-term memory loss??

Me:

Fuck off

Mi Hi:

ಠ_ಠ

I was just saying.

He seemed so confident.

Me:

Idk. Will clear this out.

Mi Hi:

Better do.

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(A/N: Double update cause it's Suga's birthday. 💜💜)