《Who Are You》Chapter 1

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Tuesday, 2:00 P.M.

Save +6xxxxxx as Suho

Me:

Blue and Grey is

such a vibe.

Suho:

Ikr but who are you?

Me:

You don't have my

number saved? Wow bro.

Well even I didn't 🤣🤣

Suho:

I just bought a new phone

so, maybe your number

was saved in my phone and

not linked to my account.

Me:

Oh damn it's okkk

You didn't had to go that

long lmao

I am Jee

Suho:

Oh. Long time?

Me:

Yo. It was just I suddenly

remembered you while

I was going through my

phone and what a surprise

I even remember your

contact number still.

How are you man?

Suho:

I can say your way of

talking had changed a lot.

Me:

I admit.

Everything for the good

(☞゚∀゚)☞

But you just ignored

my question.

Suho:

Why are you approaching

me now?

Just because I am rich now?

Me:

Oh well damn. If you

know I am not poor too.

AND I AM NOT SHALLOW

Suho:

Hah? Like I care!

Me:

Wtf? Get lost. It was

a bad idea.

Suho:

Your ideas are always bad.

Me:

Yeah like it was my idea

to befriend a person like you.

Suho:

Yeah it was a very bad idea

how could a bitch be in any

relation with a human?

Me:

Oh bro I think you should

not look down on animal-human

relationships.

Suho:

Yeah because even they

are more loyal than you.

Me:

Wtf is wrong with you?

I was just contacting you

since I missed you and you

are being all bitchy? Why?

Suho:

Hah? What a beautiful

question! Go find your

answer by yourself bitch!

Me:

Rude cur

Suho:

Now you are even cursing me!

Me:

Damn mf, you've been

calling me a bitch and I cannot

call you a cur??

Suho:

That's because you are one.

Me:

Then you are one too

Thou Cut throat cur

Suho:

Thou roughish hedge-born pignut!

Me:

Thou reeky onion-eyed measle

Suho:

Thou venomous sheep-bitinh scut

Me:

I never knew you were

into Shakespeare.

Thou jarring foul-head Haggard!

Suho:

I never knew you ever did

something other than being

a slut.

Me:

That's way too much.

Hell! I was just

Well forget it.

I swear to God. I am not

talking to you again.

Suho:

This would be a blessing.

Me:

...

•••

(A/N: Happy Yoongi Day guys. Idk why I am so creepy emotional on any of the members birthdays but there you go.... 😭😭😭😭😭)

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