《Halo/ Red vs Blue Strike of the Prometheans》Chapter 3: the rules
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We were cleaning up the mess after we did a prank on Sarge. He look at us as we clean the mess up. Few minutes later, Master Chief, Washington, Donut, Caboose, and Lopez came in the room. Sarge turn around and face them straight, he snap his fingers and everyone had stop working.
Sarge: "This is Simmons, Griff and Lopez he only speaks in Spanish!"
Simmons: "Hello!"
Griff: "Sup!"
Lopez: "Hola!"
Sarge: "This Church and Tucker they are with Caboose and Washington!"
Church: "Sup"
Tucker: "Hi!"
Master Chief look around the place, he sat down on the floor looking at us, I guess he is wondering about something about us.
Master Chief: "Do you guys have any rules I should know?"
Simmons: "Yes we do sir"
Rules of Red vs Blue
1. Don't make Caboose angry.
Master Chief: "Why?"
Church: "Oh we have seen Caboose angry before trust me you don't wanna mess with him"
Master Chief look behind him to Caboose who was just looking at the wall.
Tucker: "Caboose what are you doing? Are you trying to hide from someone?"
Caboose: "They can't see me, so I can't see them!"
Tucker: "That's because you are looking at the wall dumb???"
Caboose: "Oh..."
2. Never EVER give Caboose a grenade.
Master Chief: "Something happen when you gave him a grenade right?"
Washington: "You can say something like that...."
3. Always let us shot someone.
Master Chief: "Why?"
Griff: "Yeah why? All we ever did was get our ??? kick by Tex twice, Maine once!"
Sarge: "GRIFF SHUT UP!!!!"
4. Do not put Church on sniper rifle shoot.
Church: "Alright Tucker why not?"
Tucker: "Cause you suck at aiming it to a person and you miss a lot of times"
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Church: "???? you!"
5. We are bad doing our jobs but we can kick the bad guys ???.
Sarge: "That's it?"
Simmons: "Yep that's it!"
Griff: "Well that sucks, we just wasted our time saying the stupid rules"
Master Chief had got up to his feet and started walking to the door, he open it and look at us, he pointed to the outside of the door.
Master Chief: "Out Now!"
Griff: "To where?"
Master Chief: "We go to the training room we got a lot of training to do"
We all walk out to the training room, Sarge close the door behind us, we saw Church run to the training room.
Church: "LAST ONE TO THE TRAINING ROOM IS A BIG ????ING ???HOLE!!!"
We all look at each other then to Church then back again to each, we started running to the training I look back and saw Master Chief shook his head and started running with us.
Griff: "You Blue team suck at this!!!"
Tucker: "No you Red team suck at this!!!"
Sarge: "Oh yeah??!!"
Washington: "Yeah!!!"
Simmons: "Then let's see who makes it there fast and does a parkour at the end the best one wins!!!"
I started running faster, everyone started following me by running and talking to each other. I look in front of me and I saw Church waving his hand at us. I somehow trip over something that I started rolling like a ball and I became flat again when I was close to Church.
Church: "How did it go?"
Simmons: "I suck doing the parkour!"
Church: "We know! but let's just see how the others do it!"
We at the door, Griff came out he ran all the way till he jump and landed on me.
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Simmons: "Griff get off me!!!!"
Griff: "Sorry"
I got up to my feet, we all look at the door again Washington came out running and he two times front flip and landed on his feet. We clap at him, he bow down to us.
Washington: "Thank you!"
Simmons: "That was amazing!"
Griff: "Nah... you look like a ballerina person"
Church: "Hahahahaha!!!"
We look back the door with Washington, Caboose came out running fast, we continue watching him till he was hit by the wall and it look funny he fell down after that.
Church: "Caboose what was that about?"
Caboose: "I.... Wanted a cookie"
Griff: "Dude you are weird"
I walk towards Caboose and gave him a hand, he grab it and pulled himself up we walk to where the others were, and we face the door again. Tucker came out with his energy sword out, and he cut a box in front of him in half and he stop in front of us.
Tucker: "Well?"
Church: "Your were suppose to do parkour not slice the box in half like a cake"
Tucker: "Oops!"
We face at the door again. Sarge came out doing a parkour he made a roll then he started sliding down. He stop in front of us, he got up and look at us.
Sarge: "Hey guys"
Tucker: "Hi"
Caboose: "Blacked out everything fading on your love, I'm already wasted so close, that I can taste it now..."
Caboose and Griff: "So let's break right out of these guilty cages, We're going to make it now.... Don't ever turn around!"
Caboose, Griff, Tucker, and Church: "Nobody else needs to know where we might go.... We could just run them red lights"
Caboose, Griff, Tucker, Church, Washington, Sarge and Simmons: "There ain't no reason to stay, we'll be light years away.... We could just run them red light!"
We all started singing to that song as we look at the door, then we started dancing together. We watch as Donut came out of the door, ran towards us and started dancing with us as well.
All: "We could just run them red light!"
We all continue dancing with each other, following our moves we felt great and happy. Then Lopez came out of the door he ran and look at us, Sarge said come here in a sign language and Lopez started dancing as well. Then Master Chief came out and look at us while we were dancing.
All: "We could just run them red light!"
He walk towards us, Caboose and me ran to Master Chief and pulled him to where the other people were and somehow he started dancing with us we all started following his moves. We all had fun and we felt happy dancing. After we finish the song, we stop dancing we look at each other and started laughing we all sat down on the floor and started talking with each other.
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