《Halo/ Red vs Blue Strike of the Prometheans》Chapter 2: This will be harder than I thought
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I look around nothing was there but then I heard someone talking I walk and the voices became louder so that meant that I was getting even closer.
???: "I can't wait to see Sarge face when we our new leader is here"
???: "I know right who do you think it's going to be?"
???: "I hope it's not Tex the last time we saw her we got our ??? kick because of her except for Caboose"
???: "That's not true!"
???: "Yes it is! And you weren't there when Maine kick Sarge's ???"
???: "I was just getting some grenades to blow some up"
???: "No one gives you grenades for a reason dumb???"
???: "Okay remember the plan guys once Sarge comes in the trap will open up"
???: "Only on Sarge right?"
???: "Yes only on Sarge... I think"
???: "WHAT!!!!"
I open up the door, they all look at me then I heard noises coming from left and was heading towards where I was standing, I look at the first trap going to the other trap. I look up then a bucket full of something fell and wet all over me the others look at me and they knew I wasn't happy this will be a long day for them to apologize to me. The maroon armor look at the orange armor person he was angry at him.
Maroon: "Griff how dare you do that to Master Chief"
Orange: "WHAT BUT I DIDN'T....."
Maroon: "Shut up Griff!!!"
Washington: O_O "Oh god...."
Aqua: "Hahahaha nice one Griff"
Light Blue: "Hahahahaha you are in trouble now Griff"
Pink: "Are you okay sir? you are all wet, it looks like you need a new armor"
???: "GRIFF WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!!!"
I look behind me it a person with a pure red armor. He had his both arms on his hip I look back at Griff who was scratching his head.
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Griff: "I was just.... It was all Simmons fault!!"
Simmons: " it's not my fault!!!"
Griff: "Yes it was you were the one who made all those things to trigger the bucket to fall on Master Chief!!"
Simmons: "But it was your idea to do that to Sarge but it hit Master Chief instead!!!"
Light Blue: "Would you guys just Shut the ???? up!! Screaming at each other won't make things any better!!!"
Blue: "Are you okay Master Chief sir?"
I press my harder than ever they stood back, someone put his hand on my shoulder I look back it was the person who scream at Griff for making this trap when it was meant for him, not for me.
Red: "They will clean up this mess"
Simmons: "ALL OF IT???!!!"
Red: "Yes ALL OF IT, YOU ALL WERE IN THIS MESS SO NOW YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN IT UP!!!!!"
Griff: "But Sarge....."
Sarge: "SHUT UP GRIFF NO GO AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW!!!!! WASHINGTON, DONUT, AND CABOOSE COME WITH ME NOW!!!!!"
They walk outside to another room and the pink armor gave me a towel so I can dry my armor for now.
Washington: "we are so sorry about that Master Chief"
Sarge: "Yeah they're just...... well pain in the ??? you know?"
Master Chief: "Yeah I know"
Donut: "Here your towel sir"
Master Chief: "Thanks!"
Washington: "Master Chief this Sarge he is the leader of the red team"
Sarge: "Yo"
Washington: "that is Donut who gave you the towel"
Donut: "Hi!"
Washington: "The one is sitting on the floor with some...... grenades?"
Caboose:"lalalalalala..... He already knows me"
Washington: "What!!!"
Master Chief: "What's your name soldier?"
Caboose: "My name is Caboose"
Master Chief: "Yep I do know him!"
Washington: "WHAT!!!! Since when?"
Caboose: "When we were half way racing I wanted to order some pizza till I found out I call Master Chief!!!"
Sarge: "I'm going to check how our workers are doing!!"
He walk out the door and slam it hard. We look at each other then we heard a splash from the other room, we heard the "workers" laughing at Sarge.
Sarge: "GOD DAMN IT!!!! GRIFF, SIMMONS, CHURCH, TUCKER!!!! CLEAN UP THIS MESS THIS INSTANCE!!!!!"
I thought to myself first was the weird call, second was the racing and the third one was the prank. This is going to be harder than I thought it would be.
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