《RiAnsh Os》Aag Lagayenge.....
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Oyee... Tum dono aaj itne shaant kaise ho.... Kabir enquired the twins.. who were sitting in the lawn silently deeply thinking....
But the twins ignored him...and it irked him....
Tum dono se baat karr rahaa hoon mein..... Kabir shouted...
Dikhtaa nhi hai kyaa aapko mamu ..... Hum planning karr rahe hain... Vanya spoke...
Planning.. kaun si planning... Aur mamu mat bulao sau baaar bol chuka hoon... chachaa hoon tumhara...Kabir spoke narrowing his eyes....
Aapko VR Mansion mein band karke aag lagaane ka soch rahe hain... Rehan replied....
Haa.... Yeh achaa hogaa.... Kaun se waale kamre mein band karein.... Vanya spoke deeply thinking keeping her tiny palm under her chin...
Makeup waali bua ke.... Rehan added
Nhi...... Toh Angre mamu kahaa soyenge.. Rehan questioned.....
Sone waali dadi ke...
Nhi.... Woh nhi Sia bua ke kamre ke pass mein hain....Rehan spoke ....
Toh fir .... Hamesha Ghar pe rehane waale Chachu ke... Vanya added..
Haa... Yeh achaa rahegaa... Rehan spoke ......
Toh dono ko ek saath kamre mein band karke aag lagaaye.... Mazaa aayegaa bahut....
Arre.. haaa Vanu... Dono kisi kaam ke nhi.. ek saath dono ko kamre mein daal ke aag lagaa dengee... Rehan added....
All this while Kabir was standing like a statue with mouth wide open....
He was brought back to reality when he felt two tiny arms on his hands...
It were the twins dragging him.....
Kahaa.. kahaa... Leke jaa rahe ho... Kabir spoke stuttering...
Kamre mein band karnee.... Aur aag lagaane.... Both of them spoke in unison...
Ohh... Pagal ho gaye ho dono... Police waala hoon mein..... Kabir spoke pulling his hands back...
The twins started laughing uncontrollably..
Kaun sa police waalaa... Rehan spoke holding his stomach....
Aapki toh uniform bhi nhi hai... Vanya added...
Aur waise bhi... Hume policewalaa pasand nhi... Rehan spoke....
Haa.... Hume toh woh gun waale uncle ache lagte hain... Vanya added...
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Haa... Wahi jo dadda ke saath ghoomte hain.... Aur dadda bhi.. Rehan spoke...
Haaa... Hamaare dadda ke pass gun hai... Policewaale bhi darte hain... Aapke pass kyaa hai... Vanya spoke...
Vanu.. don't speak to him he's stinky...
Rehan and Vanya dramatically held their noses...
And Kabir stood shocked....
Chaloo.. aag lagaane chalte hain.. aao Naa... Vanya tried to drag Kabir...
Mein kahi nhi aa rahaa tum dono ke saath... Kabir replied...
Parr humne planning kar li hai... Aur jab hum kehte hai toh logon ko woh order sunaai detaa hai.... Rehan spoke proudly...
Haa.... Aur hume dobaara bolnaa pasand nhi.. aur ab aag lagane se hame koi nhi rok sakta... Vanya too added.....
Stinky waale mamu... Koi hai kya aapka... Kisi ko bataana hai kyaa...ki aapko aag lagaane waale Hain... Vanya asked....
Nhi....vanu..... Aag lagaane ke baad batayenge.....Rehan spoke....
Chodoo.. chodoo.. maine aisa kya kiya...
Aapne hame disturb kiya... Hamaari planning ko disturb kiya... Rehan spoke .....
Aur galti ki sazaa milti hai.... Vanya spoke....
Kaun si galti kaisi planning... Kabir enquired....
Hum naam soch rahein hain.. aur aapne hame disturb kiya... Vanya spoke....
Naam... Kiskaa naam... Kabir enquired puzzled...
Bhai ka.....Rehan added...
Kaun bhai... kaisaa Bhai.....Kabir shouted..
dada se hamaari baat Hui hai woh hamaare liye... Chotu sa.. golu molu saa bhai laa rahein hai...Vanya gave a cheeky smile....
Aur binaa daant waala bhi... Rehan spoke...
Bhai??? Kabir spoke shocked..
Haa bhai... Aur dadaa laa rahe hein.. Rehan spoke.....
Ab jaao yahaa se.. hume naam sochne hain...
Vanu hum hi chale jaate hain stinky mamu will waste time...
Bye stinky mamu... The spoke together...
Holding each other's hands the twins ran inside the house.....
Leaving a gasping Kabir behind....
Bhai??? Dadda la rahein hai.. bhai???
Bhai??????
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