I wake up to the same thing I hear everyday. Concubines having an orgasm. But this time it sounds different. It sounds like Alexis Texas is moaning. A small shock goes through my non-existent nano-penis. I have an erection that is massive but for some reason my male prostitutes laugh at it. They're just jealous that my banana is huge compared to their chicken sausage. I eat my usual breakfast, a bowl of tits and ass. After my wonderful meal, I let my prostitutes touch me while penetrating my ass. It feels wonderful as usual. I let out some gay moans and gasps.

Then I return to stalking my real life anime waifu. We haven't f*cked in a long time and I fap to her undressing while I also ride a monster dildo. After taking a nice long break, I approach my prostitute most recommended by dudes and order her to take her clothing off. I watch as her banana unsheathes and I am raped in the ass a second time.