《Toxic || Lamelo Ball》33
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I was on facetime with Jada.
"Nigga you can eat ass" she said as she flipped the camera off.
"Your ass" I smirked. She sucked her teeth. She's mad because I went off on her for not showing her face in the camera.
"Let me do my damn makeup dick face" She spoke. I threw my phone down and acted like I was throwing a tantrum.
"YOU DON'T NEED MAKEUP RETARD" She finally moved the camera so now her head was in the frame with a dropped jaw.
"I'm getting you cancelled for saying a slur" she said in one of those ugly ass white girl voices.
I laughed. "Suck it bitch"
We talked smack till Zo's gorilla head ass interrupted.
"Dad want's you downstairs along with Gelo for workout" He smirked.
WORKOUT?! I haven't done that shit in months and I definitely did NOT want to start now.
"Nigga why you laughing? You're doing it too" I crossed my arms not wanting to move.
"Who??? I got plans with my child today" He made a clicking noise with his tongue and walked out.
"Lame ass excuse" I mumbled under my breathe as I got up out my rollie chair. If I wasn't downstairs in the next 20 seconds my dad will beat the grown man out of me.
"I'll call you later bae" I told Jada as I hung up.
"Bae?" Jalen repeated as he walked in. He gave me that mom look when they want to know something that technically shouldn't be any of their business.
"Don't worry about it jhit" I told him. Let me let y'all in on a little secret. After I left the pool with Josh, Lamelo called me apologizing and Blah Blah Blah. Moral of the story, we are kind of official now 🤭
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"So, your taken now?" He questioned again.
I completely ignored him and went to the garage to grab a bottle of water.
"Hmh. Does josh know?" He followed.
"Why does he have to know? We aren't together" I shrugged my shoulders.
We are friends. I know we are just friends. But does he know?
Jalen shook his head in disbelief. "Alright Jada. Do what you want. You ruin good things" He walked away. I felt offended by that last part. The fuck he mean by that?
Niggas just mad his girl left his ass.
"Bitch" I said under my breathe.
He was just saying he didn't want me to be with his friend and now all of a sudden, it's the opposite. Boys are annoying.
I decided to call the only person who would actually understand what's going on:
She yelled as she answered the phone.
"Let me tell you sum" I said. She lifted her finger signaling for me to wait so she could put her air pods in.
"Jalen is mad because I'm back with Lamelo and he says I ruin 'good things'" I quoted. She was smacking all up in my ear.
She clapped. I sucked my teeth and she switched to being serious.
She sounded just like my favorite 4th grade teacher. She's the main reason I even have fame towards my name.
"You right you right." I nodded my head making that face.
She flipped her hair and I laughed.
I rolled my eyes playfully "yeah. You want me to put you on?"
She got all excited and started jumping around.
"HAHA- bitch no" I said sternly.
She whined.
"PUSH BOY PUSH!!!" My dad screamed in my ear. I was doing weighted pushups. At first, I was taking that shit like it was nothing but once I got to 94 my arms started BURNING!!
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I wanted to give up and fall flat on my face, but I knew my dad would chew me out.
"Come on melo, don't fucking stop" Gelo said struggling. He was on 103. I don't know how he got up there, but I don't care.
"97, 98, 99, YOU'RE SLOWING DOWN BOY SPEED IT UP!!" My dad yelled louder than before. He was pissing me off cause why are you being so loud?
I got to 100 and stopped. I couldn't possibly push anymore. My arms felt like noodles. I laid flat on the floor as I tried to catch my breath.
"Run." My dad said.
"Run?"
"YOU HEARD ME GET YOUR ASS UP AND RUN!!" He started clapping in my face. Gelo yanked me up by my arm and we started speeding down a hill.
I was running so fast it felt like I was flying. Pro tip: NEVER run full speed DOWN a steep ass hill....
I ended up busting my ass and not just falling but ROLLING down the hill. Once I got to the bottom, I twisted my arm in a way it shouldn't be able to twist.
"FUCK" I screamed in agonizing pain.
"You good lil bro?" Gelo asked thinking I was trying to be funny.
"My arm" I teared up. My dad came jogging to me and asked what's going on.
"He twisted that shit like a pretzel" Gelo joked.
I flipped him off with my working arm and my dad cleared his throat. "To the hospital we go"
Once we got there, I facetimed Jada.
"Is it broken?" She asked trying to hold in her laugh.
"No but I sprained it, so I got to wear whatever this shit is" I said facing the camera toward my arm in a blue wrap.
She busted of laughing with literal tears forming in her eyes. "YOU DUMBASS!!" She said in between gasps of breaths.
"Fuck you bitch" I said annoyed.
"Sorry, sorry, it's just so funny" She wiped a tear rolling down her cheek.
"I hate you" I huffed.
"Be for real. You know you love you sum of me" She did that Debby Ryan hair tuck thing which made her look dumb as fuck.
She spent the next 4 minuets making jokes about my arm, so I hung up on her.
The doctor let me go home and I fell asleep.
to b continued
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