《vani-os》jungli billi in action
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Vani went to shopping mall
They purchased lots of things
B- hmm veeranshu tum yahi pe raho mai bhi aaya
V- gharwali mai tumare saat aaya tha na jaha tum javoge mai bhi wahi avunga
B- veeranshu samjona tum waha nahi aa sakta mai abhi aayi
Saying this she leaves
When she comes back she sees a girl flirting with veer
Girl- chalona baby let's go for a date
Bani pushes the girl
B- tumpe bilkul nahi interest hai usse jao aur koi aur ladke ko doondlo jo tera type ka hai yeh nah tera type ka hai aur nah tumpe koi intrest hai isse
Girl- excuse me tum ho kon
B- tum ho kon jo mere pati se flirt kar rahi ho date pe jaana hai chalo mai bhi aati hoon tumare saat lagta hai tume koi ladka mila nahi issi liye dusron ka pati se flirt kar rahe ho
Girl- oh god yeh shaadi shuda hai never mind
Girl leaves
B- mai abhi aaya
She goes somewhere and comes back after a while
B- yahi kade rahoge yaa ghar jaane ka iradha bhi hai
V- kaha gayi thi
B- kuch kaam tha ab ghar chale
They left to home
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M- bani itna gusse mein kyun ho veer ne kuch kaha hai kya yaa pakka dono jagda Kia hoga
B- nahi meera di veer kaha mujhe kuch kehta hai ki mai upset ho javungi aur ladai tho dhur ki baat hai
M- aww phir kya Hua
B- ek chudial thi jo mood karab kia
M- chudail kon
Meanwhile veer who is passing from there stands there listening to there
B- thi ek chipkali jo mere veeranshu se flirt kar rahi thi mujhe ek baat batavo duniya mein ladke katam ho Gaye kya ki har kisi ko mere veeranshu chahiye aur ek yeh veeranshu ek hai kahega "mai itna hot aur handsome hoon ki har ladki mera deewani hai sweetheart" *imitates him*
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Veer laughs
B- pehle woh mayuri thi phir woh chandhni phir tho woh Monica ab yeh chudial. Jaise ladki shaadi shuda hai pata chalne sindoor aur mangalsutra hota hai ladke ko bhi hota tho pata chalta ki woh sirf mera hai
Meera starts laughing
Bani glares
M- sorry bani tumara kuch nahi ho sakta my bad jo khud se jealous hoti woh kisi se bhi ho sakti hai yaad hai tum rani yaani khud se kaise jealous hoti thi
B- yaad math dilao dii
M- mujhe bata ki hua kya tha
Bani tells what happened in shopping mall
M- aur tumne kya Kia
Flashback
Bani goes to the girl and punches on her eyes and nose
B- ainda dubara mere pati ke taraf dekha na kisi ko bhi dekhne ki layak nahi chodungi samaj aayi ab dafa hoja chudial kahiki
Flashback ends
Meera and veer laughs
Bani glares at meera
M- tum aur tumari pregnancy mood swings pata nahi veer kaise jhel raha hai tujhe bani. tu bahut cute hai yaar
mai chalti hoon
Meera leaves
Veer enters
V- haaye meri jungli billi in action kya punch maari usse
B- tume kaise pata ek minute tum chupke chupke hamari baatein sunn raha tha very bad kisi ke baatein chupke sunna bad manners
V- kisi ka nahi apna gharwali ka sunn raha tha ki woh kitna possesive hai
He kisses her cheek bringing a smile on her face
V- mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itna possesive ho sweetheart
B- haa tho hoona pati dev. Mere ko ek idea aayi aaj ke baad agar koi ladki tumare kareeb aayi na tho tum yeh mere ring hai usse dikha dho aur bol dho ki tum sirf mere ho
V- teek hai bata dunga
B- nahi ek kaam karo tum ek press meet lagao aur uss mein bata dho ki tum shaadi shuda ho aur jaldi baap bhi banne wale ho
V- teek hai sabh karunga
He hugs her
V- jungli billi
B- adi naagin hoon mai
V- teek hai meri naagin
B- mera cheelu
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