V- sweetheart hume pub mein jaana hai

B- pub aur mai bilkul nahi

V- poori baat tho suno gharwali mere friend hai vinay uska na nayi nayi shaadi hui hai tho woh sabh ko party dhe raha hai mere friends ke saari biwiyaa aa raha hai

B- biwiyaa ek ek kitne ladkiyon se shaadi Kia

V- arre gharwali 🤦🏻‍♀️

B- kya

V- kuch nahi plz mere liye chalona apna pati dev ke liye itna tho kar sakte ho tum

B- tum mere veeranshu hi tho haina

V- offcource mai tumara veeranshu hi hoon

B- mujhe tho doubt hai woh kaha itna pyaar se request karta hai

V- 🙄

Bani checks his ring

B- tum mere veeranshu hi ho

V- aur nahi tho sharad malhotra hoon kya

B- ab yeh kon hai

V- tume sharad malhotra nahi pata

B- nahi mujhe buz siddarth malhotra pata hai

V- very bad gharwali

B- baat ko kaha se kaha leke jaa rahe ho tum

V- anyways yeh sabh chodo aur please chalona mere saat please please please sweetheart

B- itna please math bolo avungi mai

V- haa ek aur baat pub mein na lehanga yaa saree pehanke math aana

B- tum mujhe samajte kya ho mr. Veeranshu Singhania mai boli baali aurat nahi hoon ki jo pub mein saree pehanke ghumegi samje

Veer gulps his saliva seeing her jungli billi

V- cool jungli billi cool

Bani glares at him and leaves

****

V- gharwali aur kitni dher lagegi tume tum already beautiful ho. Tumne tho apna adon se iss dil ko pehli nazar mein hi chura liya tume ready hone ki zaroorat hi nahi hai jaldi aao

B- uffo kitne cheezy ho tum mai aayi buz 2 minutes

V- ek ghante se sunn raha hoon 2 minutes kab katam hoga tuamre 2 minutes

B- aayi buz

V- ab tum nahi aayi tho mai

His next word gets struck in his mouth as he see his sweetheart looking all hot in black outfit

Veer is completely lost in his sweetheart that he doesn't hear that she is calling him

His thoughts break as bani shouts veer in his ears

V- haa kya hua

B- mai kab se bula raha hoon kaha kho gayi

Veer pulls her closer

V- tum kitna hot lag rahe ho ki tujh mein kho gaya tha baby

B- yew mujhe baby babes jaisa words bilkul nahi pasand

V- accha tho kya pasand

B- sweetheart aur gharwali pasand hai

V- accha

B- haa chalo ab

V- jaana zaroori hai kya yahi rehte haina saat mein

He said huskily nuzzling her neck

Bani pushes

B- bilkul nahi chalo

She drags him out

Veer follows her keeping a puppy face

****

Vani goes to pub

Boy 1- yeh veer haina

Boy 2- haa bhai waise yeh chic kon hai jo veer ke saat hai

Boy 1- kya pata veer ko tho yeh common hai

Boy 2- Lekin woh shaadi shuda haina ab aur woh apna biwi ke saat aane wala tha

Boy 1 - kayi yeh iska biwi tho nahi

Boy 2- chalo Milte hai veer se

***

V- hey bro

Vinay- hello bro how are you

V- veeranshu Singhania hamesha accha hi rehta hai tu bata kaise ho tum

Vi- I am great bro. Let me introduce you to my wife

Vinay introduces veer to his newly wed wife

V- btw this is mrs. Bani veeranshu Singhania my lovely wife

He introduces bani to all the boys

Boy 1- waise bhai badi mindblowing ladki phasayi tumne

Boy 2- waise veeranshu Singhania shaadi kaise kar liya

Boy 3- tume tho shaadi pe intrest hi nahi tha

V- zindagi hamesha ek flow pe nahi chalta bro. Har insaan ke liye mein ek turning point aati hai. Aur mere liye mein bhi aayi thi jab mai bani ko pehli baar dekha tha aur phir sabh kuch badal gaya

Bani smiles

V- haa mai flirt tho kayi ladkiyon se Kia lekin ishq mujhe sirf meri bani se hua.

Boy 1- wow bro

Vi- chalo guys baatein tho hota rehta hai let's rock the dance floor

Everyone goes to dance floor

Ankh lag jave plays

All the couples dance

V- are you comfortable gharwali

B- offcource yes mere pati jo mere saat hai

Veer smiles

***

V- mai kuch leke aata hoon

Veer leaves the floor

A boy trys to flirt with bani but bani royally ignores him

Meanwhile veer comes back and see them

Boy 1- kya baat hai sweetheart just have a dance with me

B- pehli baat mujhe tumpe koi intrest nahi hai dusri baat mujhe sweetheart bolke sirf mere pati bol sakta chup chap yaha se chale javo warna dazz lungi

Boy gets scared and leaves

Veer smiles

B- mai abhi aayi

Bani leaves the floor

Boy 2- kya baat hai veer tumari wife kaafi hot hai

V- saale mind you tongue warna muh thodunga aur ankhein noch lunga ki kisi ko bhi nahi dekh pavoge

Boy gets scared and leaves as he know veer can do anything as he is cheel

Meanwhile a girl moves close to veer which is noticed by bani

Girl - hello baby kaise ho tum itne din ho Gaye tumse milke yaad hoona mai tume

V- excuse me tum hai kon

Girl- mai yaad nahi hoon tume veer baby

Bani pulls the girl away from veer

B- abey chudail dhur rahe

Girl- excuse me veer baby yeh hai kon

B- pehle baby bolna bandh kar warna teri bolti bandh kar dungi mai

Girl- veer who is this girl

B- woh hoon jinn pe iska Zyaada hak hai iss ka biwi

She hugs veer

B- yeh sirf mera hai aur mai uss ka baat samaj mein aayi

Veer hugs bani

B- mil gayi ishara ab dafa hoja yaha se

The girl stomps her feet and leaves

V- kya baat hai gharwali achanak itna pyaar aur mujhpe hak jama rahi ho

B- hak hai tho dikavungi na.

She hugs him more tightly

B- veeranshu kya hum yaha se jaa sakte hai mujhe accha nahi lag raha hai yaha

V- haa jaise tum kehti ho gharwali

He breaks the hug

V- mai vinay ko batake aata hoon

B- jaldi aana

****

Bani climbs the car and starts shouting

V- bani yeh tum kya kar rahe ho neeche utro

B- mere pyaare praanadh tume pata hai tu kitne acche ho mere veeranshu sabh se accha. Suno saare shehar wale mere veeranshu sabh se accha sabh se pyaara hai aur mai usse bahut bahut nahi bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut zyaada zyaada zyaada pyaar karti hoon haina praanadh

" yeh aise kyun behave kar rahi hai pakka yeh kuch pee liya hai " thought veer

V- bani main accha hoona

Bani nods yes

V- tum mujhse bahut pyaar karti hona

B- bahut nahi bahut bahut bahut bahut zyaada zyaada Zyaada

V- haa wahi karte hona

Bani nods yes

V- tho apna pati dev ka har baat manogi na

Bani nods yes

V- tho neeche utro

B- jaise aap ki aagya mere pati dev

Bani jumps down

V- tumne kya pee liya

B- Maine kya piya Maine tho buz pani pee liya but pani ka taste bahut weird tha lekin bahut accha tha iss liye 3 glasses pee liya

"Oh God lagta hai yeh vodka pee liya ab kya hoga " thought veer

V- chalo ghar chalte hai gaadi mein baito

B- mujhe nahi jaana ghar hum yahi rehte haina

V- bani nahi

Bani starts fake crying

V- kya hua bani tum ro kyun rahe ho

B- mere pati mujhse pyaar nahi karta

V- nahi I do na

B- nahi karta bilkul nahi karta shaadi se pehle sweetheart sweetheart bolke mere peeche padta tha ab tho mujhe bhav bhi nahi detha aaj kal bani bani bolta rehta hai no sweetheart no gharwali. Log such bolte hai ki shaadi ke baad pyaar katam ho jaati hai hawa mein chali jaati

She again starts crying

V- nahi jisne bhi kaha tumse jhut bola gharwali I love you and I will always do that

B- succhi

V- muchi

B- teek hai phir chalo ghar chalte hai

Vani comes back to home

Veer lifts bani to the room

V- gharwali tume bed pe leto mai abhi aaya

B- nahi mujhe nahi letna iss wakth mujhe sirf apna pati dev chahiye please yaha baito mujhe tumse dher saari baatein karni hai jo aaj tak Maine nahi Kia tumse please please please praanadh

V- accha teek hai

He sits beside bani

B- tum kitne accha ho veer kitna pyaar karte ho mujhe lekin mai samaj nahi paayi bahut late kar diya Maine tum tho mujhe satya yug mein hi pyaar kar diya lekin mai uss dhabewale ch ch ch tab woh dhabewale nahi tha woh adi naag tha tab bhi kamina tha jo mai jaan nahi paayi aur apna haat se apna sucha pyaar ko maar diya mai

She cups veer's face and starts crying

V- aree gharwali jo hua so hua ab mai tuamre samne hoon zinda

B- haa tum mere samne ho. Phir kya haa uss namune naag ke liye mai khud ko maar diya. Waise dhabewale aaj bhi namune hai. Uska personality dekha kabhi naag kam earthworm zyaada lagta hai suka hua naag hai woh adi naag nahi ada naag hai jo dimag mein aur size mein ada hai

Bani giggles

Veer laughs

B- kitna bewakoof hai woh uska har plan flop hi hota hai 🤣🤣🤣

Kair uska chod hum kya baat kar rahe the haa yaad aayi phir hum kali yug mein aayi aur mai tumse nafrat Kia veeranshu mujhe laga ki tumne meri noor ko maar diya tume jail bhejna chahti thi lekin nahi hua phir mujhe satya yug ka sabh yaad aayi aur mai tumse aur zyaada nafrat Kia. Jay se shaadi bhi tumari wajah se karne jaa rahi thi meera dii se tumari shaadi rokne asal mein kali yug mein uss suka naag ko mai kabhi pyaar nahi Kia. Mai sirf tumse pyaar Kia

Veer smiles

B- tho phir mujhe laga ki satya yug mein jo hua woh phirse hua tumne jay ko maar diya iss liye mai tume samajke tumare bhai teer ko maara nah nah Maine nahi maara mujhe laga mai maara lekin mai nahi maara. Phir tum mujhse jabardasti shaadi Kia pata hai Maine tume bahut kosa saat pehre lete wakth

V- kosa tho mai bhi tha kyonki mujhe laga tum mere bhai ka kaatil hai

B- shayad issi liye hamesha koi problem aati rehti hai hamari life mein. Phir woh morni aayi hamari life mein jisse jay ne bheja. Phir woh bhi wapas aaya tab mujhe realise hua ki main galat thi phir bhi mai tumse naraz hoti thi tumpe chillati thi gussa karti thi. Tum itna accha ho ki inn sabh ke bawajoot tum mujhe protect Kia tume lagta tha ki mai teer ko maara tumne kaha u hates me phir bhi tum mujhe protect Kia. Tum itne acche ho shayad iss liye tumse nafrat karte hue bhi tume maar nahi paayi ulta tume bachaya. Tume pata hai woh shakura kitna kamina tha woh mujhe hurt Kia mujhe maarne ka dhamki diya mujhe marna ka koshish Kia mere kareeb aaya yaha tak ki washroom ke andar bhi gussa jab mai dress change kar rahi thi

V- saala itna kuch Kia kaash mai usse phirse maar detha apna haat se

B- tum uske jaise nahi ho bahut acche ho tum meri izat karte ho meri parva karte ho mai tuamre biwi hoon lekin kabhi tum iss baat ka faida nahi utaya kabhi apna hak nahi jataya kabhi jabardasti nahi Kia tum bahut acche ho

She pulls his cheeks

B- phir tum mujhe uss gadar ka kuda se bachaya tume pata tha jay accha nahi hai iss liye tum mujhe usse milne se mana Kia but mai tume phirse galat samji ek minute matlab uss din woh such mein mujhe kabu kia

V- haa aur mujhe pinjare mein bandh Kia tha shakura ko bhi wahi bheja

B- tu pehle bataya kyun nahi

V- batata tho tum mujhpe yaakein karta

B- cholly lekin pata hai pehli baar Maine tumari achai uss jungle mein dekha jab mujhe pata chala ki tumne mujhe bachaya bachpan mein

V- bachpan mein

B- haa woh choti cute bacchi mai tho jisse tumne bachaya mai uss din bahut kho diya apna life mein apna parivaar apna bachpan apni maa sabh kuch

Veer hugs bani and consoles her

Bani breaks the hug

B- ek secret batavu uss ladke jo tumne bachaya woh jay tha

V- uff yeh tho paap kar diya mai saale ko nahi bachana chahiye tha marne detha. Waise yeh motu patlu kaise ban gaya

Bani laughs

B- pata hai uss pal se sabh badal gaya mai pigalne lagi meri nafrat mit gayi phir tume aur tumare parivaar ko meri asliyat pata chala phir tumari maa aayi hamari life mein phir mai tumare andar chupa hua cute se bacche ko dekh liya tha jo masoom hai dil se Saaf aur accha hai uss din mujhe realise hua ki mai kitni galat thi. Phir pata nahi chala mai kab tumpe barosa karne lag gayi aur dhere dhere tumse pyaar bhi ho gaya. Dar lagne laga ki mai tume kona doon lekin tum bahut bure ho bahut bure

V- ab tak tho acche bol rahi thi ab kya hua

B- nahi tum bure ho mai tho tume apna dil ki baat kehne wali thi tume ring dene wali thi lekin tumne mujhe galat samja mujhe hurt Kia 😭🥺 but Maine tume manaya lekin tum mujhe bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya seeda keech ke gaya waha se phir sabh teek tha hum ek ho Gaye the lekin tum mujhe chodke uss chandni ke paas chala gaya usse shaadi karne jiski wajah se mujhe uss dhabewale se shaadi ka natak karna pada 😭🥺 phir tum wapas aaya markhat mar gayi mai tume wapas teek Kia sabh accha tha phir tum mujhe bhul gayi matlab hadh hai biwi ko kon bulta hai

She starts beating him with pillows

B- mai tumari naukrani hoon stalker hoon gale padne wali ladki hoon chipku hoona u idiot tumne meri jaan nikaal diya tha ainda tum mujhe bulne ki galati math karo warna iss baar mai hi maar dungi tume baat samaj mein aayi

Veer gulps his saliva

V- haa aayi na kabhi nahi bhulunga

Bani hugs veer

B- tum itne acche kyun ho veeranshu aur itna pyaar karte ho mujhse ki tumare pyaar meri nafrat ko bhi mita diya. Pata nahi chala ki tumse nafrat karte karte pyaar kab karne lag gayi itna pyaar ki tumare liye apni jaan dhe bhi sakti hoon aur kisi ka bhi jaan le sakti hoon tum bahut acche ho praanadh.

Veer smiles

B- veeranshu I love you bahut bahut bahut zyaada

Veer reciprocates the hug

V- jaanti hoon gharwali aur mai bhi tumse bahut zyaada pyaar karta hoon aur mai tume kabhi hurt nahi karunga promise

B- jaanti hoon

She falls asleep in his arms

Veer carefully makes her sleep and sleeps beside her cuddling her in his arms

****

Bani wakes up and holds her head and she feels so pain

B- yeh ho kya raha hai mujhe

V- good morning gharwali

B- good morning gharwala

V- lo yeh pee lo

B- kya hai yeh

V- lemonade tumne kal galati se vodka pee liya na hangover ho gayi iss liye yeh pee lo you will feel better

Bani drinks it calmly

B- waise veeranshu Maine kuch galat nahi Kia na

V- haa kiana bahut kuch Kia tume. You kissed me phir tumne mujhe seduce karne ki koshish Kia and hamare beech sabh kuch ho gaya jo hona chahiye tha.

Veer teases her

He thought she will get upset and cry but for his surprise she do something else.

B- koi baat nahi Maine tho apna pati ko hi kiss Kia and jo bhi hua acha hi Hua woh tho hona hi tha Maine kuch galat nahi Kia

Veer gets shocked

V- gharwali mujhe nahi pata tha tum aise ho mai tho mazak kar raha tha hamare beech aise kuch nahi Hua tha

B- jaanti hoon kyonki mai apna pati ko bahut acche se jaanti hoon woh nashe mein mere faida kabhi nahi uta sakta hai

Veer smiles

B- ab batao kya hua tha.

V- buz tum ek ladki ko bahut acche se suna diya jo mere kareeb aane lagi thi aur khud pe apna hak jataya phir apna pyaar ka izhar Kia phir woh sabh bataya jo apna dil mein rakha hai aaj tak

B- hmm lekin veeranshu Maine jo kaha woh sabh nashe mein kaha tha tho mai poore hosh mein tumse kehna chahti hoon ki mai tumse bahut pyaar karthi hoon I love you veeranshu

Bani smiles and hugs him

Veer reciprocates the hug.