Y/n hey!

Hi.. And then what? Then we'll become close...then we'll talk from morning to night, then we'll have a relationship. Then we'll plan for our future... Then ultimately you'll marry someone else! And leave me! So NOT.. NO! Hi... Get lost

I-

Cultured man I see

You have my attention now

I'm Jungkook!

Elaborate pls

Yoongi's friend

I can't believe thisss hoe did you get my insta ID!! I missed y'all

How*

Nothing just, I'm a hacker

Want me to hack your heart too baby gorilla? *licks lip*

Yes sir *looks at you with lustful eyes*

Woah that escalated quick 😨

😂😂

Broo I want to meet others so baddd

Woh I just got an idea

👂👂

Lemme create it firstt

Pls not another gc! After eating that shit I feel sick

Hyung you ate shit? You know it's not for eating right?

I'm talking about the dish Namjoon made! It.. It TASTED LIKE USED CONDOMS!

It was my first time ok! I'll do better next time

You have tasted used condoms before?

Um.. Namjoon last time you almost burn the whole building

Guys.. Y/n's here..

....

Y/n!! We missed you 🥰😇

Ew

Emojis

I HAVE NEVER EVER TASTED AN USED CONDOM BEFORE DON'T BELIEVE THEM

Hey Y/n

Lmao if Yoongi was here he would be like 'Namjoon stop flirting'

Say who's in the gc anyway

You, me, Y/n, hobi hyung, Jin hyung and Jimin

That's hyung for you! I was born in busan first

Wbu V? :(

I intentionally forget to add him

Wut

Y/n why are you so quite?

You guys change topic every 5 seconds 💀 it's hard to keep up with y'all

Y/n? Who's that beach

Your mom b Your pa b Your sis b Your whole family b 🤬

Woah calm down I was just quoting

My baby sister name is also y/n

Woah that's cool. She must be pretty like me too

Nah she ugly asf lol

Shut up! 😡 no one calls her that except me

Wah~~ you're so protected towards your sister. Man how I wish I had a brother like you

Thankyou you seem nice too

That would be funny if they are actually siblings 😂

How's your evening y/n? ☺

Not good :( MY STUPID BROTHER ALWAYS NAG AT ME

Must be an asshole!

I think everyone forget about me and Jin :/

I was doing my skincare idk abt jimin

SIR TELL ME YOUR SKIN CARE ROUTINE!! I WILL CHERISH YO TOE 4EVER

Calm down my daughter calm down

Ok zaddy chill 😳🤒

...um

JHOPE STOP CRYING SHE WAS JUST KIDDING

Oh my soft boi I see

Is that Yoongi lmaoo send more

Tf 💀😭 bro it's more like cursed pics

He low-key looks good ngl

Oh you meant you want his tHoSe piCs hUh 🌚

Huh-

These are from the photoshoot he did once

he was making a cute face so I clicked it secretly xD 8th wonder of world

Our hyung is really precious 💗 protecc him at any cost

— ' —

Your breathe got stucked by his beauty.. Yoongi.. He was ethereal. You just wanted to keep looking and wanted time to stop. You could look at his face all day long and never get tired

Because.. He was Min Yoongi... The Min Yoongi

Quick snap out of it! You slapped your already red cheeks and focused on the chats again

He's handsome

Hehe ikrr my hyung is the best!

I'm still here you know! (눈‸눈)

Y/n?

Yes zaddy no. 2?

Assuming you're not a soft boi ;)

Do you like Yoongi hyung?

And then you choked on your hakuna matata