Fuck this world, it's shit. I wanna die. You, me, everyone's a bitch

Jungkook Language

Sexual intercourse this world, it's ye defecation. I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art female dog

Jungkook what happened?

They ran out of banana milk again..

I'm seriously so done with y'all 😑

Btw guys am I the only one or Yoongi hyung was smiling today?

I was thinking the same!!

Remember how he asked what to gift a girl? Must be a gurl matter

Istg if it's his ex...imma chop his chilly pepper and feed it to rats

For the first time, I agree with Jimin

Wait lemme add Tae quick back and discuss with him

Hobi added Taehyung in bts

You son of a bitch

Or maybe not...

*Sighs* what did you do this time? You know his anger issues right?

...actually it was me 👉👈 I tried to sneak into his phone to see if he has any pic of his sister

Why am I not surprised -_-

It's not my fault ok! He doesn't introduce his sister to us!

I agree

Woah

I just got a super duper idea

What idea?

Wait lemme kick yoongi out first

Wow and he wouldn't suspect anything

Hyung it's not like he even cares to read the messages unless someone's dying

Lol trueee

So the plan is...

Lets sneak into his phone when he's not around!

....

Are you kicking him out or should I?

Come on! It's not that bad

And if someone have a problem with it.. Feel free to share your idea then

I agree with hobi hyung

You traitor!

Me too

Yea me too

Ughhh fine! But if it doesn't work I'll tell Yoongi everything!

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Yoongi was sleeping peacefully until his friends barged in. They demanded for snacks, Yoongi agreed not because he wanted to spend time with them but wanted them to go away and let him enjoy his sleep..so when Yoongi was out of the room they quickly grabbed his phone

Woah it really is a girl!

Jungkook stob it

Lemme talk to her!

Me too

Um.. Yoongi? Are you on drugs?

OH MY GOD SHE REPLIED

SHE'S A MEMER LIKE ME

Hey gurl you single I single why don't we mingle (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞

Ok that's not Yoongi. Who dis?

Long story short! We are Yoongi's friend~ nice to meet you

Oh

What's my name in his contact list?

It says 'Alien 👽'

What! HOW DARE HE!

What are your relationship with him?

Jimin! You'll scare her!

Uh.. We are friends ig..;-;

Oh shoot! He's back!

Quick! Delete all the messages!!

See you soon girl!! 😘

Hyung! Stop flirting

Just how many of you are talking to me... ;-;-

How many what Y/n?

Yoongi?

Yes?