Your family was back and the first thing you did was, to search the shopping bags if your mom has brought anything for you

Anyways, after getting fed up by ice-cream you decided to have some chit chat with your Grumpy old man

How's my old man doin'? 😩💓

I thought I blocked you

And stop calling me that! I'm not old!

Proof or it didn't happen

I'm not going to send my pic to some locals like you 🙄

Beach

What are you? Some idol or maybe secret mafia?

Or son of a bitch?

Rich* CEO?

You read fanfictions way too much

Heh 🌚

Wait how do you know?

Unless ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You wanted my pic right? Here you go

I have better memes 🙄

No but for real, why don't you show yourself?

Are you dat uGLy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Look I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying who knows you could go to the vet and nobody would question you XD

Jokes on you

I don't know you, you're a stranger

Oh really 😡 why don't you just

block me?

I can't

Aww 😍💅 Boy in luv?

I can't because you know way too much

....

Anyways! Let's get to know

each other!

I'm Kim Y/n, 23 years on earth, bisexual. A uni student. Location? In yo heart 🌚

You gay?

Anyways my turn, Birth name is Min Yoongi, Known as Suga, people call me lil meow meow but i prefer Agust D. Age 25 years old.

Woah..Now that I think of it, mine wasn't that bad

You jobless? 💀

Shut up

Anyways! The hii hello is done, let's get to see your face~~

Why are you so eager to see my face?

You paused for a moment...Why am I so eager? It's just some random dude..Why am I being like this? You shook your thoughts away and quickly typed a message

So that I'll know you're not some 69 years old perverted man?

Understandable

Satisfied?

Oh daddy