About yesterday...What do you know so far?

That you are a grumpy old man with amnesia ☺

Cut the crap and answer my question

And for your kind information, I'm not what you think I am

*Gasp* ohmygod what are you? Jaywhypee? 😍😍 I'm a big fan!!

Onionhaseyo oparr! Nomu nomu joahae!!

I don't know much but your ex dumped you because her sister saw your ding ding dong

And you used to have wet dreams about her mother

Fuck

Oh and one more thing that you

Stfu now

Oh then you agree you used to have wet dreams about your

ex's mother 🌚

Bye

Whatt we just started chatting 😩

Jack! Come back!

Oh you're really gone

Fine! Take care! 💞 and don't forget to have wet dreams about me 🌚

Sweet* damn auto correct these days... Smh

Yoongi saved your contact name as 'alien 👽'

Without knowing Yoongi chuckled reading your messages from notifications. This person is so weird..