"DEKU?!?!?!"

"K-Kacchan..." The rest of Class 3-A's heads whipped to the doors so fast, Izuku and his friends were surprised that they didn't get whiplash.

"Deku?!" Uraraka gasped.

"U-U-Urarak-ka..." Izuku panted, inwardly cringing at the use of his former nickname.

"Deku, is that really you?" Iida asked, everyone in the class hoping it was true.

"Y-Yeah..." Everyone, minus Izuku and his friends, sharply inhaled. They didn't believe it. After two years, he just shows up at their dorms.

"Who are your...friends?" Kaminari eyes them suspiciously. Izuku and his friends realized that they didn't yet notice their injuries so they decided to play it up a bit.

"Ugh..." Haley groaned and clutched her side, and David decided to fake limp to her side.

"Hey, Haley...you okay...?" He strained his voice on purpose.

"I-I'm f-f-fine..." She swayed on her feet and semi-collapsed onto David's shoulders. This time, David grunted.

"O-Ow..." The class snapped out of their shock.

"Oh my god!" Mina fussed, "Are you guys okay?!" Everyone rushed forward towards each person, finally noticing their injuries.

"Deku?!" Momo rushed over to his side, "What happened to you guys?!"

"V-Villains." Izuku stuttered. God damn it, He thought as Momo and his former classmates guided them over to the couches which had been replaced. I hate this... They still call me by my old nickname, I mean, I guess I can't blame them... Izuku noticed Todoroki and Bakugou hanging towards the back, looks of shame, and guilt swamped their faces. I...I feel bad... No! He cheated on you! Don't feel bad for him.

"Villains?!" Kaminari freaked.

"Y-Yeah..." Thomas panted.

"Somebody get Mr. Aizawa!" Shoji yelled.

"Right, I'll get him." Todoroki volunteered. Izuku could see his American friends narrow their eyes at him and Bakugou.

"What happened?" Momo made bandages and started bandaging the group on the couch.

"Well-" Izuku got cut off when the dorm door opened to reveal Mr. Aizawa and Principle Nezu.

"Midoriya!" Principle Nezu exclaimed though he was calmer than everyone else. Mr. Aizawa just stood there, not saying a word.

"What happened, problem child?" He finally spoke.

"Well,-" Izuku got cut off again, but this time by David.

"We got attacked by villains!" Izuku glared at him, subtly. David shrank back in his seat. I just wanted to speed things up. He thought.

"Villains?" Nezu asked.

"Y-Yeah." Izuku reminded himself to stutter more, Good, it doesn't look like anyone picked up on it yet. The friends agreed to stop their act after half an hour, and it had already been ten minutes.

"Tell me exactly," Mr. Aizawa emphasized the word. "what happened."

"W-Well," Izuku began. "We left the dorms-"

"Wait..." Tokoyami interrupted. "Why were you already at the dorms?"

"Oh! We're the new transfer students!" Haley beamed as much as she could without giving anything away.

"You guys are the new...transfer students?" Uraraka asked.

"Yeah," Jake confirmed.

"Anyway," Thomas ignored them, picking up where Izuku left off. "We left the dorms to explore more of Tokyo when we ran into a group of villains. They attacked, we took down most of them before we got too overwhelmed and somehow escaped."

"Okay," Nezu scratched his chin. "What did they look like? Maybe we can identify who they are."

"Sure," David agreed. "There were a lot of villains, though, so I didn't get a good look at most of them."

"It's fine," Mr. Aizawa was getting impatient.

"Well, I remember that there was a male with short blue hair and his quirk had something to do with earthquakes-"

"Fire," Daisy shot him a glare.

"Yeah, sorry, his quirk was something with shooting flames. A person who could make earthquakes. I don't remember what gender they were, but they had long-"

"Short," This time Jake sent him a glare. He's going to fuck this up... The group of friends on the couch thought simultaneously.

"Anyways, there was a blonde girl who was just spouting facts. I think she has an analyzing quirk." Thank god he got at least one right. Haley sighed. Why do I have such an idiotic boyfriend? A stupid, idiotic, boyfriend. A stupid, cute, idiotic, boyfriend. "Another blonde girl was there, too. She was like a cat. She could jump from place to place." The group mentally face-palmed and Daisy coughed. That was for the brown-hair boy... David seemed to realize that he messed up, but covered it up by pausing to look at the people in the room.

"Continue..." Mr. Aizawa gestured for him to continue. But before he could start again, Nezu looked at the clock mounted on the wall.

"I'm sorry, but I must leave. Please inform me of all of the information that was provided." And Nezu walked out of the dorms after a quick nod from Mr. AIzawa.

"Well, there was another brown-haired boy. He looked fine when he was standing next to the person who could shoot flames. So I think his quirk is being able to withstand intense temperatures-"

"Oh my god!" Daisy stood up.

"What?" The class and two adults were confused. He was just telling us about the villains. Why is she mad?

"You- How?!" She screeched.

"Hey, chill." David put his hands up, knowing what she was talking about. The rest of the class and the teachers were still thoroughly confused. "How was I supposed to remember all of that?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you're the one who fucking came up with the names and quirks!" This just made the others even more confused.

"Daisy," Jake tried calming her down. "Just calm down."

"Oh, you're going to get it," Daisy growled. A few seconds later, Jake was fighting along with them.

"Don't even bother..." Izuku muttered. The attention turned towards him. "Daisy's already pissed at David and Jake. Remember when they accidentally got spray-paint her favorite jacket earlier today?" Haley and Thomas nodded, looks of understanding dawned on their faces.

"Aren't you going to do something?" Uraraka asked, eyeing the bickering trio.

"Nah." Thomas took out his phone.

"What did she mean by you came up with the quirks?" Todoroki asked. The group glared at him, causing him to shrink back a little.

"Nothing..." Haley said after a while of contemplating. They're going to find out either way.

"It wasn't my fucking idea to pretend to be attacked by villains!" David spat.

"I wasn't the one who fucking agreed." Jake shot back.

"You're both idiots. You got spray-paint on my FAVORITE FUCKING JACKET!" Daisy's hands shook.

"I'm not the one who leaves their shit laying around while we're fucking using spray-paint, dumbass." David glared.

"Oh, I'm the dumbass." Daisy tackled David, fury clear in her eyes.

"Yeah. You are." Not helping, Jake. Izuku mentally facepalmed. Sometimes his boyfriend was just so stupid. Before any of the other students and teachers could react, Daisy was full-on fist fighting with both Jake and David.

"You BITCH!" David yelled. "Didn't I tell you to NOT TOUCH THE FOREHEAD?!" David lunged at Jake. A large scratch that was drawing blood was clear going from the left side of his forehead to his right temple.

"You're big ass forehead is the thing you could be the least worried about." Daisy evilly smirked. She grabbed David's wrist and judo-flipped him, snapping his wrist in the process, purposely.

"You're going to pay for that." David summoned one hunting knife in the hand that wasn't broken, not guns like he would usually do since it was close-combat and he didn't want to kill them and charged Daisy and Jake. The class was just watching the exchange horrified.

"Aren't you going to do something?!" Mina shrieked.

"Nah..." Izuku calmly got a lollipop out of god knows where, and took off the wrapper, casually sucking on it as if three of his friends weren't fighting to the death in front of him.

"What do you think?" Thomas ignored the confused and horrified stares he was getting.

"I think it's going to be another five." Haley looked up from her phone.

"Really?" Izuku asked. "I think it's going to be another ten. Thomas?"

"Hmm...I guess maybe two? They aren't too riled up this time." The class gaped. Not the riled up?!

"HOW FUCKING OFTEN DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN?!" Bakugou yelled over the noise. The class awaited the answer, though they didn't really want to know considering what the three friends had already revealed.

"About three times a week," Izuku said.

"THREE TIMES A WEEK?!" Uraraka couldn't believe it. What happened to you Deku...?

"Yeah, sometimes more, sometimes less," Haley observed the fight before her. "Do you guys want to stop them?"

"I dunno," Thomas looked at the three. "Sure, if we have class tomorrow, you still need to learn, I'm talking to you, Haley."

"Why are you concerned about her?!" Kaminari asked.

"Well, you'll see," Izuku said vaguely. "A few hours?"

"Maybe..." Haley was still looking at the fight. "They are moderate this time and after this morning, I guess it would be about 5 hours?"

"O-" Thomas got cut off by Ojiro.

"This morning?"

"Oh, yeah. The reason your dorms were so fucked up when you got back was because these three got into another fight about dorms or something." Izuku waved it off. The class and Mr. Aizawa were stunned. Did Deku just cure?!

"K-Kero. D-Did you just curse?!" Tsu's eyes were practically popping out of their sockets.

"Uh," Izuku looked back at them. I guess there goes the 'innocent cinnamon roll' thing. Eh, it was going to happen sooner or later. "Yeah, so what?"

"So what?" Todoroki questioned. This isn't the Mirdoryia I know.

"What..." Izuku eyed Todoroki. It looked like he was having a battle in his head. I want to forgive him... He looks so guilty, and if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have met David, Daisy, Jake, or Haley. But, he did break your heart... He did cheat on you... I'll ask Jake later. I think I'll stay neutral right now. "I curse often now. It's like a habit." He shrugged.

"E-Everyday?" Uraraka choked on her words.

"Yeah, that's what often means? God, did you turn deaf from Bakugou's big ass explosions?"

Bakugou? The class thought simultaneously. What happened to Kacchan? Bakugou looked pained but deep down he understood why. His boyfriend did cheat on him with me...I guess that get's rid of that name... To be honest, Bakugou was going to miss it.

"About time?" Thomas checked the time.

"Yeah." Izuku agreed. Everyone was snapped out of their thoughts, now faced with another mystery. What are they talking about? and What about the fighting friends in the middle of the dorms?

"Who wants to do the honors?" Haley looked at the three.

"Ooh!" Thomas jumped up and down, "I want to do it! I haven't done it in forever."

"You're such a kid." Izuku laughed. "Do the honors." Thomas grinned and summoned a gun.

"WOAH!" Mr. Aizawa shouted. The students were shocked. He never displayed this much emotion before. "What are you doing with that?"

"Nothing!" Thomas cheekily said and cocked the gun. Everyone eyed the gun nervously. Izuku and Haley didn't seem bothered, so why should they be?

"Hurry up!" Izuku whined.

"Shut your mouth, Izu." Thomas rolled his eyes. Izu? Most of Class 3-A thought. Does he not go by Deku? Thomas pointed the gun at the three fighting figures.

"STOP!" The class screamed. Ma. Aizawa lunged for the gun, extending his capture weapon. Thomas ignored their shouts and moved to shoot the gun, but at the last second he pointed the gun up. Milliseconds after he pulled the trigger, Mr. AIzawa confiscated the weapon.

"What were you thinking?!" Mr. Aizawa moved to put the gun away, but it disappeared.

"Chill, I just stopped them." Thomas gestured to Daisy, Jake, and David all standing side by side chatting like nothing happened.

"How?"

"Easy, we all have a signal that tells the people to stop fighting."

"Interesting." Mr. Aizawa looked back at Thomas. "But tell me next time you are going to do something like that." He just nodded.

"Okay, I'm up." Haley stood up, followed by Izuku. "Come to mama you little dipshits." The three laughed but lined up in front of her. Their injuries were pretty bad considering how long they were fighting.

"Thanks," David said after Haley healed Daisy and Jake as well as the last of his wounds. Haley muttered an incoherent 'you're welcome' before promptly passing out into Izuku's arms.

"Okay, she said about 5 hours. So, let's go put her in her dorm." Izuku carried Haley, bridal style, and started for the hallway with the rest of them where the dorms were.

"Wait!" Tokoyami called after him. Izuku turned, eyebrow raised. "What did Daisy, was it? Anyway, what did she mean when she said it was your idea to pretend to be attacked by villains?"

"Oh, that." Izuku smiled sheepishly. "This was all a prank. We didn't get attacked by villains. It was just to get a good kick out of you guys." With that, the six of them left, leaving behind a very confused class 3-A and Mr. AIzawa who were both thinking very different thoughts.

What happened to you?

I hate my job.