"YEH SHUUUUUUUHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

But even before Shuhua could answer, her unnie already kicked her bedroom door open, stomping angrily at the other girl, trying to intimidate Shuhua with her size, but she was the same size from the door to Shuhua's face.

"YOU!" Her unnie growls. "I just bought this body wash three days ago!" Her Minnie unnie says, shaking the bottle in her dongsaeng's cute face "And now it's like halfway gone!"

"Unnie..." Shuhua whines cutely "I have a girlfriend now. I need to take longer baths so I can smell good for a long time."

Her unnie growls once again, and then she sees the mess inside her sister's room, crumpled papers everywhere...

"What happened here?"

"Oh... This..." Shuhua proudly holds out a paper bouquet of flowers. "I spent all night trying to make it... Isn't it pretty?"

"Geez... Have some pride in yourself, could you? If you want to take a longer bath, do it for yourself, not for the sake of your pretend girlfriend."

"She's not my pretend girlfriend." Shuhua pouts "Sooshu is real."

Minnie raised her non-existent brow. "Sooshu?"

"That's our pairing name."

"You get more ridiculous by the day..."

"I'm ridiculous? How about you girl who keeps stalking that zombie cheerleader.... ACK!!!!"

Minnie might be small but she's feisty, and nothing gets her in a berserk mode than someone talking smack about her future wife.

"HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR FUTURE SISTER IN LAW!!!!!"

"SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST!!!"

Minnie throws Shuhua to the floor, annoyed that her younger sister had a good point.

"Well, this is my year that she's finally going to know."

"You say that every year but nothing happens... unnie... c'mon..."

Shuhua clenches her sister's arms, bending down so she could stare intently in her sister's eyes. "This should be the Yeh sisters year of love... I have Soojin and you have Miyeon..."

"Yeh sisters year of love?"

"Yes... unnie... our year of love..." Shuhua picks up her bag and the bouquet of paper roses she made...

****

Soojin's eyes formed narrow slits at the first person she saw in the morning.

"What are you doing here?" Soojin says harshly, not even making an effort to be nice.

"I'm walking you to school. Like the good girlfriend that I am..." Shuhua says in delight not really picking up Soojin's hint... "I made this for you."

Soojin's eyes darted at the mess of paper in Shuhua's hand. She should just throw it on the ground and stomp on it, she's pretty sure Shuhua's heart is going to break and then she will leave her alone.

But she saw the glint of innocence and hope in Shuhua's eyes when she took the flowers, and even she wasn't cruel enough to hurt that.

"Thanks..."

"Read the note... read the note..." Shuhua says excitedly

"I love you until the last one die..." Soojin didn't get the logic of this, but of course she was talking about Shuhua, the girl obviously doesn't have logic. "It's a paper bouquet, it won't die."

"That's the point." Shuhua giggles "Because my feelings for you are forever."

Soojin just sighs heavily... Truth was, she has never been in a relationship before, dates yes but relationship never. Her friends say her standards were way too high, and she takes pride in that but look what happened now?

Shuhua was about to reach out for Soojin's hand, but before she could try anything, Soojin beat her to it, moving her hand away from Shuhua.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm trying to hold your hand."

"No... you can't."

"But you're my girlfriend... It's a MUST to hold hands." Shuhua reasons out...

"No... it's not... where did you get that idea?"

"In anime..."

"Anime isn't real."

Even Shuhua has to agree to that, she has to rethink her strategy to find a way to hold Soojin's hand.

"In K-dramas?"

Soojin wonders why she even bothers arguing with this kid. "They aren't real either."

But this time, Shuhua had a counter attack for Soojin.

"But they're real people and they're just playing pretend like us but still they hold hands, they even kiss... So, if that's the case then it means that we have to hold hands too."

Seo Soojin was stunned for a moment, confused on how to get away from this logic...

"You know what, Shuhua? I'm sorry but we can't do this anymore."

"I know I'm tired of walking... let's ride the metrorail..."

"No..." Soojin slaps her forehead so hard... this girl was just giving her a headache... "No... I meant this relationship..."

There was that heartbreaking look, tears brimming on those puppy eyes once again.

"But why? I'm a good girlfriend?" Shuhua reasons out... "Maybe I should just tell the world that it's over..."

Shuhua takes out her phone...

"Good idea..." Soojin sighs in relief, thankful that it is all over.

"And then when Amber sees this post..."

The thought of Amber creeping on her again gave Soojin the creeps again...

"She will ask me, and I'll tell her we're over and it's her chance to win your heart again."

Oh the horror of Amber trying to get it on with her was enough to give Soojin nightmares.

"No.no.no.no.no.no" Soojin pleads... "Please don't do that..."

Shuhua was smirking to herself...

"So, between her or him and me? Who do you choose, unnie?"

"You.. you... ok? I choose you." Soojin says desperately before Shuhua could twit it out to the world.

Soojin looked surprised as Shuhua started to giggle...

"What's so funny?" Soojin says in wonder.

"You said I choose you... Like I'm your pokemon... Shuhua, I choose you..." Shuhua says in a pokemon voice before giggling once again.

"Why you lil..." Soojin growls...

"I am Soojin's pokemon!" Shuhua then gasps happily at the thought "That should be my new username... Jinjin's pokemon..."

This little child was torturing her to the very core, but Soojin knows arguing with her would be very pointless. She should just play fire with fire...

"Fine... I'm going to hold your hand..."

Shuhua let out an excited squeal reaching out for Soojin's hand.

"But wait..." Soojin quickly pulls away, quickly making Shuhua's happy face turn into a sad pout "In one condition..."

"What?"

"Ummmm...ahhhh... well..." Seo Soojin thought of a surefire way that Yeh Shuhua couldn't touch an inch of her "You have to tell me all the names of the members of AKB48"

Shuhua's jaw dropped at how ridiculous this was...

"Hu-what?! But they have like a million members!"

"No... just 48..."

"But still that's pretty close... don't you know it took me a month to memorize all the members of girls' generation?!"

"Then, I guess it will take you forever before you can hold my hand..."

"I will hold your hand!" Shuhua says in full determination.

This time it was Soojin who was smirking confidently... she wins this round...

For now...

****

There were only two things that were interesting in school for Yeh Shuhua... Seo and Soojin... and now that she's her girlfriend (well, she claims her to be) it did get her more interested in going to school, but the times that they're apart it's when it's so boring for Shuhua.

"What club are you joining Yuqi?"

"Ummm... glee club I think... How about you?"

"Ummm... I don't know..." Shuhua shrugs... "What club is my girlfriend in?"

Yuqi remains quiet, not knowing how to respond to it...

Shuhua slaps her forehead "I'm such a horrible girlfriend... I don't know the things that my girlfriend likes to do"

Shuhua then takes out her rilakkuma notebook and starts scribbling in it... It was enough to surprise Yuqi because even in class, Shuhua didn't take notes...

"What are you writing?"

"It's my list of things to know about unnie..."

"Oh..."

"Yeah..." Shuhua smiles... "I know your sister is just forced to be with me... So, I'm like thinking if I put more effort and do the things she likes then maybe she would like me back..."

Yuqi could clearly see and feel how sincere Shuhua was with her sister, and if Shuhua wasn't such a kid, Yuqi had to admit that her sister would be lucky to be loved by someone like Shuhua.

Maybe that's what she should do, help Shuhua win her sister's heart.

"OMO!!!!"

Yuqi has never seen Shuhua this excited, other than the time when Shuhua went to their home and accidentally saw her unnie wrap in a towel.

"Look!" Shuhua drags Yuqi over to the food lovers club. "Hi! Me and my sister in law want to sign up for this club..."

Shuhua told the skinny girl all slouch up behind the food lover's club booth.

"Just sign up here..." The girl happily pointed to her clipboard... "Oh hey Yuqi-yah... looking more and more like Soojin aren't you?"

Shuhua's ears quickly perked up at the sound of her girlfriend's name.

"You know Soojin?"

"Oh, are you the famous Yeh Shuhua I'm hearing so much about these days?"

Shuhua points to herself in surprise "I'm famous?"

"Of course... if you are dating Seo Soojin you are obviously going to be famous."

Shuhua let out a proud smile. "Yes... she's my girlfriend..."

"This is Moonbyul unnie, she's one of unnie's best friends..."

"Hello..." Shuhua offers her hand "I'm Shuhua, Soojin's girlfriend... I hope we can be friends..." she bows down politely, her forehead almost banging on the table with how low she bows.

"Pfft... don't be so serious, of course we could be buddies..."

"But wait..." Shuhua raises her head, narrowing her eyes suspiciously at Moonbyul. "You're not one of those people who is secretly in love with their bestfriend, right?"

Yuqi shakes her head after hearing what Shuhua just said, her best friend watches too much anime...

"Because if you are, I will fight you to the death..." Shuhua threatens Moonbyul...

Moonbyul starts laughing, enjoying this girl already.

"No...no... don't worry... Soojin is all yours..."

Moonbyul sees the cute girl writing on her rilakkuma notebook. Moonbyul then takes a peek at her clipboard and smiles at the name.

1. Yeh Shuhua

2. Seo Yuqi- my sister in law

As Soojin's best friend, Moonbyul has met pretty much all of the people trying to hook up with Soojin, they were ok, some really good looking but none of them seems to be genuine...

But this cute girl right here, she instantly won over Moonbyul's vote. She was obviously so sincere and what's so adorable was her undying innocent love for Soojin.

"You know what, kid... I like you..."

"I'm sorry, you're cute and all... But my heart, my soul and my everything is Seo Soojin's property."

Yuqi smacks her forehead once again with her BFF ridiculous comebacks, but Moonbyul was laughing once again.

"Not for me... For Soojin... From now on, kid... you have my back."

Shuhua smiles brightly, before writing something in her notebook.

Cute girl Moonbyul, my gf's BFF... maid of honor in our wedding

****

"I met your girlfriend today, Soo..."

Moonbyul should really watch what she's saying, seeing that she almost choke when she heard that.

"She 's really cute, Soojin..."

"Then, date her..."

"I would but she's so into you..." Moonbyul says, slouching in the cafeteria chair "Why do I feel like you're PMSing today?"

Soojin exhales sharply before slouching next to Moonbyul.

"I got into detention today..."

"What?" Moonbyul raises her brow in confusion "Detention? That's like a high school thing?"

"I know but it's like a new program they're doing as a punishment to students. but you know Victoria..."

"That girl just can't stand your guts..."

"And she's using what happened with Amber to just find a reason to put me down... Well, we were just discussing in class and then the argument got heated and I accidentally called her a name."

Moonbyul chuckles "It's kinda real though... but oh well... sorry bout that..."

"God! I have been so careful my entire student life then something like this would just ruin me..." Soojin took a deep breath and picked up her stuff. "I got to go ahead... Tell Soyeon and Somi, I'll just see them later..."

"Alright..."

****

"What time should I pick you up?"

Soojin jumps back in fright as Shuhua just pops out of nowhere... Shuhua was right there hopping from foot to foot, looking so excited.

"Well, you can't drop me home today..."

The hopping Shuhua came to a stop.

"Why not?" Shuhua stomps her feet in irritation "I'm your girlfriend, it's my duty to take you home."

"Because I'm stuck in detention, it would be too late for you so you might as well just go home and watch your cartoons..."

"They're animes... you can learn a lot from them..." Shuhua scratches her head in wonder "I thought detention only happens in high school?"

"I thought so too... but I guess not..."

Soojin walks ahead of the girl.

"I could wait for you..."

Soojin just let out a defeated sigh before walking away.

"Don't torture yourself..."

****

"I found the perfect girl for Soojin..." Soyeon says proudly... "Hey!" She smacks Moonbyul's hand away from her lunch. "I thought you ate lunch already..."

"no it was brunch... this is lunch... and whoever your girl is, I found the better girl..."

"You? your ideal girl is someone who smells fruity..."

"What kind of friends are you two?" Somi snaps at the two, surprising the two "didn't you guys notice that I'm all quiet and depressed here..."

"Ok, fine... I'll pretend like we care, what's wrong?"

Somi narrows her eyes at the two girls.

"I thought I found the perfect girl for Soojin..."

"After your Amber fiasco you're still not giving up, huh?"

"That was a trial and error thing... This was for real... I thought she and Miyeon would be cute..."

" Miyeon?" Soyeon almost yells out "don't you watch walking dead?! she's one of those things!"

"You are being ridiculous... she's prettier than a zombie..."

"Cho Miyeon? Delayed reaction Miyeon?"

"Huh?" Moonbyul wonders confusedly "Delayed reaction?"

"Well... let's just say Miyeon moves at her own pace..."

Soyeon just shakes her head, Miyeon and Soojin will never work.

"Why the delayed reaction?"

"Well... she's a cheerleader, right? But let's imagine we're doing YMCA... while the rest of the cheerleading squad is already in M... she's still doing letter Y..."

"So, she likes to move at her own pace?" Somi defended the other girl "So, anyways... Here's what happened..."

Somi wonders how a person could eat and sleep at the same time, but obviously Cho Miyeon has that special gift.

"So, yes... about my friend, Soo..."

"I don't know her..."

"How could you not know her? she's everywhere..."

"I just don't..." Miyeon blinks... "So, you're pairing me up with Minnie, right?"

"What?!" Somi almost yells out "No... we are talking about Soojin not Minnie..."

"No... you're pairing me with Minnie..."

"Ummm... no I'm not..."

Then, Somi's eyes widened as she saw the fire in Miyeon's eyes.

"Minnie not Soojin... But she's too caught up with her camera... so, you're going to do that."

"Why would I?" Somi screeches out.

"Because I will hurt you..."

"Pffft... yeah right..." Somi scoffs mockingly... "You're slow and weak... ACK! Oh my God! not my face! I have a K-pop idol face... if you mess with it, i will look like a mascot."

Somi didn't dare move as Miyeon held a chopstick to Somi's face.Somi can't allow anyone messing with her God given beauty.

"What you say?"

"I said you're beautiful and God loves you..."

Miyeon lowers her weapon down.

"Awesome..."

****

"So, let's get this straight, you are now going to play cupid between Miyeon and Minnie?"

"Yes..." Somi sobs out "If I don't she'll hurt my face... this is the money shot... baby..."

"Anyways..." Soyeon says confidently "My girl is the best... Sorn with her purple hair."

"Are you kidding me?" Moonbyul scoffs... "My girl is the best, let's see what she's going to do when I tell her what happened and why Soojin got into detention.

"What is it?"

The other two ask curiously, but Moonbyul just scoffs.

"I don't either.. but I'm pretty sure it will be epic." Moonbyul says confidently before grabbing a wonton from Soyeon's lunch.

****

"Shuhua? Are you sure about this?"

Yuqi didn't even know why she was helping Shuhua out with this plan, wouldn't this make her an accessory to the crime?

"I have never been surer in my life" Shuhua says proudly before putting the Pikachu mascot on her head. "I have to defend my master..."

Yuqi just groans, she sighs too much these days.

****

That was Shuhua's go signal for her plan... The 5 o'clock bell, which means everyone is coming out from their classes.

She was peeking from the corner and saw her victim...

"Victoria Song... feel my wrath..."

Shuhua promises out before running to the school hallways in her Pikachu mascot.

"Is that Pikachu?"

Every girl in that hallway looks up as a cute fluffy Pikachu mascot comes running in the hallway...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Victoria screams out. The byun Pikachu just flips Victoria's skirt for everyone in school to see her polka dot undies.

Kekekekekekekeke... Pikachu laughs triumphantly until she bumps into a very stern and pissed off looking professor.

"You're in very, very, very big trouble young lady..."

Pikachu just tilts her head in the side before asking the professor.

"Pika?"

"Detention now!!!"

****

"Shuhua?"

Shuhua peeks her cute head shyly in the room, batting her lashes cutely... Soojin ends up turning away, not wanting to let Shuhua see that she was kinda cute.

"They put me in detention..."

"I heard..."

Shuhua sat on the desk in front of Soojin before turning around to face her.

"I heard you flip Victoria's skirt?"

"What? No... it's the wind... I was walking so fast like the flash, so there was like wind and then the wind did it..."

Soojin covered her eyes, embarrassed that she was crying in front of a complete stranger. Well, Shuhua is her "girlfriend" but the truth is, she doesn't know anything about the girl other than she was an annoying little brat...

"Hey... hey... don't cry..." Shuhua says in panic...

"I just... it just pissed me off that I work so hard and I'm just worried how this would affect my record. I did all these good things, and the thing that they might see is that I got into detention..."

Soojin didn't know why she was pouring everything out to this kid...

Shuhua hurriedly scurried inside her backpack, almost panicking as she looked for something before finally ending up tearing a notebook paper and giving it to Soojin.

"What is this?" Soojin sniffles...

"I...I don't have a napkin right now, so I'm improvising..."