All jokes aside I really do want

to be your friend

Sometimes I feel that you can't

see how much I really need you

through all the jokes

I can see it fine dumbass

I'm not blind

So can we be friends?

I'll think about it

If you decide to come into

my life for real warn me

before you leave so I can

brace myself

I'm not gonna leave your

sorry ass

You're too entertaining

You should see me do

literally anything

I'm so clumsy I usually mess

up somehow

I also walk into a lot of walls

and doors

Dumbass

How the hell do you walk

into a wall? You can see it

I just do

They like to bully me and get

in my way

Don't play the victim I feel

worse for the walls

Wow rude

The rudest

Nah

That would have to be this

kid I knew in kindergarten

She was a total bitch and pushed

me down a hill

I'd kill her

I mean I punched her in

the face and got suspended

if that counts

That's my girl

How much damage did you do?

I made her lose her first tooth

She also got a black eye

Good the bitch deserved it

She didn't even get in trouble

for pushing me

Did they have something

against you?

I was a bit of a troubled child

but I didn't act mean or

anything I was just kind of an

easy target so when I snapped

they saw me as the monster

I don't think you're a monster

You're too soft

I don't know how to take that

Just except it

Ok

It's ok to be soft

Just means I get to be cool

and protect you

Your a good person Bakugou

You put up a hard front but

you're still a good person behind it

I might not know you but you

seem to really care about protecting

people and becoming a good hero

I'll be the best hero dumbass!

Then once I am I'll look down

at the people I care about and

tell them I did it

I became the best and I didn't

need help

It's ok to have help

It doesn't make you any weaker

or less worthy

It just shows that you're cool enough

to have people who have

your back

That's hella cheesy

That doesn't make it any less true!