Soon my friending

What?

Soon you will see my

bootiful face

I'm sure I'll be impressed

Was that sarcasm?!

I don't know you tell me

You're so mean sometimes

You know you love me

Do I know that?

How could you not?

I'm the best!

Of course you are

I am

You really are though

I told you

You make me so happy

I love every conversation we have

You always brighten my day when

I talk to you and I want nothing

more then to always

be with you

That's because I'm the best

What about me am I the best?

You're tolerable

You're not an extra

Wow thanks

I'm main cast yay

I mean I always knew I

wasn't the main character

Any story that doesn't have

me as the main character

is stupid

I'd probably win all the

popularity contests anyway

I have no doubt you would

Even your hands are hot

I mean your personality could

use some work but other

then that you are most

definitely the best character

even if not the main

My personality is fine!

Besides you still like me

I have issues you can't use

me as an example

That's not what I meant

What did you mean?

I mean I don't care about

anyone else as long as

you like me

You have no idea how happy

that made me

Dumbass