"Ahh, how the tortured screams of my enemies travel through my auricle and bring me great euphoria." Leith sighed, throwing her head back onto the couch.

"Oh hush it, the kettle is just boiling." You scoffed, setting your book onto the wooden coffee table. She chuckled and got up, walking over to the stove and making you guys your favorite hot drink.

"You want to invite Alex and Tony over? We have to study for next week's test!" Leith yelled from the kitchen. You contemplated it, then smirked. "What if we're interrupting something?" You winked at her as she came into the living room with a tray of drinks.

"Very well then, we'll just have to battle the oh so great horrors of calculus alone." She wailed, bringing a hand to her forehead for theatrics. You chuckled, "You're so dramatic." You playfully hit her on the arm. Then you guys got to work while taking breaks every so often.

You looked at the time, 10:34pm

"Holy shit." You breathed, Leith looked at the clock as well. "Well fuck." She got up and you and her cleaned up, while you were putting the textbooks away, Leith was washing the dishes. Once you were finished, Leith grabbed her things and walked towards your front door.

She dramatically looked behind her to stare at you, "Farewell, beloved." She closed her eyes and walked out of the house. "Goodbye!" you waved laughing. You were heading back to your room when you heard the door slam open and Leith ran in.

You quickly looked at her "Back so soo-" She shushed you. "I saw this box outside and played with it, but now t-there is someone outside with fucking pins in their h-head," Your eyes widened and you both quickly got to work. Locking the windows and doors, closing the blinds and turning off the lights. Then you guys went upstairs to your room and locked the door, 911 on speed dial.

Then you guys heard a lock click, the front door.

Leith stepped halfway in front of you, ready to protect you. The deafening silence was putting you even more on your nerves.

"Y/n, this is like all those horror movies you love watching, this thing surely had to be in one of them." Leith whispered looking at you through the dark.

"Yes, it's pinhead, holy fuck we're going to die Leith." You realized, taking a step back. "Not on my fucking watch we're not, this thing smells fear right?" Leith asked. You nodded.

"Well then let's fucking strut our shit." Leith chuckled. Leith walked to the door, opening it, she looked at you, "Call 911, just in case." You nodded and called them, telling them the address and hanging up.

You and Leith quietly made your way down the stairs to see the door wide open.

"Suffering will become you." Pinhead growled. You and Leith jumped, then she stared dumbfounded, masking her fear perfectly. "Man what the yoda are you speaking? sUffEriNg wIlL bEcOme yOU." Her mocking him had you giggling quietly. Then pinhead lunged and you and Leith quickly moved out the way.

You decided to chip in, "Damn, you took construction went wrong to a whole 'nother level." Leith looked at you and smiled. Pinhead was at this point livid. He was about to grab you when Leith yelled wait.

She grabbed a hammer.

"You fool, you think some mortal weapon can destroy me? You insult me." He breathed in anger. She looked at him, then the hammer. "I mean yeah, it's only logical, nails.. hammer, seems like your greatest enemy, not going to lie." He lunged at her again and she made quick work out the way, smacking him with the hammer, he growled in pain.

You had to laugh at that, it was too funny.

Then Leith looked at you, "Distract him for a moment will ya?" She smiled encouragingly, you nodded.

"Hey, nails! You should meet Thor!" You waved jumping onto a counter. He quickly ran at you and his nails grazed your arm, successfully cutting it. You hissed quietly. "But really, I think you and him would get along just great." You said through gritted teeth.

"Hey, ugly!" Leith called, pinhead looked back and his eyes widened. She held the box in her hand. You quickly grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed him in the back while he was distracted. He howled in pain and leith smirked at him, "From dust you were born and to dust you shall return." He reached out yelling 'no' as she twisted the box and he disappeared.

You were breathing heavily and you looked at her, "I thought you were an atheist." She threw the box in the trash can, "Me too, but with us meeting some crazy people lately, I'm thinking Jesus is tryna meet real soon."

You both looked at each other, then burst out laughing.

Then you guys heard the familiar sirens and car doors shutting. Leith sighed and she walked out yelling "You're timing is absolutely atrocious!"

While they were questioning you, Leith insisted on taking care of the cut that pinhead gave you, muttering about how much of a bitch he was. Then once you guys reassured them you were fine, they left to attend to their duties.

"Bye, have a great night!" Leith waved, smiling. As the cops drove away she shut the door and growled "Fucking piece of shits." You chuckled. You and her had decided to watch the horror movie pinhead had starred in and you both had a good laugh about it.

Once the credits rolled, Leith spoke up and asked "Did you get accepted for that job at that one shit show?" You shrugged, then crawled out of the blankets and got your laptop, you plopped back down and opened it up, checking your email.

999+ new emails!

You rolled your eyes, you never really checked your emails but this was just ridiculous. You cursed all those who were emailing you to hell. Then what you saw next had your heart dropping to the bottom of your stomach, a cold bucket of water was just poured over you.

Leith saw your expression and asked what was wrong. You just turned your computer towards her and saw as her mouth popped open and eyes widened like saucers.

"What the fuck.." She breathed.

You turned the computer back to you, to double check if you read it correctly.

And indeed you had.

You had been accepted for the job.

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sorry if my interaction with pinhead wasn't good, I don't know what you expect, I've never watched one single horror movie in my life. But comments and votes are extremely appreciated! Thank you for reading this shit show, I hope you're enjoying so far and enjoy this mini skit below.

*intense staring into the camera by pinhead*

"Death becomes you." He wheezed.

You all erupted in laughter, "No, not like that!" Author chuckled. "What do you mean not like that?!" He roared. "Not in that voice, it's wrong, plus it's 'suffering will become you'." Author said. "THAT IS MY REAL VOICE!" He exasperated.

Y/n piped up chuckling, "You sound like an old man that just went on a 20 mile run, you can do better than that."

Leith fell to his knees, while laughing, trying to keep his cool but failing miserably.

The author just pinched the bridge of their nose, exhaling as the yelling and laughter ceased to background noise.