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(your pov)

"Bye, guyss!" Miwa said, walking off with Kyoto. "Byee" Some other people said. "Well, guess I'll see you around" Mai said to me. "Yep" I replied before hugging her. "Thank you for the other day. I really appreciated it" She whispered. I smiled. "No problem" I said before letting go. "Text me sometime, k?" She said, I laughed. "oK" I said. And off Mai went.

"So I see you two are getting along?" A voice behind me asked. I turned around to find Maki walking towards me. "Well, I decided it's about time someone showed her some respect. I kinda feel bad for putting her under those Genjutus" I said. "I'm sure it's fine" She said, kissing my forehead. "Anyways, what do you wanna do now?" I asked.

"Well, since the exchange events over and we all have the day off, how about we go on a date? Tomorrow night?" She asked. My cheeks burned at that. "Sure" I chirped.

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The next morning, Nobara kicked open my door. "Do you not have any peace of mnd that people are sleeping??" I hissed. She just smirked. "Good morning to you too, dalring. Anyways get up they have wafflessss!!" She chirped. I grabbed my head since I got up a little too fast. The exchange event was so crazy that I forgot I was with Nobara as well!

There'll be no easy way telling Nobara that I love Maki instead of her. "Oh- uh- Nobara, can I talk to you after breakfast?" I asked. She turned to me before heading out my door. "Sure" She smiled. I pained me to see her smile knowing that I'm about to break her heart.

Anyways, I got down to the dining hall and saw a bunch of bricks on people's trays. Well, at least they looked like bricks. "Itadori what the hell are these waffles?!" I questioned, picking mine up by the corner. "Oh, they're Belgian waffles! Double chocolate too!" He chirped. I looked at him then back at the waffle. "Double chocolate or double charred? Itadori these look like bricks" I said. He snorted.

"Double charred..that's hilarious" He chuckled. "What? They look like they've been grilled like a steak-" I said before sniffing it. "And they smell like it" I added. I set my waffle down and pushed the plate away. "There anything else?" I asked. "Well, if you hadn't left your hospital room, you'd have found the cupcakes right next to your bed. Me and Itadori had a few but we saved the rest for you" Nobara beamed.

"You guys left cupcakes by my bed..?" I asked. Everyone nodded. "Wasn't my idea" Itadori stated, holding his hands up. "Ok?" I said. Megumi pointed at Maki. "It was her idea. In fact her and Nobara made them" He said. I looked at Maki. "Awww someone miss me that baddd?" I teased, walking up and kissing her head. "Oi! Knock it off. I was only bored" She said with a blush.

"Yeah, so bored that you barged into my room demanding that we-" Nobara said, being cut off by Maki's hand. "I did not" She said. Nobara pried Maki's hand off her and started running. "Yeah, so bored you barged into my room demanding that we make cupcakes for Y/nnn!" She yelled, running down the hallway. Maki immediately started running after her.

"How long you think she's got until Maki catches up?" I asked Itadori. "Hmm..prolly another 5 seconds." He giggled. "And 3...2...1.." I said. And sure enough, we heard loud girly screams from down the hall. Everybody chuckled. "Kugisaki, you scream like a 4 year old!!" Itadori cackled.

Nobara came marching back down the dining hall- more like Maki was marching back and she was holding her like a suitcase. "Good lord baby what did you do??" I questioned. "Oh, y'know. Gave her a lil somethin special" She let her go and pat her ass back to the seat. "She gave me a fucking SUITCASE WEDGIE" Nobara cried and put her head down.

Everybody cackled. "Oh lord, good luck with getting that out" I chimed in.

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"So, what'd you wanna talk to me about?" She asked with a fake smile, since that wedgie was pretty far up her ass, she told me. "Uhm...at the exchange event..." I started. "Don't say it. I know. Maki told me" She said softly. I looked at her. "Ok you're wayy too calm about this" I backed up. "No, it's fine. You fell in love with Maki and not me. I get it" She smiled. Even though she looked confident, I could tell her heart was in pieces.

"Nobara, I'm sorry" I said and hugged her. She cried into my shirt for a few minutes. "Why did it have to be her?! Why not me?!" She questioned. I just stroked her hair. "What does she have that I don't?!" She cried again.

"I'm really sorry for this. I hate myself more than you hate me right now" I said softly. She punched my shoulder. "I don't hate you..." She started. "But why?? Why couldn't you tell me sooner?!" She asked. I hung my head low in shame. "I'm sorry" I said, a tear ran down my cheek.

"Sorry's not gonna fix everything, Y/n, Just like you told Itadori!" She shouted. A few minutes later, she finally calmed down.

"I'm sorry for yelling she said. "No, don't be sorry. You had a right to know" I said quietly. "Well, friends?" I asked; holding my hand up. She smiled and shook it. "Friends" She repeated.

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So, aside from the heartbreak and the brick waffles, it's been a good day so far. Nobody training, birds chirping. It was peaceful.

"Bruh I remember one day,, I almost called my dad a bitch" I admitted. Maki looked at my and took another chip from the bag. "Ok?" She said. I was laying on my back with my feet flat on the bed and my legs somewhat cross. "So we were arguing one day, I forgot what it was about, and I was about to say it. And then I realized I couldn't cuz I was like 12" I started.

"So it's a bit heated right now, I finally say something and I almost said it but the first thing I thought of was brick" I said. Maki snorted then cackled. "Listen here ya little brick" Maki said, pointing a chip to the air. I chuckled. "Shut upppp it wasn't like thatt" I whined. "Then what was it like??" She questioned. "I was saying something before that, I forgot what it was, and I said, stop bothering me like the little brick you are" I admitted.

Maki just looked at me. "Girl" She said. "Shut uppppppp" I giggled and hit her foot. "I mean, it's alright. They both start with a b so it's close enough to where your dad could guess what you were GONNA say" She took another chip and ate it. "Hushhhh" I said. "I mean, I would've just called him a bitch" She said. I rolled my eyes. "Balls. See if I did that we wouldn't be having this conversation" I said. She smiled and dropped her jaw. "I-" She said before laughing.

"Girl you could've said anything else but you said brick" She teased. I hit her foot again. "I said hush" Maki chuckled. "No for real, I mean brick sounds close enough to bitch and your dad could've pieced that puzzle together" She stated. "Cuz like I said, they both start with b" She finished. "Yeah well so does bee" I said. She looked at me and I looked at her.

She just blinked and I snickered. "That was so funny. Man that was hilarious, you should do stand up comedy" She said. I looked down at my jelly legs from all that running yesterday. "Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny" I deadpanned. "No but for real. You're just a pussy, I would've just said the real thing" She took ANOTHER chip. "Well that's good for you but my dad was a 6 foot tall man" I said. "Really? Mine too" She said.

"For real?" I asked. "nO. Quite frankly he's shorter than you and I" She chuckled. "Well yeah, you're like 5'7. There's gonna be SOME people shorter than you. You sure you're not a man?" I asked. "You're asking me that?" She questioned. "Duh. You spend more time out in them fields than anybody and you've got a strong arm" I joked. "And strong hands" i added. She gasped. "Y/n" She said. "Hm?" I hummed.

She rolled her eyes and ate the chip. "Whatcha thinkin about?" She asked. I looked at her. "Ooh honey that's a Pandora's box you do not wanna open" I said. "Pfft. Are you that horny right now?" She asked. "Tch, no not really. Unless you want me to be, I've got another typa Pandora's box you can open" I joked. Her jaw dropped and she smiled. "Good one" She admitted.

"But like what was with those waffles this morning??" i questioned. "Right??? Like they look like they've been through 3 kinds of dutch ovens" She joked. "For real. And Itadori said they were double chocolate Belgian waffles" I added. "What kind of belgian waffle goes through a fucking wilfdfire just to be eaten" She said. "Literally" I replied.

"And like, they literally looked like they had grill marks and they smelled like steak" I said. "Bruh. Double chocolate or double charred" She asked. "THAT'S WHAT I SAID" I replied and she just chuckled. "Double grilled chocolate belgian waffle for the lady" She said elegantly. "Double grilled" I chuckled. "How do you like your waffles in the morning? Grilled or charred?" She joked. "Maki shut up that's not even funny" I said while cackling.

"Mhm" She chuckled and leaned over to kiss me. "Love you" She said softly. "Me too" I joked and she scoffed. "Ugh fuck you" She smiled. I smirked. "No. Bad Y/n" She said. "At least you'd be punishing me" I bit my lip. "Girl" She said before laughing.

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"Did you know that un the United States, Kentucky is the only state that starts with a K?" I asked. "No, Kansas. No wait that's a city and it's actually Arkansas. My dumbass" She said. "Kansas dick fit in yo mouth" I joked. She just looked at me. "Well played" She said. She then pulled out her phone.

t or d

h m m

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;)

teez nuts

jdfhgseuha ok

oh ur on bby

u sure ?

oh yeah

im challening u

challening💀

SHUT UP

hAHASFWGW

IM CHALLENGING U

TO A DN CHALLENGE

THE PERSON WHO HITS U WIT DA MOST DICK/DN JOKES GETS TO TOP TN

lmaooo

im topping anyways

HUSH

HASJAKSAD

"challen" excepted ;)

HNJASKDA

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I glared at her. "It's on" I said.

The entire day, we spent it throwing deez nuts jokes at each other.

"Hey, baby, you know this artist named Dee something?" Maki asked. I looked over at her. "No? D- "Deez nuts" She winked. "God fucking damn it" I lightly slammed my book in my lap. She cackled. "Damn so that's 3 to 1" She said.

"SHUT UP!! THAT FIRST ONE DOESNT EVEN COUNT!!" I yelled.

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ab:)

cdeez nuts

BRUH

JASHASFADWA

3 TO 2 BITCH

im still winning💀

ohhhhhhhh yeah lmao

dw ;)

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heyeeyeyeeyyeyey

whatataatatatatattat

what

yall know what happened to kenya

KENYA???

OMGGGG U FINALLY GOT A GF???

i-

wow kugisaki

no lmao

what happened to kenya-?

HASJSJASJFAS

KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN UR MOUTH

so this is what u do with ur free time

y e s

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wow so apparently ghandi had a son??

fr?

yuh his names lee

yup

lee ghandi huh?

...

I REFUSE

LEE GHANDEEZ NUTS

WOWWWWWWWWWW

I WOULDA NEVER GUESSED

ASHHHAAHHHAA

OHHHH

SO ITS ITADORI AND Y/N VS MAKI AND KUGISAKI??

i love how this was originally a challenge between me and maki💀

yep

and its now 4 to 3 baby

ITADORI YUJI

SIR YES SIR !!

forget all relationships with kugisaki

ITS TIME FOR DN WAR

YEAHHHHHHH

lord have mercy💀

k

nobara forget all relationships with yuji

🫡

SIR YES SIR

misgender me again and i will personally spam u with dn jokes

MA'AM YES MA'AM

OOOOOHH I WANNA JOIN

GOOD UR WITH ME AND ITADORI

NO

JASJHASFASDQ

INUMAKI

@riceballs

@riceballs

@riceballs

GET ONJREHTHDFHSER

tuna tuna?

onigri?

SALMON??

lmaoo

dn war

now

ur on my team with kugisaki

bet

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i like planting tulips sometimes :)

aww thats very nice inumaki-senpai :)

can i help u sometime ?

yep

u can plant two lips on deez nuts

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ASJAFJSFDFA

OMGGGGG

SORRY I WAS DOIN SOME BUSINESS AFTER TACO BELL

keep that shit to urself💀

ima keep dis shit in the toilet😟

HELP

THIS IS TOO CHILDISH

so apparently some guy robbed a dude of their mac n cheese

well thats stupid

yeah

yeah

apparently he walked into the guys house an slappind him for his mac n cheese

oop mb i meant slapped*

well thats just retarted

SLAPPINDEEZ NUTS IN YO FACE BIATCH

i-

damn

AHHHAAHHHHAHAAAA

that was actually an accident tho💀

oh-💀

AT LEAST WE GOT ONE ON EM

YEAHH

but its still 5 - 4

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH

LMAOAOA

THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GOOD

fr ;)

wtv

by the end of the day it'll be my team winning

WE'LL SEE

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yall i kinda wanna travel all around europe

ok

AWWW REALLY???

yea

besides,, travleing around europe w my bby sounds fun :)

europe on dis dick

travel around europe alone

u actually had me excited

AWWW MAKI BBY DW

we can travel around europe together some day :)

aww

THERE ARE SINGLE PPL HERE

yeah ik lmao

AAAUUUGGGHHH

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(around 9 pm)

its still 5 to 5 right???

yup

yeah

whoever wins gets to go to this place in town called sugan

huh??

i aint ever heard of it

is it new?

sugan deez nuts

AND ITS NOW THE END OF THE DAY

MAKI'S TEAM WON

sad as that is

NOOOOOO

HAJDKHDGDDSAS

BRUHHHHHHH

now i wont be able to show up to training for a while now

THANKS TO @man child AND @finger lickin good

why-

bruh

HUH??

Y E A H

it was originally a challenge to see who would top tn :')

and.....

WHO-

im rlly livin up to my name rn

HSJAJAGASDA

W H O

take a wild guess

oh lord

wishin u luck rn

luck aint gon do shit💀

i tried💀

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I sighed as I tossed my phone onto my bed. Someone knocked on my door. I rolled my eyes. "Come in" I said. Maki opened the door wearing...jeans? for the first time? Anyways, she came in and sat down on my bed. "So" She smirked. "Tch, so?" I said. "sOoO, I won the challenge" She said, going over to kiss my neck. "Tch fine. Not like I'd rather do anything else but fall apart on that monster cock" I said.

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(mini timeskip bc im literally living off of 4 hours of sleep rn and ion feel like writing the teasing💀💀💀)

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Maki started sloppily thrusting in and out of me, to get me worked up. Her thrusts were miscalculated and were slower than last time. "M...Maki" I whispered. She looked at me with her chest pressed against y stomach and my legs were over her shoulder again. "Yes my love?" She asked. She sped up just a little bit. "Faster-" I said. And right after the last syllable, she slammed into me and bottomed out.