《Jjba oneshots》Funny Valentine
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(This has slight lemon because I'm trying to practice so I can write some lemons) You are Mr.Presidents Assistant. He treats you very different, compared to the other "Assistants" if you even wanna call them that. You are sitting at your desk doing your paperwork that he himself assigned to you. "Miss Y/N? Can I ask you to come to office for a second?" no one other then the president asked. "Of corse Mr. Valentine." you respond, fixing your papers and walking out the door to follow him.
He smashed his lips into yours as he threw you against one of the office walls. "A-Ah Valentine...." you moaned into the kiss, tangling your hand into his curly blond hair. "You like that Babydoll?" he asked breaking the kiss for air. You huffed and puffed, trying to catch your breath. He took no time to take, er well rip off your uniform, leaving you in your F/C bra and S/F/C panties. He took his hand and slipped it in your panties, rubbing your clit. "A-Ahh. M-Mmmm." you try hiding your moans. "These walls are sound proof. No one can hear you.
He started rubbing you faster and, eventually stuck two of his fingers in, earning a couple of loud satisfactory moans from you. He pushed his fingers all the way in and started to finger you harder. "Ahhh! V-Valentine! Don't Stop!" you screamed leaning against the wall. "I-I'm gonna Cum!" you moaned loudly, as you came closer and closer to your orgasm. He thrust his fingers into you one last time before you came on them. He took his fingers out of you and your panties. Licking them. Sexily. "You can leave and return to your work, but I expect you back here by 8 because your sleeping with me.
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You went back to your office and calmed your breathing, your thoughts racing on what had just happened. You got to your paper work, shaking all of your dirty thoughts out of your head. -Time Skip- It is 7:57, and you really need to hurry back to Valentines office. Sighing you leave your papers scattered on your desk, and rush to his office. Once you arrive you see him shirtless, standing in front of the door to his bedroom. Turning around he finally noticed you walked into the room. "Oh your here. Just on time too! Great! Now I wanna cuddle so come here.
You laid in the bed with Valentine, your hands wrapped around him and vice versa. You slowly traced the scars (?) on his back. You didn't know this but he fell asleep because of it. A few moments later you also fell asleep. You two bathing in each other's warmth.
HOW WAS THE LEMON PART?! I know, I know it probably sucks but oh well that was my lemon type crap so yeah hope you enjoyed.
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