《My Villain: ZA WAURDO!!!! (Bnha X jjba)》Hot Diggity Dabi
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Dio searches throughout Japan listening in for any Word of the League.
Criminal:"Wh-Who are you?!"
TWOH:"I'm Batman!"
Dio:"KONO DIO DA!!!!!"
eventually he tracks them down to a warehouse.
there he finds the entire league of Villains...
and all for one is there?
AFO:"Oh? didn't think you'd find us that fast... bet you're wondering how i'm still alive... well you see what you really killed was a clon--"
Dio donut's All for one and Mr. Compress.
time resumes as both their bodies fall limp on the ground.
DIO:"What was that?"
Tomura:"M-Master!!"
The Handsy Emo rushes Dio only to get Donut'd cuffed and healed.
Dio:"Hello, My name is Dio, If you would please hand over your resident Fire Hazard, I'll just be killing him and leaving..."
Twice:"Take em I hate him anyway, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY BEST BUDDY AWAY!!!!!"
Dio:"Is this a Tim hortons? cuz the people here seem to Really like donuts"
Twice is donuted instantly.
Twice:"S-So... hehe I wasn't a Clone...." as he looks at his blood fading away
then all that's left is Dabi.
Dio:"Come on then, it's no fun if you just accept your fate."
Dabi fires a raging blue inferno at Dio only to get swiped away by TWOH.
TWOH Grabs Dabi by the throat and raises him up.
Dio:"Now, do you prefer your legs or arm broken first? Because I'll do the one you don't want first..."
Dabi:"H-How's Ya Mutha..."
Dio:"Oh, She's doing well, I got her out of that Fire, she'll survive..."
Dabi:"A-Are you sure about that? Toga is paying her a Little Visit right now--"
out of anger Dio Donuts Dabi with his own hands.
Dio:"WE NEED TO FUCKING GO RIGHT NOW!!!"
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TWOH:"You got it Sir!"
Dio gets to the Hospital as quick as he can, even smashing through the wall to get into his moms room.
(THE AUTHOR WILL NOT DESCRIBE THE SCENE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO NOT HAVE TO GO THAT FAR FOR EDGE, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS TOGA AND DANNY'S MOM ARE BOTH DEAD NOW)
as Dio kneels down in the bloody mess he cries....
Dio:"This Societies Justice is Shit... Time for my own Justice...."
TWOH:"Like... Vigilante Justice?"
Dio:"No.... Dio's Justice..."
TWOH:"So... This is how we become a Villain."
Dio:"You know what they say... every Villain is the Hero of their own story..."
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