《My Villain: ZA WAURDO!!!! (Bnha X jjba)》Mama Mia... Oh she's Crispy now
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Danny:"MOM!!!! MOM!!!!!! JOAN!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER!!!!"
Danny rushes through the blazing Blue Inferno searching for his mother.
Joan:"Da-DANNY! I'M IN THE KITCHEN! I CAN'T MOVE!!!!!"
Danny:"Ok lets try this..."
Time stops as Danny casually goes to the Kitchen and lifts the debris.
he then just as casually picks up his mom and places her outside.
Danny:"Let Time resume to it's normal Flow or whatever..."
TWOH:"You got it bossu."
Danny:"That kind of Ruins it... yet makes it better"
Time Resumes as Danny's mom falls to her knees gasping for air.
Danny:"Are you OK ma? You should be more careful in the Kitchen..."
Joan:"Not... Not... Not.... Kitchen Fire.... good Chef.... appalled by your accusations..."
Danny:"Well if you didn't set the house on fire, who did?"
Joan:"Emo Kid... Black Hair... Burn Scars... said.... "We know what You did".... Tired now...."
Danny's Mom collapses from exhaustion as the Paramedics loud her into the ambulance.
"Emo, Black Hair, Burn Scars...." Danny thinks to himself.
sounds a lot like that Edgy Fire Based Boi from the League of Villains.
Danny:"So His kneecaps are a Privilege, not a need. so I'll just be taking them."
TWOH:"Wow, you sound serious. that Line kind of sucked though"
Danny:"Shut up You're not Real."
TWOH:"😢"
Danny:"Stop Crying like a Bitch lets go Break some guys Legs."
TWOH:"Yeah That'll make me feel better. He hurt our Mommy."
Danny:"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY ARE YOU SO GOD FUCKING DAMN ANNOYING!!!!!!"
TWOH:"WELL WHY DO YOU GOTTA SWEAR ALL THE TIME?! IT'S FUCKING RUDE!!!!! You... You used to be so nice...."
Danny:"Well look where "Nice" got us! I've been Beaten, Bruised, Impaled, Stabbed, don't even get me started with that "Camie" Lunatic!"
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TWOH:"Well, you're not wrong..."
Danny:"But as soon as I started doing what I REALLY wanted to do, I finally solved my Family Issue, I've never felt more alive in my life, and I have You now. We can Shift Reality to what we want it to be! We can put a stop to all Crime in Japan, No The World, no, ZA WAURDO!!!"
TWOH:"Yeah, but we had Friends..."
Danny:"You're the only Friend I need."
TWOH:"O: .... ~Doki Doki"
Bystander:"Young man? Are you doing Ok You're Talking to Noth--"
Danny:"Fuck off, You live in a World where it's normal to be Born with Two heads. Talking to something you can't see isn't abnormal."
Bystander:"O~OK..."
The Bystander couldn't Run away Fast enough, Frightened by Danny.
TWOH:"Ok, let's go and Chop a Bitch."
Danny:"You're Damn right. Now, If only we had any Idea where he is..."
TWOH:"Y'know we could just Alter someone's Quirk so they can Locate Him like a tracking beacon."
Danny:"Yeah but that's the Deus Ex machina way, We need so Thrill in the Hunt."
TWOH:"So, We go all Batman on their asses?"
Danny:"Yeah but Minus the whole "No-Killing" thing."
TWOH:"OK MASTA LET'S KILL DA HOE!!!!!"
Danny:"BEEEEETCH!!!!! also, I don't think I like my name anymore..."
TWOH:"What do you mean? Danny is a very Intimidating name."
Danny:"From Now on call me.... DIO."
TWOH:"Ok, that's your Hero name anyway."
Danny:"Heroes, Villains, It doesn't matter which one I am, I just want to Find that Flamie Boi and Turn him into Fuel for the Fires of Justice..."
TWOH:"OK, that one was a little better..."
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