《True Reddit Posts》Glitch in matrix
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Couple of nights ago My friend invited me to go to his place and chill out and talk about some stuff, and so we did, as the evening gets more boring we decide to make some food and meanwhile look up random stuff on google, in my head I realized we had done this before the last time I went to his house but that time his girlfriend was there, and we were laughing our asses off. So he went onto search up the same exact thing from that night before and clicked the same link as before, at first I just laughed cause it was funny how he went back to it but then I noticed he said the same thing from before " Dude he looks like a horse wtf is this ." I suddenly couldn't stop laughing like the last time, but it wasn't funny to me at all, but I was still laughing like the last time everything felt the same other than his girlfriend not being there. I fought and tried to tell him that we've done this before, but it was like he didn't hear me or he went on to ignore me. That goes on for almost 15 minutes, and it was like hell for me it was like I couldn't escape this laughter, it felt like I smoked two joints and I was high out of my mind. It finally stops, and I could speak, but I start to hear the food overboiling so I rush outside of there and BOOM my legs become weak, and I land on the floor my friend comes from behind, and I tell him to help me at this point I was crying. But I said that everything we did inside of there happened before, and he does this weird twitching thing, and I get scared but then I realize that this also has happened before, so I used this as an advantage and waited for him to talk again. He then laughs it off and opens his mouth to say something but I knew exactly what he was going to say word by word and I predicted it, his face and his skin color literary turn white and he has this weird poker face, and he just looks at me. I then tell him " See what did I tell you, dude, I'm reliving this moment I'm not joking man I tried to say it to you inside, but I couldn't talk " For the rest of the night, he just goes on to this weird fucking zombie mode and tells me to let's not talk about it, as we walk back into his room suddenly I see his girlfriend in the kitchen at that point I basically shit myself and told him that I need to go back home. So I went back and decided to write about this on Reddit as I knew this was kind of like a matrix glitch or a Mandela effect or something, but for some odd reason, my contract ended with my internet company one month sooner than it was supposed to and I couldn't write about until today ( this all happened on the 23rd.
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To be more exact it felt like I was living in two different timelines at the same time with only a bit of delay on each until the end where I was able to guess/predict what he was going to say and then it all cut itself off.
So I went to my friend's house and took a look at his Laptop and I found the stuff that we looked up and I didn't know how to see if we did the same thing before so I just look through 1 month of google history and well I found nothing other than the original stuff so I just asked him about how his girlfriend was there and yet again he just looks at me and says that she was never there. I honestly don't know what the fuck to do does anyone know how to like see if you've searched the same thing before cuz I .don't remember if the text was purple on the night we were shit searching.
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