《Cars Humanized Boyfriend Scenarios!》Jealousy (You)
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McQueen:
We walked far away from the stadium together after Lightning's latest race, and this really fake girl with eye liner, lip gloss and god knows what other facial make up came up to us and grabbed Lightning's arm, pulling him away from me and acting as if I didn't even exist.
"Hey there!" She said in a really girly voice. "OMG, I totally LOVED your race back there, babe!"
"What's that? It's just I can't hear you over all those blonde highlights and that overpowering smell of perfume." Lightning said back. And I smirked a little.
"Oh!" This girl did a totally fake gasp. "How dare-! The nerve of-!"
"Look, just get away from my boyfriend or I'll show you where those nail extensions are going in a minute." I growled at her.
"Oh! Attitude, girl!" She fake-gasped again and walked off in a huff.
"Nice!" Lightning said to me after this girl had gone, and he held my hand once again.
Mater:
"Hi there, babe..." Mater and I heard an unnaturally feminine voice say one day in the woods as I saw some random girl I'd never seen before in bright pink eye shadow and lip gloss grabbed him and tried to kiss him, but I slapped her across the face. "What the hell, girl?!" She yelled at me.
"First thing you should know about me:" I began. "NEVER even touch my boyfriend, okay?" I yelled at her, and she did a huge fake cry and ran away. "Divas." I sighed after she'd gone, and I turned round to see Mater trying seriously hard to hold in a laugh.
Finn:
"Oh hello there babe magnet..." A girl who looked like one of those mean girls in Dork Diaries or something purred, eyeing Finn flirtatiously. She just pretended I wasn't even there. "You're hot. I can almost feel the heat."
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"In case you haven't noticed, I have a girlfriend." Finn growled and pushed her away from him.
"Oh! A British guy with attitude, is it?" This girl pretended to look scandalised.
"Just beat it." I said through clenched teeth to her, and gripped her by the front of her shirt, then I threw her away from us, and she sashayed off in a huff.
"Thanks." Said Finn.
"It's no big deal. Whenever I had a boyfriend at high school, I always had to deal with this sort of thing." I answered, then we walked further down the street, holding hands.
Siddeley:
We were at the airport together, when this girl around my age in a big fluffy coat of animal skin, blond hair extensions and an overpowering perfume smell walked up to us and just walked in front of me in mid-conversation, cutting me off.
"Hi there, hot rod..." She purred, and tried to hold Sid's arm, but he slapped her hand away. "Oh! How dare you!" She said melodramatically. I grabbed her by the front of her coat with both hands and placed a finger to her mascara, and I deliberately smudged it.
"There. Now I suggest you leave my boyfriend alone if you don't want two smoky eyes." I said through gritted teeth.
"My... my eye! My mascara! It's ruined! How dare you?!" She did a totally fake wail and ran off.
"Thanks for that, [your name]." Sid thanked me.
"No problem!" I answered, and we went back to our conversation.
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